Workaholics lyrics - Lil Dicky

I heard this shit on workaholics

And this for errbody bout to finish college

It's only right that I drop a little knowledge

Cause life ain't like it outta be

I thought it'd be, a lotta women callin me

And sodomy, and drinkin like it's all for free

Illogically, I never thoughta poverty

Or how this muthafucka's muthafuckin job would be

But ever since I go the cap and gown

Errybody cracking down, nappin now

Erry fuckin snack got me packin pounds

Wearin fuckin slacks, got me scratching da back uh ma sack

And rap is not exactly a faculty rapidly rackin me

Anything but apathy for those who be naggin and draggin me

Into the wackest meetings, holding me back from eating

The saddest fucking lunch I pack and bag in the evening

Ma bank is depleted, I even have to think before tweeting

Man it's really fuckin sad when thinking bout

The evolution from the past to drinking now

We used to go and split a handle, drink it down

Then hit the town, and hit the hottest chicks around

But now? I can barely slug a half a dozen tops

Used to chug a lot, now I'm fuckin buzzin off a shot whoa

Clubbin wasn't nuffin to me boy

Used to walk up in that muthafucka stuntin like whassup, I wadn't coy

Ain't nobody gave a fuck if I'm employed

Errybody drunk and fuckin lovin it, rubbin, and huggin

Mugging, chugging and fuckin but now these bitches

Is up on some other shit, wanting a husband

Clubbin got me buggin and blushing cause I'm a young'n das confronted

With a hundred abundantly rugged, and coveted, funded muthafuckas, it's humbling

Think about the age range

They get to date way older and emotionally open homies goin gray

Now I'm up on first dates

Sober like it's first grade

Hoping when it's over that I close it with some first base shit

Ma face getting fuckin fat

It's April, hateful fillin fuckin taxes out

Long ass days, getting blazed, and tappin out

Back is naggin now, mac is laggin now

Because I bought it back in college

So if you comin lemme run a little knowledge

If you was wondering if fun isn't acknowledged

Well Wednesdays, I be watching workaholics