Beef lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Verse 1:]

Cause if you really talkin' shit bruh

I suggest you take a sec and recognize ma shit raw

I been texting pictures atcho sister, be ma in law

You know I been spittin' vicious, whatchu fittin' to get at ma dude

I been killin' bitches, Michael Vick in the booth

The US see me, I be kiffin to you

I gotcho bitch up on ma stick she ride it sick

Like it was quidditch but nude

And I'm the honorary Gryffindor Jew

And I don't care about ya bitch, or ya ya, ya riches or ya wips bro

Even tho you fictional, I'm guessing that you get dough

No you don't exist, but I see through you like a window

Dicky run this shit and you'sa cripple

Fuck it though, you dumber than Waka Flocka

Be sonnin you like a father

D bomber than Osama plot

And smart as Obama

Gotcho lil mama in the sauna all up

In the male locker room

She really good with the D

That's my Serge Ibaka boo, ooh

Das dat dude, spittin hot as Rihanna

You softer than llamas

Do prima donnas faster than ramadan

I'll be honest, getting commas in ma wallet

Is nada, ebonically smarter, the kike

Been flowin nice as the Dalai Lama

Whaddup bruh

I'm goin stupid cause I'm better

This the hottest shit like I was pooping in a sweater

Ain't nobody do you anymore, you a letter

You get it write? That was clever

Ho'

But look

[Hook:]

If you think you on ma level jabroni

Than let me educate you, bet you need a fellowship homie

Lil dicky rippin dat ribbon cause what he spittin' is winning

So if you finna be some chicken for dinner

Then hollaback up at the kid boy

I'm spittin' good up in this bitch ho

So if you wanna get at me, you better get a Mento, ahhh

That's word to ads from the past

Ya ass up in a jam if you come at the man

Then yon't stand a chance

[Verse 2:]

Das retard flow

I been talkin game on campuses I'm Lee Corso

Battle me, he'll be like, "Dude I ran." see Argo

Package all up in this dude caboose... free cargo

Fuck it. I'm really talkin that shit

I'm coming at a muthafucka that don't even exist

But if we under the assumption that he

Someone dat spit it redundant to someone incumbent

Then he dumber than bricks ya dig?

Listen to these bitches making hits and

You'll see the horrendousness dat be existing

Every minute some kid is diminishing a single

Written like a semi-retarded kid in kindergarten

Except he harder than me, so poor Lil Dicky is stuck

Watching stupid muthafuckers

Make music and caking foolish

While jewish muthafuckas rate movies

Okay cupid to do a lil fuckin

But if it's bout the rap, they on't want it

That's why I tell em look

[Hook]

[Outro]