Free Bread At The Outback lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro:]

LD, A.K.A. the urologist, this my year, show them D

[Verse 1:]

Okay, I'm 'bout to do it all

I don't think I'm stopping, 'til it's mountains of my balls

Y'all like, oh dear, like I'm mounted on the wall

But the way I'm 'bout it, 'bout it my accountant getting mauled

His wife 'bout to leave his ass

He been working all night, while she give him baths

Actually, I'm pretty light, like, within his tasks

He got bigger clients, but I'm nice, so just let me bask

These white bitches let me smash

I get scared though, no bravado

Third base for the O's, like Machado

Miss, I ordered this with Avocados, thanks

Ey, walk up in this bitch, like I was born bread

Going deeper with this spitting, like some porn head

Picture every rapper laying on the floor dead

While I'm in a chair, cross legged, eating corn bread

I just fucked a black chick, yeah, I'm proud

If that's racist, suck a black dick

I'm the one who going straight to the top

Don't mistake it, it's not that flagrant when you blatantly flop

And plus I stay down, like my date gown in this bitch

I'm about to hit the playground, straight clown, all these kids

I'm watching ladybugs with your lady, I got it made like that

Cleaning house like a maid might rap

I don't play with you lame type cats

Say the same shit for days, motherfucker, if you cold I got flames

You're the ice caps

I bet money y'all don't even know about the ice caps

I don't know that much either

[Hook:]

Push the button, lean the couch back, everybody chill

Time to feel better than the free bread at the outback

This so good, chill, put your phone back

Feeling better than the free bread at the outback

Eat that shit, like we supposed to do

Take a rib, get it in, while it's toasted, too

They be like chill, Dicky, chill, I want another

They be like chill, Dicky, chill

You see the butter on that motherfucker?

[Verse 2:]

'Bout time someone bringing back that east coast

I got that shit that make a Rabbi be like preach, bro

Cory turned Marshawn, now it's beast mode

I don't buy her sushi, but she still be licking me, so

I'm getting pussy, like I'm Tebow, if he a virgin, I'm a cheese scone

Motherfucker, I ain't no cheese scone, I'm a grown man

I'm just saying that lil David is coming, got Perrier in abundance

I'm with a bitch who pushing fingers down

That's saying she want it

Don't look it's head up on the table, label that seven nothing

I'm faded snacking on Funyuns, while making raps

That's a luncheon

I'm packing a punch and packing lunch and packed in incumbents

Rapping dumber than some tackle football

With no pads to a motherla

That's how you know it's going down

Philly D, so you know I keep that Hoagie around

Philly beef, we don't fuck with that baloney clown

Y'all made a mess, let me just push that old Zamboni around

That's for hockey if you curious

Treat you like my bitches, only peep between the periods

Treat you like my dishes, only need you when I mentioned

To be eating something viscous, y'all deliciously inferior

Dicky sicker than Nigeria

All types of health issues over there, lot of AIDS

[Hook]

[Outro:]

Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with me, please, don't fuck with me

I wouldn't like it at all

I'm about to buy a monkey and just chill with him

Like in three years, buy a monkey and just chill with him

Dressing him well as fuck, like, throwing overalls on that monkey

Naming him some shit like Greg, like some normal ass name

Like just Greg and, and like, and like really develop a strong

A strong relationship with the monkey

I assume he become one of my better friends

Professional Rapper coming out this fall, I feel bad for the game

I feel the hope sometimes I just feel bad for the game

They ain't ready, woah, I, I just got a fucking Hinge match

Like throwing that out, y'all, just got a Hinge match, y'all on Hinge?

It's really irresponsible not to be, it's just free pussy