Scary Story lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

Looking at a bitch, it's a beautiful view

Snookie kinda tits, with a booty for two

But she really fit, word to Scooby and Doo

So I pursue it like I do in the booth

That mean I really wanna hit, holla at her like ayo what it do

I ain't your daddy, I ain't mad at you moves

The way you dancing got me staring cause you badder

Than a bear at the zoo

Who doesn't care particularly for the food

And get embarrassed when there is a lot of people staring into his lair

And he very hairy and the air isn't good

She said okay I'm understanding the comparison

So chill with the narrative, cause you scaring me away from you dude

Then I said, I said okay, that was my bad

Know my pick up line's sad

Wanted to impress you, why the fuck you think I buy plaid

We should go to my pad

Let you hold the iPad climax

You looking better than an imax

Decide fast, cause I'm bout to get up in the the ride and take a ride fast

She replied yes, now we driving

And now she kissing on ya dude

But the minute she unzippin's when I think I gotta poop

[Hook: Lil Dicky]

Now your man is rolling all around the motherfucking city

While he holding on a bitty

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

While he holding in a shit

He can't control it, so he focused, but she groping on his dick

He wanna bone her, but he told her that he feeling sorta iffy

But she really wanna get it bro

Feeling on a testicle

But Lil Dicky reeling what he feeling is intestinal

Goddamn it what the fuck should I do

Cause shawty really wanna get in the mood

But Dicky been had to poop

And now she kinda confused

Been persistent but the kid been tryna resist her moves,

Doing 60 in a 20, I got reason to move

Cause I been squeezing on my buttcheeks like a prisoner do

And now I'm getting close to panicking

Stomach is unraveling

Every fucking bump has got me clutching on my abdomen

I swear this isn't happening

I'm staring at the back of the Cadillac in the passing lane

Swearing up at the traffic mayne...

Man this is harder than all madden

I'm airing out the car because I'm farting like a savage

She started fucking grabbing, on ma part to make some magic

But I'm hardly harder than some corduroys up on a rabbit

So I tell her that the plans change

Don't mean to act strange

But I gotta go, I left ma phone up in the last place

She gave me the sad face

Started typing numbers at a fast pace

Glowing black case on the dash, great

So I told her thanks babe,

But I forgot I gotta water fucking plants up at my aunts house that way

But shawty still up on your man

She caressing and undressing me and then I shit ma pants

[Hook: Lil Dicky]

Now ya man is rolling all around the motherfucking city

Trying hold in that he shitted, cause he rolling with a bitty

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky]

But he tripping, and he twitching cause he hoping she don't sniff it

But he only got a minute till she notice that he did it

So he pull over the car and

Do it like he Tarzan

Rip all of his clothing then go into the forest

Minute later shawty came in the nude

And then I laid her on a sycamore root

Nobody knew that I pooped

Nobody know that I pooped

Fucking right, nobody knew that I pooped

Until I got back in the wip up with that chick

And she could sniff all the poop and

So then I told her that it must have been goose,

She said I think you mean geese

I said that's what I mean

Seen a dozen of them motherfuckers in the ravine

Then she said what's a ravine

I said the thing in between us and all the greenery

I mean it's a stream, don't know why I said ravine

Then she said oh I see, and then

[Outro]