We Made It Freestyle lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro:]

Let's go, it's your boy LD, A.K.A. watch your girl pussy, homie

Y'all missed me, don't you? I stay with a boner, I'm typically hard

[Verse:]

My dickheads, I'm sorry, for keeping you waiting

Just know that I miss you (I love y'all)

Been leaving you all out to dry in the dark

Like a cum loaded tissue (that's reference to semen)

I woke up this morning like fuck it, I got to address all the fans (I do)

I need y'all to know I got plans (I do)

I need y'all to know I been slaving away on my debut

I'm taking a page out the playbook of Jay, Big and Dre, Nas and Ye

If you studying rap like I study it then

You would know what the fuck I been tryin' to say (classic)

It's harder to wait (it is)

But it's gotta be great (it do)

And then when I drop that shit all y'all gonna be like "Lil Dicky we made it!" (we made it)

To everyone listening I think that it's cool that we know what they don't (they don't)

It's not about if, only when, and it's fun to be in on the joke

Just did my first shows, nervous as shit, never been on the road

Started in Philly I signed my first titty, I killed dat shit

Still I ain't fucking no hoes (like no pussy, it's sad)

A part of the reason is none of the venues equipped with a shower (it's so inconvenient)

So I leave for an hour and when I come back ain't no bitches around (them bitches be leaving)

I fuck with this sound

Rapping like Migos is fun for a clown

I could say anything and at the end of my statement

This cadence will make it profound

Like for example, ya man is about to go ham in the kitchen

I'm fixin a sandwich (woo)

All it is is some turkey and mayo but tell me that shit ain't dramatic! (on ciabatta)

It's stupid emphatic

Stomach is fucked I been poopin' erratic (damn)

New Santa Monica dude I just moved in in March

And I'm bout to get into some Madness

Don't confuse what my plan is

I never go out (it's depressing)

I meant that my bracket about get sandy

The beach on my house (ehh, more like three blocks away)

I'm newly an Uncle (Uncle Dicky)

My bro had baby (he did, she cute)

I'll be on by the time she can talk

Her first words'll be "Dicky we made it!" (that's a BABY)

Can't wait to be famous (oh)

That shit gon' be wild (I bet I'll meet Drake)

I'm lookin' at Jason Sudeikis like who my Olivia Wilde (I need an actress)

I love Anna Kendrick (legitimate feelings)

She never tweet back (not once, ever)

I figure she's busy or think that I'm creepy

But baby I'm not! (unless you like that shit)

I just have this vision where both of us living like Bonnie and Clyde

That's you as a singer and me as a rapper

We could be like Jay and Beyonce for whites (that could be so cool)

That would be the life

I'd buy the Sixers and make you my wife

Nah I'm just kiddin', I've only been smitten

With totally fictional characters right? (obviously we'd have to get to know each other)

You could be a grouch (that would suck)

You could be so mean (I hope not)

You could be the type that need warning with oral to avoid the cream (some bitches hate the taste of semen)

That's graphic as fuck (I suck my own dick)

But some bitches is bougie (I've kissed other men)

Forgive me, I just wanna make this pitch perfect I love all your movies (these ad-libs are fun)

I need me some pussy (I'd buy it)

I'm scared of the AIDS (the virus)

I wish I was reckless

There's rappers that's been getting head up on stage (Danny Brown)

I'm way too afraid (my dick is a pussy)

My dick been enraged

But soon when I'm fuckin in public post nut, he'll look up atcha boy and say "Dicky we made it!" (get 'em D)

I'm just fuckin with the flow

You know I still be on that ya ain't really fuckin with da boy

I got 150 different ways to cut dat

Love rap

Soon they'll be fuckin with the dork like a humpback

Yeah I'm bout to bring the fun back

Every other rapper need to go get and get a dunce cap

Now I got a one track

Mind till I run rap

Mine till I'm done

Wack rhymes better run rap (run ho)

Mafucka shit is done wrapped (over)

You ain't wanna see me come back (nah)

Y'all hot for a summer in July in Arizona

Lil Dicky literally is where the sun at

Knowing y'all, gotta show you where the sun at (hot)

All of y'all been bad where my son at? (hot)

Where my son at? (hot)

Where my son at? (hot)

Where my son at? (hot)

Come get spanked, ho!

[Outro:]

My New Year's resolution is to call these rappers hoes

And mean that

I mean that shit

Y'all some hoes (y'all some hoes)

Y'all some hoes (y'all some hoes)

Adios (that's Spanish)