Darwin lyrics - Lil Dicky

Man I ain't even into being curt dude

But ma head blowin up like I'm the kurt dude

And my friends getting hung up like a shirt do

Now they ain't the only homies fuckin with da burd dude

This for all ma homies lookin like a nerd who

Got a tennis serve and never broke a fucking curfew

I been getting ready for confetti, from the first boo

Game 6, I ain't bout to finish like the spurs do

Now they tryna get ya guy a deal

Cause the flow cash money, got a tyga feel

All these majors coming at me like I'm tiger healed

But ion't think the labels know about ya guy foreal

We sittin down, kickin and riffin, diggin the sound

Different from the shit dat's been spittin from typical clowns

Finna give me money in the bag and

Hunnies from the mag and

All the other shit they tell the dummies that can rap

But the fact of the matter is I ain't the rapper

They used to using, confusing, abusing with da chatter

I mean the dude across the table

Reppin for the label

Probly never met a rapper with a business major

So I am able

To avoid the fatal

Fate that every rapper face in they appraisal

Now I got em thinkin even bartering too

It's probly harder when the fuckin rapper's smarter than you

I came through

Same dude

Same crew

Same jew

And I tell these muthafuckas errything that they ain't knew

Yain't knew? I'm about to get a grammy and leave

Michael Jordan in ma genes since I been 23

Except, I ain't ball playin at all, sayin da bol

Gave all it the game, he played it wrong

Made the songs for the laughs cause

Funny was the path but

Now I really wanna fuck these dummies in they asses

Practiced

Tell me I ain't climbing up that rap list

I bet a lot of fans'll listened to this and feel catfished

Damn where da Dicky dat I used to know

The goofy flow

Ma dude where the humor go

Well truth be told, I'll put that in a movie, show, or musical

But now I'm in the studio

And dudes in the booth knew that the jew can flow

And if you listenin to this shit, you should know

I'm too cold in this bitch

To be actin a clown

Fuckin around

If I wanna get ma hands on the crown

I'm getting down, letting the smile, beset to a frown now

The kid up from the burbs bout to settle in downtown

But maybe that's a bad move

Maybe I'm a fucking pussy if I'm letting people tell me what I can't do

Maybe all these rappers wanna wear the same shoes

Get into the game and never playing cause they can't move

Now I'm thinkin what would Jordan do

Back when everybody only wore a boring shoe

If he settled for what every other scorer used

Then you dudes wouldn't ever get the Jordan 2s

I'm snoring through, ya muthafuckin tours and tunes

The game needs change now, it's short a few

And I don't mean to harp about the Jordan dude

But there's a little bit of him in this adoring jew

Of course you, listen to that thinkin I mean I'm great

You mistake, thinkin of rap, and I what I want a play

J wanted baseball

But he nice at playin ball

When he went away, we acting like he went all AWOL

Always got a trade off

I see Jay and Kanye the same way I see Larry David

It's cliché

And I know I'm gonn make it

But I dunno if I prefer as Dicky or as David

I guess it's sorta like the sox and bulls

But I can't leave yet, gotta lot to prove

But I'm a rock ma shoes, watch the toes

And if it hurts, then I'm a find Dr. Scholl's

And... one day, I'm a find satisfaction from rappin

Or acting, or cracking up factions of black kids

Adapting to whatever is in front of me

And like Mike, I'm a be aight because of me

One life, better think of who you wanna be

It's your eyes, doesn't matter what they wanna see

You do it right, you the only one you need to please

You ain't that alive till you doin something you believe

Dis the type of shit that's making D

Think twice bout the mafuckin comedy

Cause the mic got a mafucka on his knees

Twerk dicky, dicky dicky twerk

Twerk dicky, dicky dicky twerk