Spontaneity lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro:]
Aye y'all, on the real
I've been like over thinking everything these days
And I just wanted to come in today
And just have no plan and just make a song
So this song ain't about shit, it's just what I'm thinking

[Verse 1:]
I should have done this before
I ain't got no plans for it, but it's fun to explore
I ain't got no pants on because I'm under record
I been some non-constrictive type of shit
I left my skinny jeans up on the floor of my adorable apartament
Pardon me, part of me, hard to believe
Retarded, part of me smart as a Harvard graduate deaggregate
Well above the averages, wondering where my salad is
I hate when they get salads but
It's hard for me to challenge that
I need to fucking balance all the crap that I devour
I been scouring the internet, been tryna find an intimate
Place to take an Tinder date
Straight up I'm amazed at how infrequently they pick me
I been spitting great, you think again my ass a dinner date
I'm thinking 'bout my gas, last I looked at that graphic, shit
Was creeping to the E, that's a terrible habit, man
Honestly, your boy been way to busy making dicky shit
Gotta rap, gotta get up on the map, gotta get a nap
Gotta get it cracking and get a plaque
Gotta go attract the masses but it's such molasses going
Slow as slow can go
I don't even know if I could wait
I just wanna run but I'm growing out of shape
In my PJ's being DJ, hit a replay, tryna get a little leeway
Overthinking every little thing, it's crazy
You ain't got to be rapping so crazy, just to persuade the nation
That you know how to be rapping amazing
Bro, on occasion you should let it go and let your brain flow
And say whatever come into... oh my God, that girl's so hot

[Hook:]
Suck my dick, ho, suck my dick
Suck my dick, ho, suck my dick
Come suck my dick, ho, suck my dick
Or at the very least, touch my dick

[Verse 2:]
Okay, excuse my libido
But the titties on that girl, homie, holy toledo
I just wanna see the world, think of all of it's people
I'm living so regal but wonder what I'd see through a peephole
Into Kinsacha or some shit, impossible but
It's probable they got a lot of people feeling some stuff, so
Oddly enough, I could probly become a buff
I bet they got a show up on Discovery but fuck it
I don't really care, out of tupperware, plus I'm out of underwear
I swear that doing laundry such a process I don't wanna bare
I want a bear that I can train, just imagine pouring rain
And comin' home and there's a panda snoring on the floor
That you can hug and praise, hundred days
Since I fucked that lady, don't play me, it's crazy
But I stay in, unless they play shit, rotten tomatoes
Lable eighty seven, the higher I are I admire art
Well, certain kind of art, I hate them paintings that
I swear that your boy can make and I'm tryna get in shape
By avoiding cake and I wanna get a place where the boys can stay
With a gate when they visit Dave in LA
What a shame vaca days is dead to me
Instead dude, get bread to them
My best moves at your venues and my set playing in your bedroom
That's head to me, real shit and my hand doing real slick
Cause I swear to y'all, I ain't plan for this
It's new territory, but it's real shit
And I'm real pissed this took an hour
Instead of days, but it's amazing
What's spontaneity, do for ya
And if you don't like it, you can...

[Hook]

[Outro:]
I like the way this came out, that hook is fire
You know what I'm saying?
That hook is the easiest hook I ever made in my fucking life
And that shit is, that shit goes, I gotta do this shit more often

The Gumption lyrics - Lil Dicky

Oooo
I ain't seen a guy get the clout that quick
Erry mafucka say he great right now, we could doubt that shit
Au revoire
Yung dick talkin bout all of y’all
Young tits looking like mardi gras I might sharpie ya’ll
I’m tryn party dog, I’m like ughh
I’m just tryn fuck
Erry mafucka in the way been fucked
Erry mafucka in the game been butt
Burd running circles, y’all been duck
Iont gotta chill who the fuck been y’all
Fam getting killed on some chris benoit
Iont got a deal but the meal quinoa and I got it for a steal cuz the bill been comped
The server know L, like he so suburban and shit
He just been murdering shit like he take it too personal shit
Word is the shit that be purple up in that kid history is slightly perverted and shit
Word is there’s 32 bitches who last name is tinder up in that kid phone
His profile been strong
I can't compete with these pictures like why is he on?
Suck dick mafucka
Suck dick mafucka Im just tryna get the hoes on the down low
Iont even got friends in this town, I just moved to LA so I date cuz I’m outgoing
Kinda lonely too
Ex girl got another homie too, I’m not mad, just kinda sad
But it help that these hoes like rap

It’s about damn time that the boy LD bout to get up in the fun shit
Im the goddamn man like damn erry time a mafucka hit the function
Now the man wit a tan got a plan and I dare a mafucka make assumptions
I dont care I ain't there, I’ll be damned if im bout to go and let up on the gumption

Ugh
They ain't really ready
I ain't even hard
But I stay wit da semi
Bitches in the car, you could say I got a bevy
Shit pretty par, dicky do it on the the reggy
Lotta yall ain’t probly never heard of on the reggy
Das a lil something lil dicky just invented
Now the white kids gonna say it on the reggy
You could say I pull the strings when it’s cool, lil penny
I just hit the double digits fucking bitches
Out in Venice hearing mafuckas bumpin dicky
They treat a youngin like I’m Caesar with the ass kissing
That line about a fucking salad if you ain't get it

But I ain't tryn get tossed, rap been lost
Like the map been off
They blowing smoke like the back exhaust
Fact you soft like an overcooked linguine noodle

You bitch made I ain't fuckin witchu lil poodles
Ma vocab the bomb
I’m the don with the lexicon
Cats pajamas
Eastside reppin
Westside stepping
You know im the man goddamn it
I just got a handjob damn it
Like from a masseuse
She was tryn fuck, I ain't let her pursue
I ain't got 160 bucks
Plus I mentally connect with the hoes I fuck
And this was a whore
I mean a literal whore
Not like massages in porn
This was an overweight asian
With no aspirations
We never developed rapport

Eatin boar’s head in my other whore’s bed
Well not a whore, but you know she ain't a girlfriend
We still about to get it crackin paul george leg
I got a napkin if I cum within the foreplay

It’s about damn time that the boy LD bout to get up in the fun shit
Im the goddamn man like damn erry time a mafucka hit the function
Now the man wit a tan got a plan and I dare a mafucka make assumptions
I dont care I ain't there, I’ll be damned if I’m bout to go and let up on the gumption

Iono the definition, fuck is average
I been sittin, watching waiting, so impatient like it’s baggage
Claim I’m bout to be the greatest, naked pictures in my chat
These other rappers fucking lazy word to bangin in a hammock
But y’all ain't even hangin
Y’all ain't in the running
Boy I’m fucking up the track, like da young’n into running
Y’all are lighter with the fire, I want a match
He be like naw I’m bout it, bro how you get at that
Like these bitches tryn rap
They on’t get they time wrappin
I’m coming
Like I’m fucking
They underwood and to be frank I ain't fronting
Word to Kevin Kevin spacey I’m another level
Debatably crazier, than shit they play beside the porn that you playing
At a matinee eatin dip n dots
I’m getting checks, fuck I care that my twitter not

Okay I care a little bit
Algorithm isn’t doin it’s job
I’m assuming it’s flawed
They probably not believing in Hobbes
The nice boy been ballin
White boy been a damn king scott pollard
Gotta tell my mom stop callin
But dog she confused about ma destiny
Making me repeat myself like I was judging spelling bees but
I’m just tryna smoke weed, grab a quesarito
Got azul by a Spanish chick. Muy bonito
Or bonita
Das ma vida

Keep the rapping tight both ways
Dexterous
Where my rita
And when it’s y’all it’s a nice sound, when it’s me, it be like errbody pipe down
Y’all the background
Play ya part ho
Chex mix grubbin up at wells fargo
Had to make a new account, didn’t want the checks mixed
Y’all are tryna fit in I’m the one who playin tetris
This is the beginning of my day, it’s only breakfast

Y’all the mini bars
Y’all got mini bars

Ma girl ass thick, that’s my minotaur
You hear it fading but you crave another minute hard
That’s the difference when you david to these bigger stars
But you know goliath getting rocked he gone finish scarred
I’m bout to break erry record….white girls fall, Eric Decker

Really Scared lyrics - Lil Dicky (feat. Azadeh)

Yeah,
I feel like people are really weird about admitting, when they’re scared
If you’re not scared ever, you’re just lying or something
You’re being weird

Ten days in the bay left
And I don’t mean to overthink that
Got a one way straight to L.A.X
And I ain’t blink yet
I know you’d think that
I’d of figured out this whole thing
Like where his chink at?
Segue to Lil Dicky getting bigger than a Yao Ming
But can I shrink that?
Where my shrink at?
I don’t know what to feel
Everything has gotten totally real
Everything I always wanted right in front of me with nobody near
So it’s weird that I’m overly scared
But I’m so unprepared
Holding the beer, I’m withholding the fear
Not in the clear but I’m kind of revered
And yeah I might appear like the chill type
The veneer is not real in the real life
What it feel like?
Thanks giving I was missing I ain’t even miss ‘em
Girlfriend hella distant I ain’t even listen
Only shit I really care about is spittin’ writtens
This is the beginning
I’m just getting into the game
My world’s not spinning the same
The shit looking like it’s bigger than Dave
It’s so crazy
But when all this sitting at stake
I can’t break, even if I’m afraid it might change me

Look if you let me
You know I could get deep
Baby hope you ready
I’m coming through
Running you
That’s what I do
Just know that it’s all for you
So what you gonna choose?

Afraid to say okay
And I know I’m not gonna get in the way
But I’m afraid
Who I wanna be is what I became
But I’m ashamed
Ain’t no coming back
Facing what I wanted but it’s all fucking weird
At night I’m really scared

I ain’t made from the projects
But you know I treat the game like a project
So you know it’s not the same kind of progress
Different process, but I digress
Other rappers didn’t blow overnight
They ain’t had a nine to five that was totally right
They was all up on the grind from the moment they write
At twenty five, hadn’t even done a show in my life
It’s like, damn, I’m a rapper, how did that happen?
I was making ads then, back when
Only used to rapping to my Mac then
Packed venues came through like shoot let’s practice
Tryin' tell you I ain’t bred for this shit
Despite that, feeling like I’m meant for this shit
But like that, everything depends on this shit
And I ain’t betting against it
But I ain’t had a moment to reflect what I’m betting against it
I’m next even though it’s pretentious I sense it
Relentless, but it leave me defenseless
I guess I should learn to accept it, but it’s hectic
Oh you want a condensed list?
I’m worried that I’m about to give my all to it, hundred percent
You ain’t gotta know it all to discover what’s left
Pretty fucking intense
And I worry that I got a lotta gall when it come to success
Telling y'all this a hundred percent
But what happens if I fall short of what I call the surest of bets?
Cause what’s a hundred percent?
What’s a hundred percent?
Is that it take a lot to make me content
And I’m ‘bout to chase around a legend that I fucking invented
While I’m neglecting everybody that I love and respected
Because I hate the thought of coming in second
And I don’t want to do no second guessing when it come to progressing
Because I really couldn’t stomach regretting my effort
When I’m at the end and I’m assessing if I could of done better
I better be able to be it or never
Or be the best ever
But if somehow I’m really that special
Then I’m about to deal with mad pressure
I fear that when I finish my assessment I'mma be in depression
Because I’ll see a lot of me as regressing
It’s obvious to me to be the best a lot of me is repressing itself
I wonder what I’ll see in reflections?
I wonder if I’ll run into a woman cool with coming in second?
Or if I’m bound to be the fool at the weddings?
Alone and regretting the whole thing
Now you’re seeing why it’s so big
What would y'all do, if y'all were the old me?
Get involved and you gotta give the whole thing
This is no fling, this devoting
Every mother fucking part of yourself
No matter what ever the cards you was dealt
You going all in
I don’t know about y'all but I’m gone
And I don’t know if I’m ballin' or bawling

Look if you let me
You know I could get deep
Baby hope you ready
I’m coming through
Running you
That’s what I do
Just know that it’s all for you
So what you gonna choose?

Afraid to say okay
And I know I’m not gonna get in the way
But I’m afraid
Who I wanna be is what I became
But I’m ashamed
Ain’t no coming back
Facing what I wanted but it’s all fucking weird
At night I’m really scared

Free Bread At The Outback lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro:]
LD, A.K.A. the urologist, this my year, show them D

[Verse 1:]
Okay, I'm 'bout to do it all
I don't think I'm stopping, 'til it's mountains of my balls
Y'all like, oh dear, like I'm mounted on the wall
But the way I'm 'bout it, 'bout it my accountant getting mauled
His wife 'bout to leave his ass
He been working all night, while she give him baths
Actually, I'm pretty light, like, within his tasks
He got bigger clients, but I'm nice, so just let me bask
These white bitches let me smash
I get scared though, no bravado
Third base for the O's, like Machado
Miss, I ordered this with Avocados, thanks
Ey, walk up in this bitch, like I was born bread
Going deeper with this spitting, like some porn head
Picture every rapper laying on the floor dead
While I'm in a chair, cross legged, eating corn bread
I just fucked a black chick, yeah, I'm proud
If that's racist, suck a black dick
I'm the one who going straight to the top
Don't mistake it, it's not that flagrant when you blatantly flop
And plus I stay down, like my date gown in this bitch
I'm about to hit the playground, straight clown, all these kids
I'm watching ladybugs with your lady, I got it made like that
Cleaning house like a maid might rap
I don't play with you lame type cats
Say the same shit for days, motherfucker, if you cold I got flames
You're the ice caps
I bet money y'all don't even know about the ice caps
I don't know that much either

[Hook:]
Push the button, lean the couch back, everybody chill
Time to feel better than the free bread at the outback
This so good, chill, put your phone back
Feeling better than the free bread at the outback
Eat that shit, like we supposed to do
Take a rib, get it in, while it's toasted, too
They be like chill, Dicky, chill, I want another
They be like chill, Dicky, chill
You see the butter on that motherfucker?

[Verse 2:]
'Bout time someone bringing back that east coast
I got that shit that make a Rabbi be like preach, bro
Cory turned Marshawn, now it's beast mode
I don't buy her sushi, but she still be licking me, so
I'm getting pussy, like I'm Tebow, if he a virgin, I'm a cheese scone
Motherfucker, I ain't no cheese scone, I'm a grown man
I'm just saying that lil David is coming, got Perrier in abundance
I'm with a bitch who pushing fingers down
That's saying she want it
Don't look it's head up on the table, label that seven nothing
I'm faded snacking on Funyuns, while making raps
That's a luncheon
I'm packing a punch and packing lunch and packed in incumbents
Rapping dumber than some tackle football
With no pads to a motherla
That's how you know it's going down
Philly D, so you know I keep that Hoagie around
Philly beef, we don't fuck with that baloney clown
Y'all made a mess, let me just push that old Zamboni around
That's for hockey if you curious
Treat you like my bitches, only peep between the periods
Treat you like my dishes, only need you when I mentioned
To be eating something viscous, y'all deliciously inferior
Dicky sicker than Nigeria
All types of health issues over there, lot of AIDS

[Hook]

[Outro:]
Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with me, please, don't fuck with me
I wouldn't like it at all
I'm about to buy a monkey and just chill with him
Like in three years, buy a monkey and just chill with him
Dressing him well as fuck, like, throwing overalls on that monkey
Naming him some shit like Greg, like some normal ass name
Like just Greg and, and like, and like really develop a strong
A strong relationship with the monkey
I assume he become one of my better friends
Professional Rapper coming out this fall, I feel bad for the game
I feel the hope sometimes I just feel bad for the game
They ain't ready, woah, I, I just got a fucking Hinge match
Like throwing that out, y'all, just got a Hinge match, y'all on Hinge?
It's really irresponsible not to be, it's just free pussy

I'm Right lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro:]
Wassup y'all?
I realized I never kinda just like full on swagged on cats
You know what I mean? And I was thinking about that
And like, damn D, why the fuck not? You know I mean?
Your swag is a, is a real thing, I think
And I've been looking at other rappers swag
And being intimidated by it, but like why?
I'm an impressive young man

[Verse 1:]
I guess I could tell you I'm blowing up big
And I'm 'bout to get money
Although I ain't joking, America also agree that I'm funny
The rapping, you like it
Oh, this is some shit I picked up in my twenties
I'm really a writer, you knew it, it's stupid
I got an eight hundred, come fuck with that
Lil ho, come fuck with that
Honestly I could have had whatever fucking job
I wanted in the country
But I fuck with rap, real shit, bro, I fuck with rap
And I don't mean it, like I fuck with that
I mean it like I run amuck in that
I talk about somebody cock and I buzz off that
Know I'm saying? I'm the man right now
Act like ya man playing right now
Act like I ain't get hundred granding in from the fans right now
Act like I ain't planned that out
Act like I'm not about to get them bitches from the mag
Picture that right, cauce I rap nice, I'm attractive to that type
Living that life and I'm naturally that likeable
That right dimple, not like the left, but it's barely worse
Bitches playing marry, fuck, kill, inevitably become Mz. Burd
Go head and fuck them, I'm real and my jumper is ill
Y'all got swag, but I got reservations
Ya just boys and I'm the voice of my generation
Like I really belive that, like I think I'd get us

[Hook:]
Run it back, homie talking shit, pipe down
I don't care 'bout history, I'm the shit right now
You can tell me that I'm brash, but it's hardly a fight
I've been tryna tell you hoes, I ain't cocky, I'm right
Swagga on a hundred milligram, I can play the villain, fam
Put your boy in any room, I swear to God he still the man
Lil homie, I am Obama
You the man among some bitches, bunch of lying Juwannas
Flex, run it back, homie talking shit pipe down
I don't care 'bout history, I'm the shit right now
You can tell me that I'm brash, but it's hardly a fight
I've been tryna tell you hoes, I ain't cocky, I'm right
I ain't cocky I'm right, I ain't cocky I'm right
Everything I say I do and I ain't stopping tonight
Swagga, swagga, swagga, swagaa

[Bridge:]
That's really fun to say like that, y'all should try it
If you ever get some free time, or on my level

[Verse 2:]
I never done acting, but somehow, I still get auditions for movies
The last one I went after Bob Odenkirk
And that's Saul if you clueless
The way they react to my rapping
It show me, it's bigger than music
At shows they be laughing, then dancing
They never seen anyone do this
Come fuck with that
Lil ho, come fuck with that
Was in the number one department in the country
I was one up in my class, coulda run with that
Biz week, coulda run with that, then Lil D had a run with ads
Lil D wrote couple for the League, got them on TV
Then was done with that, y'all high I'm matterhorn
And no offense I matter more
The Rec League, like Steve, LD winning back to back
With scattered blacks, then smack y'all in scattegories
You in a trash, like category, I'm getting ass no statutory
You seeing red I'm matadoring
Ya rap is boring and wack deplorable
Lack the morals that make mine allegorical
I'm the motherfucking man of my time right now
Got ya whole team looking at the man, like damn
That's LeBron, that's Durant, that's Assange
That's your aunt, on my cock, say I can't
Even parents fucking with me
Bro, I'm so comfy with myself, but here snuggle with me
Like please, come here and snuggle
See what the fuck happen to you, you gon' like it, I'm real warm
I shift my weight, so your legs won't fall asleep

[Hook]

[Outro:]
I didn't even mention how nice I was at tennis neither
So, don't forget about that

mixtape: So Hard (2013)












Ham lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro: Lil Dicky]
Whoa... so hard
Jews is never supposed to go ham, but fuck it

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]
Okay dat boy D I C K Y ballin
I been spitting hella writtens cause I'm fittna get ma wallet good
Bitches know I holla good
Graduated college with a bag of fucking honors but instead of making dollars
I been acting like a kiddd
Rapping bout ma fucking dickkk
And what started as a joke became the hottest fucking shit
Killin bitches Michael Vickin women, you know what dis is
Semi colons in ma texts ma instant message game is sick ho
Fuck that shit, when I rub that bitch
When I be up in the club I gotta tuck that dick
When I bring a chicken back, and then I fuck that bitch
I'm a cum quick, I ain't playin witcha
Ay you kno, I'm spittin crack up on the track,
I'm not attacking all you blacks
Who try to rap, but I'm just sayin that

[Hook: Lil Dicky]
I'm coming for these muthafuckin brothas makin money
Errybody love the funny little buddy makin jams now
Ladies get dem pants down
Sorry to my God and my synoguge and my mom because this kike is goin ham now

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]
I ain't on that kosher shit
Facebook I be poking chicks
Came up in the 90's yeah I'm on some hocus pocus shit
Ion't push a lotus, I'm drivin a fuckin focus
But notice that I got the coldest and dopest designer sodas
I'm an izze sippin, biddie kissin muthafuckin G
The way cum on chickens, call lil dicky mozzarella cheese
I'm getting pussy, getting bread, I get a lot of fucking yeast
And I been dustin diamonds off they bout to call lil dicky screech whoa
Tampon shit
Cause I rap for da flow
And I get a lotta bitches when I mac like a pro
Gotta mac, it's a pro
Never nap, but I doze
I'm a little bit of black, like I shat in the snow
And I know ya'll bitches feelin that
Ain't as nobody real as that I'm
Rapping like Jamaica's population I been killin trackssss

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky]
See dem bitches over there?
Please don't fucking over stare
Das who I be stroking, young and smoking like they over DARE
Okay I was joking, I don't know dem I should grow a pair
But I am not the most efficient closer when I'm sober scared
So I'm drinkin, fuck you thinkin
Middle day das word to lincoln
Ma left foot is always stinkin
I ball good so I ain't blinkin
Maybe whatcha know about a muthafuckin dog
Fuckin cats up the ass metaphorically... pause.

[Hook]

Ex-Boyfriend lyrics - Lil Dicky

Ey what's going on man?
It's your boy Lil Dicky
A.K.A Mr. Left-Ward-Sloping-Penis
I got a story for y'all man
Peep this
Yes sir

Now I been dating this girl named Katie, she hot as hell
And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it don't smell
And I don't fall for chickens
But this one a little different
Body sickening,
Plus she really good at making breaded chicken
Got me thinking she the one man
Even fully clothed, shawty really fun man
Get a lotta hoes, but none of those come close
I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposed
Oh yeah there's one more thing
And I know this shit gonna sound insane
But I still haven't hit it
I admit it, I wish I was kidding
Never been up inside before
Because shes only fucked one guy before
And though I really wanna boink this whore
She ma sweetie 3.14
So I'm staying patient, and masturbating,
And now ma heart is sorta racing
Cause she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm bout to go all out
I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake
But on the way to crib, we pass this kid,
And he seem to know who Katie is
So I say "who this" and she say
Dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim"

And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
But as I'm looking at this dude I can't believe my eyes
Cause he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life
He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian God
And now I'm looking at ma chick, cause his dick's been inside her raw

Awww damn
Man this is crazy
I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady
I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti
Katie's hugging and squeezing his shoulder blades
And I'm bugging and queasy, this ain't okay
And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay
Even though I was about to get laid!
Man this motherfucker look like Ashton
Combined with a little Hugh Jackman
In other words, he's so damn attractive
So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him
Now I'm in the back with him, sipping on some 'gnac with him
And he paying for it all, he investment banking...
I'm acting, like I ain't distracted
But I'm reenacting him and Katie banging
And now I'm feeling pissed, so I go and take a piss
Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is
And I had to see, and I was mad discrete
And I got on my tippy toes and I took a little peek
Oh my God Becky, look at that cock

And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
But as I'm looking at his dick, I can't believe my eyes
Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life
And now I'm staring at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate
Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate
And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonight

Aw damn

I don't know what to do
Dude's dick is really huge
I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth
I know she's mission that
My penis isn't that
I'm looking closer I think that his dick has abs
Six pack on a dick
Now what the fuck is that
It's so long and thick
It's like a punching bag
I'm saying it's so shaven, head is amazing
Got ma dick looking like a raisin
Skin tone insane, man he's hung like Saddam Hussein, it's crazy
What the fuck should I do?
He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive through...
I think it's time to
Tell Katie ma goodbyes
Cause I simply can't survive
After seeing what was in between his thighs
So I tell her

That this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend
I had to move ma neck to see it end to end
I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense
And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end
Because the sex with him must have been the best
And I would say let's just be friends
But I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye
Then she told me Dicky I don't really know what to say
Because I dated this dude in the second grade
So I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laid

And then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we barely slept
And I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came
I pulled out and nutted all over her left thigh
And upper mid-section region
You can call that the pelvis
Some would even call that the pubic bone
Leave the pubes at home
Making this up on the spot
Fuck you know about it
I'm about to go paper-mache my own dick and ride it

Jewish Flow lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro: Lil Dicky]
Yeah... sounds kinda beautiful don't it?
Fair warning, I'm about to shit on it

Let's go, let's go, let's go

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]
Okay now you already know that Dicky been about that flow all day
I used to beg to get blow J's, I'm over head now, stowaway
My team about that money tho, we scrappin fo that dummy dough
Don't act like das yo money ho, das nacho cheese das doritos
And I spit that hot shit all day long, gotta room full a hot chicks, no Krayshawn
And you know they blonde, got em in suede thongs
And they ass meat lookin like filet mignon
You can find me, back a da club I'm wylin
Shots in a mafuckan mug, I'm buyin
No I ain't a mafuckan thug, but I will cut a rug in this mafucka
Carpet violence
In the crib with dat AC on
No fib, ya girl up in a lacy thong
Cause the kid been known to make a racy song
Dicky got it goin on like I'm Stacy's mom
I'm higher than I ever been, flyer than a pelican
No lie see mo vagina than a common OBGYN
I'm ballin whatchu know bout that
In a purple charlotte throwback hat
And I merc these tracks when I heard this rap
Got me actin like I'm erkel, did I do that
Hell yeah I did, you know I do it
And the way they fallin for me like I'm boys with cupid
In a truck with a slut with a butt, get a nut,
Call that bitch bill buckner the way she blew it
I'm high off weed and oxycodon
I'm a caffeine fiend takin shots a soda
Wish I was big pimpin on a yacht with Hova
But I'm happy that ma girl lemme motorboat her
I make this shit look easy dude
I spit dat sick dat sneeze achu
And who knew that baddest was a
Nappy headed greasy Jew?

[Hook: Lil Dicky]
Dicky spit that Jewish flow
Lil Dicky spit that Jewish flow
Sicker than the holocaust
Dat muthafuckin jewish flow
That third reich raw
Concentration camp cold
Now we rollin in that mothafuckin dough
Das dat Jewish flow
Dicky spit that Jewish flow
Lil Dicky spit that Jewish flow
Sicker than the holocaust
Dat muthafuckin jewish flow
That Auschwitz sick, gas chamber kinda shit
Now I got german bitches all up on ma dick
Das dat jewish flow

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]
Blowin up, you know that's DI
Flowin since ya boy was knee high
Now I'm grown up and ya'll buggin cause I'm buzzin like a beehive
Shout out to my city, Philly, big ups to PA
I went to college in VA but now I'm chillin by the bay
And I got ma shit on lock, cause I ball like a jock
They attached to my balls, like a small little cock
No bullshit, dicky do it big no doubt
And ya girl in the whirpool, wet no draught
And she get so loud, I be like slow down
Lemme relish this shit girl, no kraut
And then I beat that like it was a title bout
And then I plant my seed that ho got plowed
Ew you so nasty, lil dicky you so nasty
I got green knees, why you keep yo crib so grassy?
I do it how I do it baby swag out the ass
And I'm shittin on you dick heads like a drag the asshooole
Don't cha know my girls DTF
And they pretty damn fine das PDF
I'm a open that, I'm a cum press that
I got Adobe Acrobat
Ma homies say that pussy takes a toll on dudes
But my EZ pass dick just slides right through ooo

[Hook]

[Verse 3:]
You know that dicky bout to bubble up
Fresha than a mothafuck
I gotta gang a bitches, whatchu know about a cluster fuck
The back of the crack of that ass is poking outcha pants
I'm a crack from the back and ejaculate all on that ass
N'amsayin I'm cool ass mafucka try to see me
If you want ma life, better find a genie
In the club tryna choose, but I'm bein greedy
So you know I pick six like a deion TD
Cause I got that swag that y'all don't have
Is that yo girl, das ma bad
The sickest shit out two lips, heavy flow, I spit vagina flaps

[Hook]

White Dude lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Hook: Lil Dicky]
And y'ain't even want it with da boy
Cause the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy
On some grown man B.I.
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
But I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]
Shit, I'm living good up in this bitch
Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip
I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian
So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision
For a white boy
Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy
Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi
They ain't suspicious of jews
I'll show contrition it's cool
Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose
One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew
I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise
Das what I do kid
Happy that my name ain't stupid
Dave coulda been Daquan with a few kids
But now I'm farting, overeating at meals,
If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill
I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet
And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...
I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes
But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live
Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45
Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]
Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho
Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn
I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka
They up in heels
And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...
And ion't bleach shit
Ion't gotta eat dick
I ain't bleeding up out ma penis
Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
In disagreements, I participate without weeping
And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut
So what up
Ya boy cut up
But eat butter
And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her
And I been getting better looking with age
But a guy can get who he deserves with a horrible face
Seal interlude
I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!

[Hook]

[Outro: Lil Dicky]
Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man
First off I'm a dude so
There was a one in two chance of that sucking
But now I can run a seven minute mile
I can defend my self adequately
I can be logical
I can get along with my room-mates
Watch serious movies without being scared by them
And the on top of that I'm white
Which is like, amazing because
Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person
I get a fair shot at the life I deserve
I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country
I get my hair cut at a salon
People hold the door open for me which is nice
Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes
And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people
It ain't about that
It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?
But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word
I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense
I've been thinking about that shit a lot
Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out
It's like the perfect filler word