All K lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro: Lil Dicky]

Yeah

Eh this gon' be the shit that when motherfuckers hear it

They gon' be like 'Damn, that dude can rap'

Know what I'm saying?

Like, like, like, like

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

Look, I'm the man bro

Iont really care what the fuck you think

Steak look rare but I grub dat pink

And the grundle stink

And I bump N-sync

Don't suck dick, but I blow dat good

Don't want shit but a ho that would

Lemme hold dat, bend and fold that

Get a Kodak, cowboy, Jerry Jones dat, lemme own that

Word... fuck that girl

Jew got hair, never cut them curls

Truth or dare with a cute au paire

Get a room to share, hit a boom, Pat Burrell

Spit dat turd, das dat shit

Gotcha girl up on ma dick

I'm bout to sperm up on dem hips

Don't wanna murder us a kid

Oh shit... whatchu say

Don'tchu do this erry day?

Don'tchu usually go with double meat when you eat chipotle

Don't your crew lack someone black, but you want one to hang no slave

And I heard your boo got so much back like she bangin' that Notre Dame clock

Faded tho.

Fuckin bitches you'd label undateable

Missing birthdays, hay belated brah

Naked out in san fran on that rooftop

I got tan cans, no tube top

Cause I'm the mafuckan man goddamn,

And these mafuckas bitches full a shit like zoo mops so

[Hook: Lil Dicky]

Look, you can do it, you can say it

I been through it, you can play it

Yea I'm jewish, so I'm praying das yo boo cause I'm a take her.

Dinner at the crib, feedin kobe like a laker

You know what it is, I'm a mafuckan K-I-K-E

You don't play wanna play D

Goin down low on ya dame

Getcha mafuckin weight up

You can find a cracker getting paid like a sedar

All day

Word up

All K

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

Whoa, afikoman in a flow, das a pro

Whatchu know bout dicky creamin up in hoes

No ho ho

Whatchu know about a balla

Born and raised on the kaballah

Tryna make a dollar, until I'm cakin and stackin challa

I'm hollerin atcha daughter like when the fuck you tryna get it

Dat vagina fitted custom for humpin dis little dicky

Puffin' sticky while she bangin' on my wood

Superstitious, pussy good

Cooter vicious, within a minute I finished

But I ain't trippin off no quick nut

And no pain in the butt, ma shit's tough

And ma dick's sucked, and yo dick sucks

But real talk I could never give an inch up

We tippin cups in the strip club, no flip cup

With a fit butt rubbin on my Nike zip up

No whisenhunt, but them bad bitches get cut

Gotta get up so the dick tucked

What the fuck you doin

This that heavy fuckin flow

Word to pads

Wearing out a lotta boxes on the road

Word to plaid

And I gotta have my pops no cereal

Das word to dad

Watching Breaking Bad, fucking with' Hank and sippin tab boi.

[Hook]

[Outro: Lil Dicky]

Yeah, I'm saying

If they can say the N word

I sure as fuck can say Kike

Do something about it, pussy