The Cypher lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro: Lil Dicky]

See back in highschool

I ain't even know I could rap

So the hits late, but nobody throwin the flag

Goin fifth grade with it, Dicky opening snacks

Because the kid made different like a joke in Iraq

Now check it

[Verse: Lil Dicky]

Never thought I wanna pass the bar

But I gotta get fancy car

So I got up on the beat, beat on it like

Evander sparring partner, smarter art

When I master bars

These weak bitches gotta leave, dicky dissin' em all

To listen to y'all is sorta like a flick in the balls

Foreal tho

Cause they don't spit it real as D do

The kid come first, like his dick a prequel, so look

If you really wanna get it, forget it, genetically better

Then every pathetic competitor nettin cheddar

Get in bed I'll get you wetter than Redick

I bet I bend her, get her beggin, etcetera

Breath, now ya man on reddit cause I'm rappin the flames

I'm hands on, wayne chrebet, when I'm mackin the dames tho

The lame bros, better learn to make a single

Or ya mayn bout to have these rappers playin some bingoooo... yeah

So whatchu talkin bout

If this really stupid tell me what the fuck is walk it out

If lil dicky ruin rap, they poopin on it's coffin now

So if you heard of a jewish rapper you know who they talkin bout

Ion't think I need a grammy bro

I got two, and they fairly old

The family, demanding, ya man be

A little wary tho

They know dude got a scary flow

Just like you do, yea

Except they mean it different

Prefer ma chicken white das for chicken and da women

Confessing that I'm hittin only cause I'm nice at spittin

But used to getting used, you dudes Aaliyah's kitchen

Hold up, the kid so dumb

The drink po up, he can't grow up

Ya man gotta thang for donuts

The flow nuts, bout to make a jam, I go Russ

From Okla - getting more bread than cold cuts, whaddup bruh?

That's why these hoes wanna get it

They been fuckin with the kid, joe paterno assistant

I'm stern with the women

I'm a a nerd but I'm hittin

On these curves like it's griffey in the third with these pitches

Iight, the kids aiight, legit polite

I wife, nice jews, pipe smoove, cider with ice cubes

The white dude's known to be recording it right

You jabronies write a stupid chorus lighter than cubes

Commercials

Y'all worse than them

But these lucky bitches, they ain't gotta work again

All these chickens in the crib's like a birthed a hen

So I be over-cumming definition circumvent, ya dig?

Cold spittin, admit it, I'm rippin shit up, like a ticket stub

And givin a clinic, these bitches isn't sick enough to get up in it tho

You should probly quit it bro

Dude's spittin ridiculous with it, particularly when he

Be switchin the flowwwww up.

Das cash and all

More black in me than basketball

Next line, LD's talkin vaginal

The kid been hittin more walls than a raquet balllll, yeaah!

So prepare for my libido

It's really fuckin scary, action Bronson in a speedo

It's really fuckin scary magic Johnson near mosquitos

But I'm nearly fuckin there, these bitches bout to feed me Cheetos

Cause Ion't really like the mess

Pretty clear right here that the kike the best (that's my n word so chill)

Never scared, nor embarrassed, ask ma ex

I gotta bone like a freak, Kevin Ware the sex... whoa.

Y'all heard about the kid with the jew flow

And jew fro, getting mo sugar than glucose

The dude so cold youda so swore he from pluto

Ma head so big, it's like I'm juicing with pujols

But look if you thinkin that this jew so nice

Then you so right, you rappers lookin' Bruno's type

The dude's so bright, I'm rapping like a sumo fight

The knee slappin' unexpected, word to Juno's tike, I'm out.