Grimy As A Gooch lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Verse 1:]

Iont fuck around

I been getting down

Not afraid to eat some triscuits up off the ground

5 second rule?

I'm on that 5 year

A lotta guys fear what I got in my ears (wax)

If I ain't pissin then you know I'm shittin bricks

Do it sick, when I finish homie I ain't washin shit

Shaved dick, shave with, same shit, face get

Bitches sittin on ma pillows and they butt naked

Lickin grease off of that pizza

And these mafuckas prolly want a paper towel

Errybody know that I rape toenails

When I pick, then I flick em on the straight up ground now

Ain't shit to a mafuckan balla

Mo grit than a mafuckan dolla

Come back from ballin, you gotta smell sack

Yea it's that appalling

And Ion't ever wash ma feet

When I'm in the shower, they be hard to reach

When I'm getting down, goin out on the weekend

I'm asleep before I brush my teeth

I'm a goddamn G tho

Mo grime than Ed Reed's pee hole

Mo grime than Ronaldhino

These other rappers can't deny it

[Chorus:]

Cause I don't even act like a thug

But I'm cold enough

I ain't moving crack, holdin guns

But there's more than one dimension to a balla

You can find ya boy around the way

Being scummy and fucking grubby you know I'm tryna say

That I'm grimy as a gooch

Grimy grimy as a gooch (swag)

Grimy as a gooch

Grimy grimy as a gooch (swag)

It take a slimy muthafucka to be grimy as a grundle

So you in trouble, if you attempt to try to be as gutter as the kid

[Verse 2:]

Eating wings

Beating off

Dick stings from the muthufuckan hot sauce (swagga)

Came nuts... no tp

Lazy so I rub it on the damn sheets

Ya man D on that reggie evans shit

Boogie pickin, boogie flickin, hella belly button lint

Fuck a bitch, and I'm wetter than a muthafuckin swish

Yeah I'm sweating more than CC bases loaded, bottom 6

I'm eating mixed nuts with my mouth wide open

At bar a bar where them house flies float

Iont give a fuck if it flush if I must urinate

Not a place up in the house I wouldn't go

I sink piss, and I sniff clothes

Nastier than Kimbo

And I lick snow

When it's yellow

And I sleep at the hotel on

That old blanket that yo mamma used to never let you touch

I just don't give a fuck, I'm nasty like the nut of johnny kruk

I do the dutch oven to maself

Fuckin with the way it smells

So if someone sicker well then tell me

[Chorus:]

Cause I don't even act like a thug

But I'm cold enough

I ain't moving crack, holdin guns

But there's more than one dimension to a balla

You can find ya boy around the way

Being scummy and fucking grubby you know I'm tryna say

That I'm grimy as a gooch

Grimy grimy as a gooch (swag)

Grimy as a gooch

Grimy grimy as a gooch (swag)

It take a slimy muthafucka to be grimy as a grundle

So you in trouble, if you attempt to try to be as gutter as the kid