Sway In The Morning 2019 Freestyle lyrics - Lil Dicky

 Lil ol' dick and I'm back in this bitch

I know y'all know, when I rap, what it is

All facts, don't fib, got a gang full of hits

In touch with the kids like a pedo, ugh

I'ma jam like Shaq, I'ma bang when I wish

Up in this bitch like a fetus

Ain't no timelines when you timeless

Hold up, MJ '96

Meaning I'm back on my bullshit

You know I come hard like a full dick

Suburban and white –whip

Stay with the bread like some cool whip though

Look how it spread, cool whip flow

I can make 'em write with an IG live

And my girl got bombs on her bod, jihad

And between her legs is lookin' right, hypotenuse

Ugh, break it all down

Hold up, Sway, let me bring it all down

Been out here, citizenship

Look how I got everybody tuned in right now

They'd probably watch this for a hour

Tracy, I brought you flowers

Accident

Gas out the ass like flatulence

I was slept on like mattresses

I got my head right, aspirin

I'm cashin' in, I'm cashin' in

I'm not about to hold a paper and display it like a thumbtack

No touchback, they about to run this back

And if you ever met me, you'd root me for me

Sharp shit comin' out my dome, I'm a unicorn

Pardon my breath

Only Percocet I fuck with is breasts

Elevator kissin' hoes at the Ritz

Freaky Friday, I get in 'em like Chris, wait

Sway, pass me the rock

Get it, post, jab, up fake, pump

Jump and then I'm –two shots at the line

I got em –like a mime

Odell Beckham, might cut on a dime

Glow in the dark, see me any time

I used to put the Xbox controller on my dick

And let it vibrate, how I jerked off as a child

Came a long way

Now I'm like "Ey, girl. You. Me. Fuck?"

And that shit work, hey

Her brother lookin' at me like, "Hey, fuck her bro!"

Sway! Her brother lookin' at me like, "Hey, fuck her bro!"

I'm like Kareem Abdul, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

These hooks got me scorin', see me comin' from afar

Rappin' in France, I never need an advance

I'm switching it up like I'm trans

Although I'm the Trojan man, I'm eating the pussy like cervical cancer

I know where I'm going shit but if my GPS died

I'd sleep in my sedan

I can't do the Shmurda dance

I get caught up, lookin' awkward, you know?

Sometimes I'll catch it for a minute

OJ with it, y'all wonder how I did it

My mom hit me once, she's lucky I didn't sue

But I'll stomp y'all out like Ndamukong Suh

All the shoe brands wanted me to sign

I remember they thought I was Lonely Island

There will not be another like me

I could go viral if I put out a snippet

I'm sick like a cold and you really could get it

I always be playin', just like I'm embedded

I got a leg up like ottomans, though

My television show is coming but that is irrelevant

Right now I'm wrappin like presents get

How did I get here?

I got big rappin like Diddy, I'm prevalent

Hold up let me find the melody

All my fans are getting mad at me

They just wanna hear me spazzin' out

But I just had to put a couple smashes out

How is this shit a pop star?

Rap name is a dick joke

How did he make it that far?

Good pussy at the crib like a housecat

They waitin' on my buzz like the outback

In-and-out with the bag like I make tea

When I do shopping sprees

Eyebrows long like AD

Girls get wet like Navy

Pull up like I'm Steph and she'll cream

Players in the NBA text me

If I want a Diet Coke, someone brings me Diet Coke

All my live shows nuts, like I expose testicles

Hold up, wait, Let me ad-lib my shit. (Oh yeah yeah)

Look at my penmanship (I write this)

I'm a Carl's Jr. model (For real)

Just on the side like soccer moms

I could have sold you stock and bonds

Happened so fast like Ramadan, the Autobahn

DeSean been runnin' down the bomb from Carson's arm

I'm off the farm, I'm on the court

The jumbotron is on the boy

They playin' my song, LeBron is noddin'

Am I James Worthy?

Look at my bars, I made off like Bernie, ooh!

Oh, we having fun

Girls see me and start blushing just because I'm around

I used to always get a boner at my physical, Sway

If this is cultural appropriation, what can I say?

What would you have me do? You know I gotta rap

But the times now are scary, hold up, wait, take a step back

Dave, think about this shit

Internet is a permanent place, this is gonna live forever

Uh, breathe, analyze, think about everything

I'm such an idiot!

I used to cover R. Kelly songs at my shows without even knowing it was problematic

I feel the pressure, under more scrutiny

What I do?

Act more Jewishly

C'mon Sway, write my eulogy

Am I lookin' like I need to get a job?

Or lookin' like I need a bodyguard?

I play tennis with Leonardo

How y'all train on track like cargo

I go dumb, don't dumb it up

Don't fuck on planes, but I'm coming up

Add up my views to sum it up

I was just on Sportscenter, dun-dun-dun

I think this is good, I've done enough

My haters look like mad like, "Son of a-"

Now let me go and finish up my album

Jussie Smollett, you know I'ma fuck it up

And I'm out

And I'm gone

And I leave

And I'm out

And I'm gone

And I've gotta catch a flight

Thank you all for having me