Mountain Dew lyrics - Lil Dicky

 (from "Dave" soundtrack)

Hi. Hello. How's it going?

You guys are here for the Mountain Dew pitch, right?

You can sit. I figured it all out

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew

Drink, chug, do the dew, ah, everyone!

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew

What would you do to do what you want?

It's done

Did you have a good time listening to everybody's silly ideas about soda?

Aww, man, party's over, this is the closer

Let me just demonstrate this further

Just imagine there's a commercial, and there's a rapper about your work

And he's all like...

Gema, would you like a Mountain Dew?

Stef, would you like a Mountain Dew?

Jeff, would you like a Mountain Dew?

Steve, I don't know about you. I'm just kidding

But, Jeff, look at the can, look at me dance, look at the man, Jeff!

I'm looking pretty on brand, they got supply, boy this is a man, Jeff!

Uh

The kids will post this on the gram, tag all their friends

By the end of the night, they'll be like, sprite who?

We make up a dance

Man, where does it end?

Really gonna try to overthink it. It's a motherfucking drink. It's put in the can

Great! Done!

By the way, hi, I'm Dave

While I have your attention, I sit over there in the cube in the pit

I'm a genius, I should probably get more opps

Underutilized as fuck, but I guess today it stops, maybe not

It depends if management can open their eyes a little

I'm just messing, Steven, but clearly I'm a leader of thought, no?

Look what I've done

OK. I'm done