mixtape: So Hard (2013)

• Ham
• Ex-Boyfriend
• Jewish Flow
• White Dude
• All K
• Staying In
• The Cypher
• Attached At The Hip
• Famous Dude
• How Can I Become A Bawlaa
• Sky Hooks
• Beatin' On Ma
• Sports
• Too High
• Club Night
• Grimy As A Gooch
• Bars 

Ham lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro: Lil Dicky]

Whoa... so hard

Jews is never supposed to go ham, but fuck it

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

Okay dat boy D I C K Y ballin

I been spitting hella writtens cause I'm fittna get ma wallet good

Bitches know I holla good

Graduated college with a bag of fucking honors but instead of making dollars

I been acting like a kiddd

Rapping bout ma fucking dickkk

And what started as a joke became the hottest fucking shit

Killin bitches Michael Vickin women, you know what dis is

Semi colons in ma texts ma instant message game is sick ho

Fuck that shit, when I rub that bitch

When I be up in the club I gotta tuck that dick

When I bring a chicken back, and then I fuck that bitch

I'm a cum quick, I ain't playin witcha

Ay you kno, I'm spittin crack up on the track,

I'm not attacking all you blacks

Who try to rap, but I'm just sayin that

[Hook: Lil Dicky]

I'm coming for these muthafuckin brothas makin money

Errybody love the funny little buddy makin jams now

Ladies get dem pants down

Sorry to my God and my synoguge and my mom because this kike is goin ham now

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

I ain't on that kosher shit

Facebook I be poking chicks

Came up in the 90's yeah I'm on some hocus pocus shit

Ion't push a lotus, I'm drivin a fuckin focus

But notice that I got the coldest and dopest designer sodas

I'm an izze sippin, biddie kissin muthafuckin G

The way cum on chickens, call lil dicky mozzarella cheese

I'm getting pussy, getting bread, I get a lot of fucking yeast

And I been dustin diamonds off they bout to call lil dicky screech whoa

Tampon shit

Cause I rap for da flow

And I get a lotta bitches when I mac like a pro

Gotta mac, it's a pro

Never nap, but I doze

I'm a little bit of black, like I shat in the snow

And I know ya'll bitches feelin that

Ain't as nobody real as that I'm

Rapping like Jamaica's population I been killin trackssss

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky]

See dem bitches over there?

Please don't fucking over stare

Das who I be stroking, young and smoking like they over DARE

Okay I was joking, I don't know dem I should grow a pair

But I am not the most efficient closer when I'm sober scared

So I'm drinkin, fuck you thinkin

Middle day das word to lincoln

Ma left foot is always stinkin

I ball good so I ain't blinkin

Maybe whatcha know about a muthafuckin dog

Fuckin cats up the ass metaphorically... pause.

[Hook]

Ex-Boyfriend lyrics - Lil Dicky

Ey what's going on man?

It's your boy Lil Dicky

A.K.A Mr. Left-Ward-Sloping-Penis

I got a story for y'all man

Peep this

Yes sir

Now I been dating this girl named Katie, she hot as hell

And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it don't smell

And I don't fall for chickens

But this one a little different

Body sickening,

Plus she really good at making breaded chicken

Got me thinking she the one man

Even fully clothed, shawty really fun man

Get a lotta hoes, but none of those come close

I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposed

Oh yeah there's one more thing

And I know this shit gonna sound insane

But I still haven't hit it

I admit it, I wish I was kidding

Never been up inside before

Because shes only fucked one guy before

And though I really wanna boink this whore

She ma sweetie 3.14

So I'm staying patient, and masturbating,

And now ma heart is sorta racing

Cause she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating

Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm bout to go all out

I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake

But on the way to crib, we pass this kid,

And he seem to know who Katie is

So I say "who this" and she say

Dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim"

And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

But as I'm looking at this dude I can't believe my eyes

Cause he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life

He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod

Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian God

And now I'm looking at ma chick, cause his dick's been inside her raw

Awww damn

Man this is crazy

I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady

I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti

Katie's hugging and squeezing his shoulder blades

And I'm bugging and queasy, this ain't okay

And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay

Even though I was about to get laid!

Man this motherfucker look like Ashton

Combined with a little Hugh Jackman

In other words, he's so damn attractive

So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him

Now I'm in the back with him, sipping on some 'gnac with him

And he paying for it all, he investment banking...

I'm acting, like I ain't distracted

But I'm reenacting him and Katie banging

And now I'm feeling pissed, so I go and take a piss

Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is

And I had to see, and I was mad discrete

And I got on my tippy toes and I took a little peek

Oh my God Becky, look at that cock

And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

But as I'm looking at his dick, I can't believe my eyes

Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life

And now I'm staring at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate

Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate

And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonight

Aw damn

I don't know what to do

Dude's dick is really huge

I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth

I know she's mission that

My penis isn't that

I'm looking closer I think that his dick has abs

Six pack on a dick

Now what the fuck is that

It's so long and thick

It's like a punching bag

I'm saying it's so shaven, head is amazing

Got ma dick looking like a raisin

Skin tone insane, man he's hung like Saddam Hussein, it's crazy

What the fuck should I do?

He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive through...

I think it's time to

Tell Katie ma goodbyes

Cause I simply can't survive

After seeing what was in between his thighs

So I tell her

That this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend

I had to move ma neck to see it end to end

I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense

And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end

Because the sex with him must have been the best

And I would say let's just be friends

But I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye

Then she told me Dicky I don't really know what to say

Because I dated this dude in the second grade

So I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laid

And then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we barely slept

And I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came

I pulled out and nutted all over her left thigh

And upper mid-section region

You can call that the pelvis

Some would even call that the pubic bone

Leave the pubes at home

Making this up on the spot

Fuck you know about it

I'm about to go paper-mache my own dick and ride it

Jewish Flow lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro: Lil Dicky]

Yeah... sounds kinda beautiful don't it?

Fair warning, I'm about to shit on it

Let's go, let's go, let's go

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

Okay now you already know that Dicky been about that flow all day

I used to beg to get blow J's, I'm over head now, stowaway

My team about that money tho, we scrappin fo that dummy dough

Don't act like das yo money ho, das nacho cheese das doritos

And I spit that hot shit all day long, gotta room full a hot chicks, no Krayshawn

And you know they blonde, got em in suede thongs

And they ass meat lookin like filet mignon

You can find me, back a da club I'm wylin

Shots in a mafuckan mug, I'm buyin

No I ain't a mafuckan thug, but I will cut a rug in this mafucka

Carpet violence

In the crib with dat AC on

No fib, ya girl up in a lacy thong

Cause the kid been known to make a racy song

Dicky got it goin on like I'm Stacy's mom

I'm higher than I ever been, flyer than a pelican

No lie see mo vagina than a common OBGYN

I'm ballin whatchu know bout that

In a purple charlotte throwback hat

And I merc these tracks when I heard this rap

Got me actin like I'm erkel, did I do that

Hell yeah I did, you know I do it

And the way they fallin for me like I'm boys with cupid

In a truck with a slut with a butt, get a nut,

Call that bitch bill buckner the way she blew it

I'm high off weed and oxycodon

I'm a caffeine fiend takin shots a soda

Wish I was big pimpin on a yacht with Hova

But I'm happy that ma girl lemme motorboat her

I make this shit look easy dude

I spit dat sick dat sneeze achu

And who knew that baddest was a

Nappy headed greasy Jew?

[Hook: Lil Dicky]

Dicky spit that Jewish flow

Lil Dicky spit that Jewish flow

Sicker than the holocaust

Dat muthafuckin jewish flow

That third reich raw

Concentration camp cold

Now we rollin in that mothafuckin dough

Das dat Jewish flow

Dicky spit that Jewish flow

Lil Dicky spit that Jewish flow

Sicker than the holocaust

Dat muthafuckin jewish flow

That Auschwitz sick, gas chamber kinda shit

Now I got german bitches all up on ma dick

Das dat jewish flow

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

Blowin up, you know that's DI

Flowin since ya boy was knee high

Now I'm grown up and ya'll buggin cause I'm buzzin like a beehive

Shout out to my city, Philly, big ups to PA

I went to college in VA but now I'm chillin by the bay

And I got ma shit on lock, cause I ball like a jock

They attached to my balls, like a small little cock

No bullshit, dicky do it big no doubt

And ya girl in the whirpool, wet no draught

And she get so loud, I be like slow down

Lemme relish this shit girl, no kraut

And then I beat that like it was a title bout

And then I plant my seed that ho got plowed

Ew you so nasty, lil dicky you so nasty

I got green knees, why you keep yo crib so grassy?

I do it how I do it baby swag out the ass

And I'm shittin on you dick heads like a drag the asshooole

Don't cha know my girls DTF

And they pretty damn fine das PDF

I'm a open that, I'm a cum press that

I got Adobe Acrobat

Ma homies say that pussy takes a toll on dudes

But my EZ pass dick just slides right through ooo

[Hook]

[Verse 3:]

You know that dicky bout to bubble up

Fresha than a mothafuck

I gotta gang a bitches, whatchu know about a cluster fuck

The back of the crack of that ass is poking outcha pants

I'm a crack from the back and ejaculate all on that ass

N'amsayin I'm cool ass mafucka try to see me

If you want ma life, better find a genie

In the club tryna choose, but I'm bein greedy

So you know I pick six like a deion TD

Cause I got that swag that y'all don't have

Is that yo girl, das ma bad

The sickest shit out two lips, heavy flow, I spit vagina flaps

[Hook]

White Dude lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Hook: Lil Dicky]

And y'ain't even want it with da boy

Cause the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy

On some grown man B.I.

I could have been a girl

Or any ethnicity up in the world

But I'm rollin with the top back

I ain't gotta worry where the cops at

I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap

Me and the crew

Are really doing everything that we like to

Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

Shit, I'm living good up in this bitch

Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip

I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian

So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision

For a white boy

Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy

Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi

They ain't suspicious of jews

I'll show contrition it's cool

Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose

One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew

I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise

Das what I do kid

Happy that my name ain't stupid

Dave coulda been Daquan with a few kids

But now I'm farting, overeating at meals,

If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill

I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet

And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...

I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes

But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live

Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45

Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho

Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo

I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up

Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn

I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka

They up in heels

And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...

And ion't bleach shit

Ion't gotta eat dick

I ain't bleeding up out ma penis

Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing

In disagreements, I participate without weeping

And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that

Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut

So what up

Ya boy cut up

But eat butter

And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her

And I been getting better looking with age

But a guy can get who he deserves with a horrible face

Seal interlude

I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped

And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played

And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake

And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!

[Hook]

[Outro: Lil Dicky]

Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man

First off I'm a dude so

There was a one in two chance of that sucking

But now I can run a seven minute mile

I can defend my self adequately

I can be logical

I can get along with my room-mates

Watch serious movies without being scared by them

And the on top of that I'm white

Which is like, amazing because

Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person

I get a fair shot at the life I deserve

I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country

I get my hair cut at a salon

People hold the door open for me which is nice

Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes

And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people

It ain't about that

It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?

But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word

I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense

I've been thinking about that shit a lot

Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out

It's like the perfect filler word

All K lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro: Lil Dicky]

Yeah

Eh this gon' be the shit that when motherfuckers hear it

They gon' be like 'Damn, that dude can rap'

Know what I'm saying?

Like, like, like, like

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

Look, I'm the man bro

Iont really care what the fuck you think

Steak look rare but I grub dat pink

And the grundle stink

And I bump N-sync

Don't suck dick, but I blow dat good

Don't want shit but a ho that would

Lemme hold dat, bend and fold that

Get a Kodak, cowboy, Jerry Jones dat, lemme own that

Word... fuck that girl

Jew got hair, never cut them curls

Truth or dare with a cute au paire

Get a room to share, hit a boom, Pat Burrell

Spit dat turd, das dat shit

Gotcha girl up on ma dick

I'm bout to sperm up on dem hips

Don't wanna murder us a kid

Oh shit... whatchu say

Don'tchu do this erry day?

Don'tchu usually go with double meat when you eat chipotle

Don't your crew lack someone black, but you want one to hang no slave

And I heard your boo got so much back like she bangin' that Notre Dame clock

Faded tho.

Fuckin bitches you'd label undateable

Missing birthdays, hay belated brah

Naked out in san fran on that rooftop

I got tan cans, no tube top

Cause I'm the mafuckan man goddamn,

And these mafuckas bitches full a shit like zoo mops so

[Hook: Lil Dicky]

Look, you can do it, you can say it

I been through it, you can play it

Yea I'm jewish, so I'm praying das yo boo cause I'm a take her.

Dinner at the crib, feedin kobe like a laker

You know what it is, I'm a mafuckan K-I-K-E

You don't play wanna play D

Goin down low on ya dame

Getcha mafuckin weight up

You can find a cracker getting paid like a sedar

All day

Word up

All K

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

Whoa, afikoman in a flow, das a pro

Whatchu know bout dicky creamin up in hoes

No ho ho

Whatchu know about a balla

Born and raised on the kaballah

Tryna make a dollar, until I'm cakin and stackin challa

I'm hollerin atcha daughter like when the fuck you tryna get it

Dat vagina fitted custom for humpin dis little dicky

Puffin' sticky while she bangin' on my wood

Superstitious, pussy good

Cooter vicious, within a minute I finished

But I ain't trippin off no quick nut

And no pain in the butt, ma shit's tough

And ma dick's sucked, and yo dick sucks

But real talk I could never give an inch up

We tippin cups in the strip club, no flip cup

With a fit butt rubbin on my Nike zip up

No whisenhunt, but them bad bitches get cut

Gotta get up so the dick tucked

What the fuck you doin

This that heavy fuckin flow

Word to pads

Wearing out a lotta boxes on the road

Word to plaid

And I gotta have my pops no cereal

Das word to dad

Watching Breaking Bad, fucking with' Hank and sippin tab boi.

[Hook]

[Outro: Lil Dicky]

Yeah, I'm saying

If they can say the N word

I sure as fuck can say Kike

Do something about it, pussy

Staying In lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

Another Friday afternoon

Dicky chillin in his room

Got a teddy on the bed, you bet he playing little spoon

Pimpin I ain't fittna move shit

Bitches getting stupid

But I ain't getting hammered less you handing me a tool kit

And yea I know the cool kids are drinkin at the bar

But I just ate a chicken parm

And then got faded in ma car

And there's tomato on ma navel, as I'm layin in ma arms

Debating if it's safe to wait because bathrooms kinda far

Goddamn.

I don't wanna go nowhere

Why the fuck these bitches call ma cell

Ion't really care what the fuck they do

I just wanna lay in bed and jerk off ma self

Sun is going down, I bet the club been going down

But I don't wanna fuck with nuffin less it's something in the house

And now I'm naked on the couch

With raisenets in ma mouth

I'm playin a stupid asian in NBA 2k12

And I'm beatin that ass with the Utah jazz,

Youjizz on the tablet, loading multiple tabs

As I pack bowls, mac pro, chattin with a black ho

Dat want a redskin sack, call dat bitch orakpo

Crack flow, fuckin with a lotta fuckin snacks bro

Cookies in the oven, whatcha know bout how I stack dough

[Hook: Lil Dicky]

And I ain't got no mafuckan plans ya diggg

It's Friday night and I'm stayin in

Don't wanna drink, man you couldn't even pay the kid

Who knew that layin in the crib would make a hit

So put ya hands in the air if you stayin innnn

If you don't even care what day it is

Ya had a long week, roll weed, take a hit,

Go on Demand, take a gander and play some shittt

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

Okay ma cell is getting bombed yo

Bitches want a don

To come meet em greet em leave with em, freak em at they condo

Ma penis like Chicago

D Rose pronto

But I won't be scorin less it's fifa with ronaldo

Cause I ain't comin out, I'm getting freaky, Michael Jackson

Keepin up with the kardashians

As I'm eatin easy mac and

As I'm peein I'm seein penis with pieces of a napkin

Need to clean it, I'm creamin without a boo, dis ain't Aladdin

Achu, das what the rest ya'll do erry time ya'll spit some sicknin shit

The fridge gotta lil bit left in it so now I'm raiden sub zero to finish him

Damn... how you do dat there, you kickin it like Liu Kang here

Ma pubic hair super bare whatcha know about a jew with nare

And iont think I wanna brag, but stayin inside the pad

Was basically the greatest day that I've had

Holla back if you don't really wanna pregame, and wait for cabs

Would rather eat a fuckin cheese cake, and take a nap

I'm double bundled up under covers I'm comfy den a mafucka

Bumpin to something usher, while grubbing on some fuddruckers

Say I ain't the man ho

Playin on demand shows

You can get retarded, but lil dicky think he stayin home

[Hook]

The Cypher lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Intro: Lil Dicky]

See back in highschool

I ain't even know I could rap

So the hits late, but nobody throwin the flag

Goin fifth grade with it, Dicky opening snacks

Because the kid made different like a joke in Iraq

Now check it

[Verse: Lil Dicky]

Never thought I wanna pass the bar

But I gotta get fancy car

So I got up on the beat, beat on it like

Evander sparring partner, smarter art

When I master bars

These weak bitches gotta leave, dicky dissin' em all

To listen to y'all is sorta like a flick in the balls

Foreal tho

Cause they don't spit it real as D do

The kid come first, like his dick a prequel, so look

If you really wanna get it, forget it, genetically better

Then every pathetic competitor nettin cheddar

Get in bed I'll get you wetter than Redick

I bet I bend her, get her beggin, etcetera

Breath, now ya man on reddit cause I'm rappin the flames

I'm hands on, wayne chrebet, when I'm mackin the dames tho

The lame bros, better learn to make a single

Or ya mayn bout to have these rappers playin some bingoooo... yeah

So whatchu talkin bout

If this really stupid tell me what the fuck is walk it out

If lil dicky ruin rap, they poopin on it's coffin now

So if you heard of a jewish rapper you know who they talkin bout

Ion't think I need a grammy bro

I got two, and they fairly old

The family, demanding, ya man be

A little wary tho

They know dude got a scary flow

Just like you do, yea

Except they mean it different

Prefer ma chicken white das for chicken and da women

Confessing that I'm hittin only cause I'm nice at spittin

But used to getting used, you dudes Aaliyah's kitchen

Hold up, the kid so dumb

The drink po up, he can't grow up

Ya man gotta thang for donuts

The flow nuts, bout to make a jam, I go Russ

From Okla - getting more bread than cold cuts, whaddup bruh?

That's why these hoes wanna get it

They been fuckin with the kid, joe paterno assistant

I'm stern with the women

I'm a a nerd but I'm hittin

On these curves like it's griffey in the third with these pitches

Iight, the kids aiight, legit polite

I wife, nice jews, pipe smoove, cider with ice cubes

The white dude's known to be recording it right

You jabronies write a stupid chorus lighter than cubes

Commercials

Y'all worse than them

But these lucky bitches, they ain't gotta work again

All these chickens in the crib's like a birthed a hen

So I be over-cumming definition circumvent, ya dig?

Cold spittin, admit it, I'm rippin shit up, like a ticket stub

And givin a clinic, these bitches isn't sick enough to get up in it tho

You should probly quit it bro

Dude's spittin ridiculous with it, particularly when he

Be switchin the flowwwww up.

Das cash and all

More black in me than basketball

Next line, LD's talkin vaginal

The kid been hittin more walls than a raquet balllll, yeaah!

So prepare for my libido

It's really fuckin scary, action Bronson in a speedo

It's really fuckin scary magic Johnson near mosquitos

But I'm nearly fuckin there, these bitches bout to feed me Cheetos

Cause Ion't really like the mess

Pretty clear right here that the kike the best (that's my n word so chill)

Never scared, nor embarrassed, ask ma ex

I gotta bone like a freak, Kevin Ware the sex... whoa.

Y'all heard about the kid with the jew flow

And jew fro, getting mo sugar than glucose

The dude so cold youda so swore he from pluto

Ma head so big, it's like I'm juicing with pujols

But look if you thinkin that this jew so nice

Then you so right, you rappers lookin' Bruno's type

The dude's so bright, I'm rapping like a sumo fight

The knee slappin' unexpected, word to Juno's tike, I'm out.

Attached At The Hip lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

I gotta problem with ma dick.

Been hatin on him since I was a kid

Way before I ever put him in a bitch

Goin back y'all

Never wanna trash talk

So I made a track we could rap on

Keep us intact

And I know the fact is that you jewish

But I don't want no excuses for ya size

I know hella jewish guys who grew up between them thighs but no

You actin like you was four

You haven't changed since we young

It's sad you that immature

And I don't get it, I'm getting bitches, get you in kittens other dicks would die for

But I'm barely hittin it, when a minutes ya high score

And now it's real bad

Cause you ain't movin on

You twenty something and still live above ya two balls

I been getting nine to five's, but I been keepin us with bitches that was tryn to ride

But you a mafuckin fiend, and it's mean, we supposed to be a team

You a dick, but I wish I had a penis

[Hook 1: Lil Dicky]

And this about a dick

Who never took the time to grow

And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole

And I ain't lovin butting heads like this

But you gotta stop fucking up ma shit

And I ain't feelin bad

And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems

But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em

Cause you and I, we attached at the hip

So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dick

[Verse 2: Dick]

Hold up Dicky you ain't really mean it

You got the nerve to tell me you the one mistreated

I don't believe it, it's nuffin but egregious

Cause I'm the one that's been getting beaten

Obscenely in this mafucka right now

Das a fact, and ma homies from ma sack'll have ma back

You wackin me every mothafuckin day

You acting like it's okay

But imagine waking up feelin' afraid

I'm prayin you stop abusing, but you confused

If you blame me for the ejacs

This about your brain I came because I react

Hope that you concede that

Cause it's on you, need to distract

What can I do, if you never relax

You see it's actually you that's in control all our faculties

The pre-ejaculatory crap is a sorely inaccurate

Acting like you was deploring me

Warranted insecurity

Scoring, ignoring the forming

Of your own immaturity (not true)

And now the prematurity's on ma head

But you know damn well it should be up on yours instead

But if you loved and accepted me then that wouldn't be a problem

Instead I'm in a dick numbing condom

[Hook 2: Dick]

And this about a kid

Who never took the time to grow

And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole

And I ain't lovin butting heads like this

But you gotta stop fucking up ma shit

And I ain't feelin bad

And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems

But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em

Cause you and I we attached at the hip

So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now kid

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky]

[Dicky:]

Wow, I think you need to get a grip dude

[Dick:]

I'd say the same, but I'm betting that you will soon

[Dicky:]

Real funny dick, I can't even stomach this

How you gonn act like I'm wacking ya shit for nuffin

He frontin up in this mothafucka, bluffin on the beat

Wouldn't beat him without a reason he sung it incomplete

[Dick:]

Tell me why then.

[Dicky:]

Why you always tucked in ma jeans

It's cause I'm with a woodpecker like I'm stuck in a tree

[Dick:]

Well I confess I'm erect on occasion

But up in the Bahamas -

[Dicky:]

Hold up we that was a vacation

[Dick:]

Is that what you call it, as I recall

You was mauling me day and night

Only sex you got was dry, aggressively rubbing fly

I was chaffed up. You the fuckin problem dicky wake up

[Dicky:]

Well what about the time you wasn't stayin up?

I was with a top 5 dime of ma life

[Dick:]

Well you the guy that was drinkin all the goddamn wine

Fuck that, you a cold, crooked mafucka, where's your heart

[Dicky:]

And you a toad looking muthafucka, Mario Kart

[Dick:]

So this is it?

[Dicky:]

This is it, you a dick I need a penis

[Dick:]

No you a dick, I need a human being

[Hook 3: Lil Dicky]

So this shit about a kid (dick)

Who never took the time to grow

And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole

And I ain't lovin butting heads like this

But you gotta stop fuckin up ma shit

And I ain't feelin bad

And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems

But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em

Cause you and I we attached at the hip

So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dick

Famous Dude lyrics - Lil Dicky

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

It's like, these days dicky been up on his grind

Tryna spit a rhyme

Fly enough to get cracker signed

It's aight tho

I been typing all damn night bro

Kikes gotta write raps right, no typo

Nice flow

Best up in the game, no Michael

I guess I gotta wait for the fame, no lipo

But damn, if ya man had a hoard of fanbase

I'd have a lot to cover like a corpulent klan face

Go on some man dates

With D'Caprio and Drake

And make a man cave full of chronic and pancakes

A handshake's all I'm really wantin from LeBron tho

Iono

Think I'd rather get up with his mom

And do it delonte, couple bottles of Andre

In pompei, getting dirtier than some laundry

I'm freakin that ho, just for Cleveland man

But first thing I'm a need some fans

[Hook: Lil Dicky]

Cause little dicky tryna make that cake, like a balla do

And denigrate little wayne up at a bar-b-q

And I just wanna hit the floor with pauly D

And cross swords up with Tommy Lee

So where the muhfuckers drinkin the ciroc at

Where the fuck the rock at

Where the bad bitches on this mediocre cock atttt

I'm tryna make the move

From gay, lame, dateless jew to famous dude, ya dig?

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

First grade and I was thirsty

I was wantin fame up in the muthafuckin worst way

Word play, gotta get ya ya boy up on some first take

Skip Bay, Steve A, get up in they ass ya dig

If I'm celebbin then I'm getting with mccadams's

The hottest women on the muthafuckin planet kid

I'm tryna get up at Selena

Mess around with mila

I remember when it was Christina

Genie up in a bottle, but now she couldn't fit up on a waterbed

I wanna score a ten imagine Natalie portman

And if she borin then, ill get a ride in ma DeLorean

And go before it, securing the whore I been adoring since

I was a teen, ya mean

Brittany spears, whacha doin

Couple years, dat career and dat metabolism ruined

Yain't know about me yet

But the future do

On youtube, I been getting some views

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky]

Ay, enough about a boo, ion't need a bitch

But I need a clique

Full a people Derek jeterish

Love the bieber kid

That's a hell of a dude

Well I ain't met him but his documentary was the truth

I'd holla back at snoop, drop a couple tracks in the booth

He'd prolly have me high enough to take a nap as I poop

I'm callin kobe Bryant up because I'm fucking with his game

But it's such a shame, I can tell that muthafucka lame tho

Flame flow

Ain't nobody even know ma name tho

And all I wanna do is know if channing's really gay tho

All I wanna do is play Durant up in some Halo

Play shows, date hoes, where the fuck diddy at

Where lil dicky gonn spit at

And where the crib at

And where da rose gold shit at

I'm tryna get dat

I wish dat I was sitting courtside for games

And lickin on Kate Upton's titties

[Hook]