Lil Dicky other songs:

 

Ally's Song lyrics - Lil Dicky

 (from "Dave" soundtrack)

Oh, woah woah oh woah

I fucked the whole thing up, I did it all backwards

Now I'm all alone with my rap verse

I can barely share a password

I said we'd dance, I left you there

You left me there too

You had my back, I puked on you

I chased my dream so much it ran

I can't make jokes without your laugh, it seems

I'd do anything to melt you, I took you for granted

I'll give you belly rubs too, did you like the rabbit?

It's killing me to kill you, and you were the magic

But I fucked the whole thing up, I did it all backwards

Now I'm all alone with my rap verse

You were the best at my worst, and I miss you ally, hoot-hoot

I'm lost without you, hoot-hoot

Baby lyrics - Lil Dicky

 (from "Dave" soundtrack)

Hey, good morning, baby

You need some java, baby?

We got to wake up, baby

Last night was really crazy

I think I liked it, baby

Damn, you smooth, baby

Looking like you moisturize, baby

Tell me where to buy it, baby

I'm dry, I need the product, baby

Got my hand on navel

Then she slid her panties to the ankle

Made me back up and look at the bussy

Bussy glistening like a heavyweight

You wanna fuck me, baby?

Haven't showered in a minute, girl

But if you with it, then I'm with it, baby

I will shower you with every curl

Are you freaky, baby?

Spooning me like I was soup

Want me to be dirty like a goose?

Ooh, but what do you like, baby?

Do you want me to choke you, baby?

She said, "That's okay, baby"

"That's okay" as in you want that?

Or "That's okay" as in "No thanks, baby"?

She look at me crazy

I said, I don't mean to complicate it (no, no)

Let me grab a condom, baby

I put it on, then she, then she

Throws it back, give me the ass, pop it

Tickle the breast, nibble the crack, stop it

General Custer with the tactics, I'm a demon

I could feel the semen creeping 'round the penis

Being a man in there

We need a ambulance

Pussy getting killed

She orgasming, body spasming

Then I finally finish, can you feel it, baby?

Sliding off, where's the condom, whoa!

Well, it's not on my penis, baby

It's so confusing, baby

Uh, did I-

Did I just fuck you raw, baby?

Uh, I'm looking 'round and I don't see it, baby

I move the blanket, move the covers

Where's the rubber, baby?

Now she digging like a caveman in her bussy for it

Even if you find it in there, what's the difference, baby?

Semen probably already leaking in there, swimming in you

She said she still don't want no condoms sitting in her insides

I said, I understand, but there are bigger fish to fry

She said, "You blaming me, but you the one that put it on"

I am not blaming you and I don't think I put it on wrong

I put it on my pinky first to see which way it go

Because I'm well aware that condoms aren't reversible

She screamed, "I found it, baby!"

She pulled it out her bussy

But I can't celebrate it, cause we got bigger fishy

Girl, I ejaculated, and I don't see it in there

She said, it's fine, she'll just take the morning-after pill

Oh, oh!

Thank God for the tech now

We should probably go and get it now

This is life when you're young and wild

Could I B Jesus lyrics - Lil Dicky (with Brain)

 [Lil Dicky:]

Yuh

Just saying yuh sounds like you're jocking Drake

So annoying

Illa, illa, illa, illa, L

Yuh, yuh

I used to go out to the Y, Friday nights

On the outskirts of Philly

I'm dropping dimes to this night

In the outskirts you feel me?

And I done been saving my good shit up

Old bitches now, yeah they would get up

Winklevoss twins, yeah I could get fucked

Chinese food, yeah I could get duck (uh)

[Brain:]

Brain give a fuck 'bout an old bitch

Brain give a fuck 'bout dat hoe

Brain got head on the snowlift

Brain cold ipso facto

Brain go in', I'm ballin' (ooh)

Brain go in', I'm ballin'

[Lil Dicky:]

One, two time for the sixers

If this bitch get off on the wrong foot

Put her on the bench for a lil Ben Simmons

[?] could ride wood like Jah, doe

Still gotta lick gelato

Feel like I hit the lotto

[Brain:]

Brain never bag a proper

Brain fucked Aunt Jemimah

[Lil Dicky:]

I don't get head on the freeway

That is forbidden like ebay

She playing with Jimmy like D Wade

She wanna stop at the B.K

We don't go out, she a cheap date

I'm straight to the ass like a cheesecake

We run this shit back like a replay

Mutual orgasm, we came

[Brain:]

Wait, could I be Jesus?

Wait, could I be Jesus?

Hey, could I be Jesus? (no way, no way, no way)

Hey, could I be Jesus?

Wait, could I be Jesus?

Holy like Jesus

I might be Christ

[Brain:]

Oh, my word

Oh, my God

I was overweight today but now I'm a model

I don't eat the pussy for free

Touchy, I get pussy, I be fucking these streets

[Lil Dicky:]

Ichiar deli my P got a nut out the purple like jelly

I'm buzzin', buzzin' like a left behind celly

My DM x-rated like critics, the belly

I got the coldest cuts around like a deli (ah)

Used to be in love with Aliyah

Used to be in love with Daria

Shit on these rappers like diarrhea

[Brain:]

Brain with the dope like a mob boss

Chapo Chapo Chapo Brain

Stay with the peace like Gandhi

Blocka blocka, know what I'm sayin'? (yah) Brain like Mike, like Shad Moss

Brain like, might like shamone

Brain might fuck your bitch

When he done, might ask your ex for a ride home

[Lil Dicky:]

Rollin' up the bud, rollin' up the club, rollin' up the work

Pourin' up the Bud, blowin' up the drug

Leavin' out the back, damn this work

Haven't thrown a punch in about five years

Last time I did I broke my wrist

On my friend Glen's butt

Damn, that sucked

Had to jerk off with the left hand

(But you learned your lesson!)

Ain't nobody in my category

I'm inventive with I'm with it like it's Scattergories

I was over-doubted, now I'm overcrowded

But I'm extroverted, don't you ever doubt it

Gotta lot of money, but I never count it

Competition fun, but they ain't never 'bout it

I was searching for it but I never found it

Like an Oreo up in a power outage

(Let's go!)

[Brain:]

Wait, could I be Jesus?

Wait, could I be Jesus?

Hey, could I be Jesus? (no way, no way, no way)

Hey, could I be Jesus?

Wait, could I be Jesus?

Holy like Jesus

I'm like the cross

Oh, man

Hope I'm not Jesus

But I also wanna get sucked

Brain

Dave lyrics - Lil Dicky

 Sometimes I feel like people only see me as this larger than life icon but I'm just a normal guy

Hi (Hello), I'm Dave

You might know me as Lil Dicky

But there's a lot more to me

Don't you wanna know who I am? (Not Really)

Do you wanna meet the guy behind the guy?

Do you wanna know what the industry's like?

What a strange life I have

Got me tripping like woah woah

"Dave ,you're a rapper?" Oh no

Bowel movements looking like Dippin' Dots

Probably 'cause I don't eat fruits and vegetables

Approached by aggressive white men on the regular

I gotta record with a neck pillow on my neck 'cause the organomics of my desk ain't right

My nose gets stuffed every night

I'm figgity, I'm figgity I twitch

I'm figgity, I'm v neurotic

Yes I know that I'm a rapper at the end of the day

But I think it's time you knew me by my government name

Hi, I'm Dave (I'm Lil Dicky)

Hi, I'm Dave (Who's Dave?)

Hi, I'm Dave (Please watch, please)

I'm Lil Dicky, no shut up, I am Dave

(Please watch)

Earth lyrics - Lil Dicky

 [Lil Dicky:]

What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, you know, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:

[Chorus:]

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

[Justin Bieber:]

Hi, I'm a baboon

I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge

[Ariana Grande:]

Hey, I'm a zebra

No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool

Am I white or black?

[Halsey:]

I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)

[Zac Brown:]

How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)

You drink milk from my tits (Moo)

[Brendon Urie:]

I'm a fat, fucking pig

[Hailee Steinfeld:]

I'm a common fungus

[Wiz Khalifa:]

I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole

[Snoop Dogg:]

I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up

[Kevin Hart:]

And I'm Kanye West

[Chorus:]

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

We love the Earth

[Adam Levine:]

Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di

We are the vultures, feed on the dead

[Shawn Mendes:]

We're just some rhinos, horny as heck

[Charlie Puth:]

I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?

[Sia:]

Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo

I hop all day, up and down with you

[Miley Cyrus:]

I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

[Lil Jon:]

What the fuck? I'm a clam!

[Rita Ora:]

I'm a wolf. Howl!

[Miguel:]

I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut

[Katy Perry:]

And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh

But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)

Giddee-up, let's ride

[Lil Yachty:]

I'm HPV, don't let me in

[Ed Sheeran:]

I'm a koala and I sleep all the time

So what? It's cute

[Meghan Trainor:]

We love you, India

[Joel Embiid:]

We love you, Africa

[Tory Lanez:]

We love the Chinese

[Lil Dicky:]

We forgive you, Germany

[Chorus:]

Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)

We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)

We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)

We love the Earth, it is our home

We love the Earth

[Lil Dicky:]

I'm a man (Hello?)

Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)

I've trudged the Earth for so damn long

And still don't know shit (What's going on?)

I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)

Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro

And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful

And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish

But these days, it's like we don't know how to act

All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves

Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)

Like look at the Internet! It's cracking as hell

Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex? (Ayy)

And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's (Uh)

So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?

Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)

[Ariana Grande:]

Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth

I love this planet

[Lil Dicky:]

Hey, Russia, we're cool

Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon

Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara

Let's come together and live

[Choir:]

Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

[PSY:]

우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요

[Bad Bunny:]

Amamos la tierra

[Kris Wu:]

我们爱地球

[Lil Dicky:]

(We love you, we love you)

C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same

But we're living on the same Earth

(We love you, we love you)

[Ariana Grande:]

Have you ever been to Earth?

[Lil Dicky:]

Everyone who's listening has been to Earth, Ariana

(We love you, we love you)

We're not making music for aliens here

[Justin Bieber:]

Are we gonna die?

[Lil Dicky:]

You know what, Bieber? We might die

(We love you, we love you)

I'm not gonna lie to you

I mean, there's so many people out there who don't think global warming's a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid

[Ariana Grande:]

Unless we get our shit together now

[Music Video version:]

[Lil Dicky:]

Guys, everybody look into whatever the fuck Leonardo DiCaprio is always pushing, 'cause I feel like that guy knows more about... the Earth and how we're fuckin' it up than... anybody!

If the aliens did come, we should definitely send Leo as our guy, our rep

In fact, the profits that come along with the streams and the sale of this song are going right into the Earth

Let's raise some money for charity

Any words, Leo?

[Leonardo DiCaprio:]

This might be my favorite song ever

It's awesome

[Lil Dicky:]

Wow

Thanks, Leo

[Backstreet Boys:]

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Woo, hoo, hoo!)

[Lil Dicky:]

(Guys, thank you so much)

Freaky Friday lyrics - Lil Dicky (feat. Chris Brown)

 [Chris Brown:]

Lil Dicky, ooh

Mustard on the beat, ho

I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)

I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)

There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)

I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)

I told him I'm his biggest fan yeah (yeah)

Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do, hold up)

Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!)

Oh, I can sing so well

Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)

Wait, can I really say the n-word?

What up, my nigga? (woo)

What up, my nigga? Big ups, my nigga

We up, my nigga, you pussy ass nigga

Man, fuck y'all niggas, 'cause I'm that nigga

Nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm that nigga

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)

Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)

I can't believe that it's freaky Friday

Yeah it's Freaky Friday

I'm in Chris Brown's body

I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black

[Lil Dicky:]

(Ring ring, what the fuck)

I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky)

(Ugh, what the fuck)

This shit is real weak

How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?

Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)

Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)

Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past

I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo, let's go)

Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)

Why's his momma calling all the time?

Leave me the fuck alone, bitch

Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who?

Hope my daughter's in school

Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?

What would I do?

[Chris Brown:]

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)

Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)

I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday

Yeah it's Freaky Friday

I'm in Chris Brown's body

I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick

[Lil Dicky:]

If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?

I'm tryna find myself like an introspective monk

[Chris Brown:]

I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk

Snap a flick of my junk

[Lil Dicky:]

My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck

Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in

I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am

I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in

[Chris Brown:]

I don't know who that is

[Lil Dicky:]

Wait, who the fuck he think he is?

Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)

Walked up to that motherfucker

[Chris Brown:]

Wait, think it through for a sec

If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself

[Lil Dicky:]

But wait, I love myself

[Chris Brown:]

That was the key, now we're switching back

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)

Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)

I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday

[Lil Dicky:]

Wait what the fuck?

[Ed Sheeran:]

And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body

It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was

[Lil Dicky:]

What the fuck again?

[DJ Khaled:]

I'm DJ Khaled! Why am I yelling?

[Kendall Jenner:]

Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner

I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo)

Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn

I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman

Fruits Or Vegetables lyrics - Lil Dicky

 I don't eat fruit or vegetables

I eat the pussy and other stuff

I don't eat fruit or vegetables

No fruits or vegetable, or vegetable

No fruits or vegetable

Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?

I would eat your mama's pussy but I won't eat no fruit

No fruits or vegetable

No fruits or vegetable

I am a professional of soaking grown up genitals

Women look at me and know for sure they heterosexual

They book me at the festivals, the crowds been going testicles

I'm still a kid, look at my dick

But I make these hits that'll shape your kiss

If I shake my hips, they'll display their tits

It is weird yet lit, what a chain of events

I been fucking, I ate her ass

She came, I gasped, I win again

Won't make my bed, my mom got pissed

She said "don't rap"

Guess what? I did

Oh yeah, all my haters hands up on they heads

I'm abusing substances with guys in the NFL

I just stole a Perrier from Kodak Black from his dressing room

While he was on stage, I was thirsty, back up off me

This is just hip hop, but my shit pop

I wear flip-flops to my biz ops

Ain't no wrist watch, pretty women all up on my arm

I don't think I need to get more charm

Hearsay lyrics - Lil Dicky

 (from "Dave" soundtrack)

Coming live from the stash house

Taking all of the trash out

High ceiling like Shaq's house

Every time that I rap now

They all want me to pay dues

Trap here like escape rooms

Heating up like it's late June

Stop believing the fake news (huh, huh)

Ain't no doubt about it, my dick getting crowded

Why they do me foul now?

Fuck it, bucket, count it (and one, uh)

They're calling me soft, they're not really wrong

I'm rocking velour (huh)

You not on a boat, well that doesn't matter

We going for shore

No jewelry on me, they took it off me like I'm Ben Baller

They got me up in court, I'm with the set like Travis Barker

Ain't no capping with this paper like a Magic Marker

They can't jack it, I'm a fire starter

Wait, wait, wait

Give me that velour outfit, nigga

Sure, anything

Gimme your shoes too, bruh

Please, don't hurt me. I'll do fucking anything

We gon' tie you up, bruh

Say less

In and out the back quick

They cannot see me like I'm backlit

Everybody told me I was batshit

Now they looking past like a has-been

Stay up in the back like an ad-lib

They ain't really cracking like a ChapStick lip

They don't wanna see the lil' dick kid growing any bigger than he is

But I swing big, don't I?

Smoking marijuana

I want to sit down and just chop it up, Benihana

I'm cold-blooded with this shit, I'm coming like iguana

They should never really judge us for this shit, Your Honor

That would be

H-E-A-Rsay

Why, that's hearsay

Mobbing with the gang

If you hating then it's fear-based

You don't know a thing 'bout us baby, that is clear as day

I'm just with my friends smoking marijuana

H-E-A-Rsay

Why, that's hearsay

Mobbing with the gang

If you hating then it's fear-based

You don't know a thing 'bout us baby, that is clear as day

I'm just with my friends smoking marijuana

Heaven Sent lyrics - Lil Dicky

 Bring the sheep to the man, I do everything I can

Got a million on the gram, follow me or you'll be damned

North side, east side, Jesus Christ

Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch

Count the days, it's almost here

Talkin' cray, but you convinced (wait)

Heaven sent, I am nothing like the present men

Wasn't fucking with the president

This world got way too sensitive

It's so evident we let the devil in

I'm not a reverend, I'm irreverent

Then stun 'em colder than the revenant

I put the effort in to be a better man, let 'em in

I be walking 'round the town, talking what I'm 'bout

Walking all around, drawing all the crowds

Garnering the clout, calling all 'em out

Following devout, volleying the doubt

Swallowing it down, hollowing 'em out

They know not what they do (wait)

They're tryna box in a Jew? (wait)

PT with the crack, had to come back

Got a li'l bread tucked down

Made a lotta more bread, now the gang getting fed

Bring a lunch bag, all of my friends started poppin' in advance

All the seeds turn to plants

Full circle like a Hellcat

You can hear the chants, everybody had a chance

Everybody tryna dance when I pull up with the jams

Everybody going ham, young man got a plan

They don't even understand