I Met A Girl lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

How did I get all of this
Yet still end up like this?
All alone. What'd I miss?
So many dates even datin' got dated
I let her go too soon
I was scared of you, and now I'm just sad at you
All of these stones that I turned, I forgot who my rock was
Batman and Robin, it's comical how I'll keep runnin' from problems
I don't act my age at all, I don't change at all
But I'm great, ask 'em all
I need somebody right now, but I don't think she'll hear me out
And my time is runnin' out

I met a girl, thank God
I met a girl, oh my
She makes me feel alive
She makes me need a life
I met a girl, thank God

Going Gray lyrics - Lil Dicky

Shit go down, shit go up
Another round up in my cup
Slow it down, I'm in no rush
I'm a child but I'm gettin' older (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
I'm gettin' older

And it's 'round and around we go
Through the up and downs, we scroll
Growin' up I was a peon
Fantasizin' what I'd be on
Never thinkin' it would be gone
How do we know if we're doin' it so wrong?
I haven't seen my home friends in so long (That's just life)
Greys get plucked, my back is fucked (Fuck)
And I gotta learn TikTok (TikTok, TikTok, tic-tic-tic)
Used to play ball twice a week, now I can't really play that much
Used to drink bottles to pregame, now I can't really drink that much
Eat a little bit and I gain weight
Love stayin' in on Fridays
In a traffic jam on the highway, I want a bae

Shit go down, shit go up
Another round up in my cup
Slow it down, I'm in no rush
I'm a child but I'm gettin' older (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
I'm gettin' older (I'm goin' gray lately, yeah)
I'm goin' gray, I'm goin' gray
(Fadin' away, fadin' away)

Time goes fast, gotta make it last, chasin' on a high
Everyone's lives, happenin' live
Look at my parents, they can't die
Who will tell me how to live my life?
Gotta hit my goals
Don't know what I want, but I know I want more
Gotta let 'em know that I've been on this globe, before it explodes
What is it for?
Out here, gettin' lucky
Thinking 'bout havin' kids, lot of upkeep
Nowadays I don't date for fun
I'm fucked 'less I find the one
I can't leap so I just run
And all my friends are findin' love (Is it real?)
Still holdin' my grudge
Ex girl didn't budge
Time's tickin' on the fallout

Shit go down, shit go up
Another round up in my cup
Slow it down, I'm in no rush
I'm a child but I'm gettin' older
I'm gettin' older (I'm goin' gray lately, yeah)
I'm goin' gray (I'm goin' gray), I'm goin' gray (I'm goin' gray)
(Fadin' away, fadin' away)

Don't slow down on my behalf
I'll still rain, you are my pain

YG Interlude lyrics - Lil Dicky & YG

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

[YG:]
I thought this dude was a rapper
Man, yo, Peter Parker's scared to rap
Hey D, fuck it man
Hey, let's make a beat from scratch
Fuck this nigga

Wait

[Lil Dicky:]
Allow me to tell y'all what I'm 'bout
Like a dinner you got reservations but I'm 'bout to eat up all the doubt
Hey come on, I'm a flower let me sprout
Looking like I'm straight out of Comic-Con
Scrawny don
Hungry Ramadan
My mamma wrong
She don't think I got a job, but I'ma make great cheese like Parmesan
I'm hardly on, but the rent paid 'cause you know that pussy flow good I menstruate
If we got off on the wrong foot like Bengay
It's because I'm higher than a bitch, men's pay
Rappers thinking that they hot
Blow your nose motherfuckers, it's not
I ain't never fought a man in my life
I have only slept with 4 different girls
Still you can get it tho, get every crevice tho
Come on some chicken like fresh mozzarella
Hella good Ebonics, I think like a comic
My females got bombs on they body like they were Jihadists

And my libido is scary like Magic Johnson near mosquitoes
I'm tactical, I'm back and forth, from acting dull to rapping for you
Attracting lore in the faction, when the track's record
It's about to put me on the racks like a fashion store

I just want a girl let me hit it on a work day
I don't think my dick has grown at all since the first grade
I'm 'a get the cake with my gifts like a birthday
Separate it with my lines like two lanes

I don't want a Grammy bro, I've got two and their fairly old
Stay with more bars than a graph I'm on top of the class
Hop in the bath with a bad little lady with ass
I'm making her laugh, the neck like a baby giraffe
Shaking it fast, making it last, haters are mad saying I'm bad
It's like an eighth-grader training a class, it's crazy and blasphemous
I'm about to break 'em in half, I'm making my path
I'm waiting on my break like a cast
Somebody get ya boy a gig he got drive and flash
Like a flash drive

No Fruits Or Vegetables lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I don't eat fruit or vegetables
I eat the pussy and other stuff

I don't eat fruit or vegetables
No fruits or vegetable, or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable

Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?
I would eat your mama's gushy but I won't eat no fruit
No fruits or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable
I am a professional of soaking grown up genitals
Women look at me and know for sure they heterosexual
They book me at the festivals, the crowds been going testicles

I'm still a kid, look at my dick
But I make these hits that'll shape your kids
If I shake my hips, they'll display their tits
It is weird yet lit, what a chain of events

I been fucking, I ate her ass
She came, I gasped, I win again
Won't make my bed. What? My mom got pissed
She said, "Don't rap"
Guess what? I did

Oh yeah, all my haters hands up on they heads
I'm abusing substances with guys in the NFL
I just stole a Perrier from Kodak Black from his dressing room
While he was on stage, I was thirsty, back up off me
This is just hip-hop, but my shit pop
I wear flip-flops to my biz ops
Ain't no wrist watch, pretty women all up on my arm
I don't think I need to get more charm
I just tried molly and I barfed
Not for me

I don't eat fruit or vegetables
I eat the pussy and other stuff

I don't eat fruit or vegetables
No fruits or vegetable, or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable

Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?
I would eat your mama's gushy but I won't eat no fruit
No fruits or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable

Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?
I would eat your mama's gush

I'm Drunk lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I'm really, really drunk
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I'm really, really wasted
Bartender, can I get another, please?
One more, watch how I do my dance
Fuck it, I'm drunk

Man, I'm so fucked up
I might suck a man's dick
No, I'm playin', ha
Oh, shot, shot
Scream up in my friends ears
Tell 'em I love them, don't blackout

I think I should talk to all these girls
Can I flirt, tho? Can I flirt? "No"
Get him out the bar, get him a car
Tell him to dip, hey (Hey)
Gotta be smart
Look at the charge
We gotta split this

Please help me, I'm drunk, so fucked up, might vom—
I've been chuggin', chuggin', chuggin' all my sorrows
Worry about tomorrow, tomorrow
(Don't drink and drive) Give me that pizza, dawg
Give me that pizza, you know I gotta eat ya
Uber says my driver's name is Ghughi
And it says he's hard of hearing (Ooh, I don't care)
I miss my ex, yeah

I'm drunk (I'm drunk)
I'm drunk
I'm really, really drunk
I'm drunk I'm drunk
I'm really, really wasted
Bartender, can I get another, please?
One more, watch how I do my dance
Fuck it, I'm drunk

Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up
Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up
Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up
Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up

Morning After lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

Hey, good mornin', baby
You need some Java, baby?
We got to wake up, baby
Last night was really crazy

I think I liked it, baby
Damn, you smooth, baby
Lookin' like you moisturize, baby
Tell me where to buy it, baby
I'm dry, I need the product, baby

Got my hand on navel
Then she slid her panties to the ankle
Made me back up and look at the bussy
Bussy glistenin' like a heavyweight

You wanna fuck me, baby?
Haven't showered in a minute, girl
But if you with it, then I'm with it, baby
I will shower you with every curl

Are you freaky, baby?
Spoonin' me like I was soup
Want me to be dirty like a goose?
Ooh, but what do you like, baby?

Do you want me to choke you, baby?
She said, "That's okay, baby"
"That's okay" as in you want that?
Or "That's okay" as in "No thanks, baby"?

She look at me crazy
I said, I don't mean to complicate it (No, no)
Let me grab a condom, baby
I put it on, then she, then she

Throws it back, give me the ass, pop it
Tickle the breast, nibble the crack, stop it
General Custer with the tactics, I'm a demon
I could feel the semen creeping 'round the penis

Bein' a man in there, we need a ambulance
Pussy gettin' killed
She orgasmin', her body spasmin'

Then I finally finish, can you feel it, baby?
Slidin' off, where's the condom, whoa!
Well, it's not on my penis, baby
It's so confusin', baby

Uh, did I, did I just fuck you raw, baby?
Uh, I'm looking 'round and I don't see it, baby
I move the blanket, move the covers
Where's the rubber, baby?
Now she diggin' like a caveman in her bussy for it

Even if you find it in there, what's the difference, baby?
Semen probably already leakin' in there, swimmin' in you
She said she still don't want no condoms sittin' in her insides
I said, I understand, but there are bigger fish to fry

She said, "You blamin' me, but you the one that put it on"
I am not blamin' you and I don't think I put it on wrong
I put it on my pinky first to see which way it go
Because I'm well aware that condoms aren't reversible

She screamed, "I found it, baby!"
She pulled it out her bussy
But I can't celebrate it, 'cause we got bigger fishy
Girl, I ejaculated, and I don't see it in there
She said, it's fine, she'll just take the morning-after pill

Oh, oh!
Thank God for the tech now
We should probably go and get it now
This is life when you're young and wild

I know it can be scary sometimes, that's life
But I know you'll get married in time
I know everything will be okay

My D!ck Sucks lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

Hold up, hold the fuck up
Ain't you the YouTube rapper with the small dick and all that?
L-D
A-K-A Grip
Nah, no, not Grip
Well, I do have the game in the grip

(Hey) My dick sucks, my dick sucks
(Hey, hey) My dick sucks, fuck
My dick sucks, my dick sucks
(Hey) My dick sucks, fuck

Ayy, girl, ayy, girl
Ayy, girl, what you tryna say, girl? (Ayy)
When you see my dick, you may hurl (Ooh)
But I'm still kinda hot like May, girl (Hot)
Woah, girl, woah, girl (Woah)
I'm just tryna let you know, girl (Whoo)
My dick sucks for show, girl (Sucks)
But I make up for that like
Even if my dick is shoddy (Sucks)
Just sit there like it's gawdy (Hurk)
And it do good work like Gandhi (Hottie)
And I might grow more like Bronny
Probably not, got bitches in the lobby (Still)
Their body language obvious (Sex)
If five inches throw over, under
I'm underdog like Rocky
They don't care 'bout my cock (No)
I could use a pussy mop (Drench, woah)
On the radio like cops
She saw me and went in shock (Oh my god)
Technically I'm unemployed (Oh)
But I'm pretty sure I'm going to work
Stacking paper like a clerk
I got the Times writing blurbs
Y'all washed like shirts
Kid been balling, Nerf
They fuck with my quirk (Damn)
You see that girl over there? (Yup) She hope that I flirt
A-list actors first dates
How I got it popping on Earth Day
Ever since my surgery since first grade
I'm yelling

My dick sucks, my dick sucks
My dick sucks, fuck
My dick sucks, my dick sucks
My dick sucks, fuck

John's gone
John's gone
John's gone
We put John in the ground today
As I rap this song, he looks down on me
I'm just not, like, naturally, like, a rapper
Like I need to go to another place, to like—
Yeah, I don't know, it's like why do I need to escape reality?
But my reality is I'm good
I don't know, I just think even when my reality is good
I think too much about what's not perfect about that reality

Still Freestyling (Outro) lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I joke a lot, I know
The voice inside of me is twelve years old
Yeah, I need guidance
I just turned thirty and I'm still freestylin'

So this how YOLO beats doubt
And hope breeds vows
I won't be proud 'til I'm crowned
You holdin' me down, or you holdin' me down?
Will I break out or will I break down?
I'm calling my shot, aww
This is my plot, aww
Just let me be not wrong
Everything is right in front of me
So I don't see what's right in front of me
I'm only seein' what it's gonna be (Two, three, four)
I never had a ménage (No), I'd rather get a fiancé (Ayy)
Mom up my ass like a prostate
She thinkin' forward like blockchain
But I'm sittin', thinking 'bout the fourth grade (Woo)
I was hittin' on the Macarena
Visualizin' all the packed arenas
I ain't had shit on my hands except Cheetos, that was the top
Back when Dwayne was the Rock
Back when jerkin' off used to be the motivation
I would come racin', tryna beat my mama to my crib, get naked
I'll go on Maxim.com for the pictures, put the shower on while I'm still gettin' print outs
In the shower while usin' steam, and I put the shower head up on the massage settin'
What the fuck was that? How was I usin' stills?
Now when I use my thoughts the women turn to sand
The women blow away
That's why I take Adderall every day
Fifteen milligram, time release, I pray to God it doesn't kill me
My generation a test (Yes)
I can feel my heart race in my chest (Yes)
Takin' what it takes to be best (I do)
I met a nice girl out West (I did)
But I wish she was more East Coast (That's true)
Guess that's how the story goes
Doesn't matter how I far I go
Fuck it, I don't even know
Lot of surfaces don't need the scratch
A lot of matches haven't met a match
There's a lot of women in my phone who last name is Bumble, Tinder or some other app
On a date, I can't wait 'til I talk about work
If they sleep over, I'll get 'em a shirt
I don't do synagogue, I don't do church
I don't know exactly what I believe
I don't know exactly what we all need
Homie, this shit is a doozey
We all used to writtin' in loose leaf
I just want someone to use me
If you can't be used, you're useless (Uh)
I'm just so lucky they be doin' me (True)
Been privileged since birth
Now I gotta pay that forward
How we gonna change that world?
I know I'm different, I'm comin' out and I hope you'll listen
Time's runnin' out and I know I'll miss it
I could fail but I can't do what-ifs
I'll give you my heart and you'll still want a pic
You in or you out, yo, what you gonna pick?
I wanna be what I wanna be
(What's wrong with me?)

Order, they bring out the lobster before you eat it
And have you look at it in its eyes
Anyone?

I joke a lot, I know
The voice inside of me is twelve years old
Yeah, I need guidance
I just turned thirty and I'm still freestylin'

Jail, Pt. 1 lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

On stage rapping, (ew)
Ain't shit to me, I'm a rapper
That's what I do (hey)
Young Dave snapping (woo)
The crowd seem to fuck with me and I like them, too
Ordinarily I might joke around on the stage (ya)
Funny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade
Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)
Do some weird shit, believe in the art of the joke (ya)
In this case, I was like
"Ay, y'all a great crowd
So as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?"
Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn
Mid-show soft dick, is my worst soft dick
I'm a moron (ya)
Show your dick, show your dick
Whole crowd chants (shit)
I'm like, "I can't, but what about nuts?" (ya)
People erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers~

Off stage, head up to the dressing room
Five cops waiting in my dressing room
Goddamn, D, you blowing up
Look at how they beefing up the security (aye)
I was like, "Officers, I'll be okay." (ya)
One cop said, "Sir, you're under arrest." (ha)
I laughed in jest, assumed he was just showing off for his cop friends
Opened some Chex Mix
"Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs"
I'm like, "What?"
"Sir, you just exposed yourself
At an all-ages show nonetheless"
"Wait, you talking 'bout showing nuts?
"Sir"
"That's like a common joke"
"You never pull out a ball with your friends or..."
"Sir"
"Never?"
"Sir, please put on these cuffs"
"Wait, stop, no, this is actually happening?"
"Sir"
"Wait, this is unfair"
"Sir!"
"I'm sorry, I swear!"
"Sir!"
"Please hear my out..."
"Sir, you're going to jail"
I'm like, "Jail?"
He like, "Yeah!"
I'm like, "Jail?"
Yeah!

Booked, bail
Pay it, scared (this is crazy)
Months pass, trial (real trial)
45 parents press charges (oh)
I got a DUI in college (stupid)
This was not my first offense (oh, my God)
Children were crying on the stand (stand)
Probably the dorks of their class (you're a loser)
Now it's the day of my reckoning
They 'bout to give me my sentencing
Can't even breathe and I'm trembling
The jury arrived at a verdict (guilty!)
I thought I misheard it (guilty!)
Mama Burd going berserk (my son!)
Wait, you said two years, Your Honor? (yes)

On the bus to Chuckawalla
They got me chained to Roberto
Tat on his face he was fidgety
Shook as can be as we pullin' in (hm)
They take my picture, unchain me
They give me my state I.D. (thanks)
Then they took me to a room
And told me to "spread your cheeks" (ewww...)
I was like, "Like this?" (like this?)
They like, "Yeah, but rake your nuts"
Rake... rake my nuts?
Like pull 'em up?
Yes
Oh, okay
They made me squat and cough (ah... ah...)
Standard procedure, I'm wid it (it's cool)
After I finished, I had a minute with the guard
Say to him, "Sir, I know this is bizarre
But the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?
Is it actually a thing in jail? Or...?"
He like, "Yeah"
I'm like, "Yeah?" (it really happens?)
He like, "Yeah" (isn't it your job to protect people?)

Getting walked to my cell (we got a white boy)
Walking through jail (wooo wooo wooo, woo yeah!)
Shit is like hell (you dead, you dead)
It's just like the movies (gettin' fucked!)
Screaming and hollering, hooting (fresh meat!)
A black guy said, "I'll break your back!" (on your back now!)
Hispanic guy ask, "What that mouth like?" (I'm 'a need that)
A neo-Nazi just smiles... (hmm)

We get to my.... cell
Got a cellmate named Raheem (hi, I'm Dave!)
Good dude, wonder why he in (I'm Raheem)
Then he asked me what I even did (what'd you do?)
I explained the whole thing, (yeah)
Was performing, (yeah)
Showed my nuts, (huh?)
Totally innocent, like...
Well, I did it, but it was an innocent act
It's not a big deal
Now I'm here in Chuckawalla for two years for exposing myself to minors
"Whoa, whoa. You a pedophile?" Raheem said
No, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story
Okay, okay, okay, you cannot let anyone know this
Why? It's not a big...
If they find out, then it's over
Over?
You raped, dead, maybe...
Raped, dead?
Let's just think of solutions instead
Raped, dead?
In here there's the blacks and the Mexicans
Well, what about those white supremacists? (heh)
They see that you're Jewish it's evident (it's evident? What does...)
The blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you (true)
You gotta pick one of them for protection (who?)
The blacks or the Mexicans? (yes)
Uh, I mean, I guess
I'll go blacks, right? Blacks
Okay
I just don't know much about Mexicans (I hear you)
Like, at home I would hang out with blacks (go with blacks then..)
Well, how do they know I'm with blacks?
Like... how do I refer to it?
Do I say "Blacks"? (you won't have to say...)
I feel like it'd be weird
If I said, "I'm with the blacks" (it's not like that)
How is it referred to?
Don't worry, I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us

Three o'clock rec ball
Pretty solid courts, real good runs
Watched on the sidelines, didn't try to run
Calling for next would be calling for death
Real good black dude roll his ankle (ewww...)
Mexican guy on the side says, "Ay, carumbo"
Now there's a squad, that's only got four players
And in jail the other team picks his replacement
They look around and my heart started racing
One guy is beelining straight up at David
'Cause they probably think I'm a horrible player
They like, "All right, take this white, skinny bitch"
Little did they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court
First play hit 'em with a cross, up-fake (swoosh)
Next play, wide open three, like... wet (swoosh)
The yard taking notice, (yo)
I take a charge, but they don't even notice (bro)
Don't leave him open, his jumper is potent (ha)
Pat on the back
Feel like a black
Dap, dap, dap

All the sudden, a Mexican guy
Walks on the court and says
"Stop the game. Stop the game. Stop the game."
Gets in my face
Says, "You know what he did?"
Everyone's frozen in place
You know what he did? (what'd he do? What'd he do?)
He raped some kids
Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true! I said
He said, "One was my niece!"

Hold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper, I was on stage (you ain't no motherfuckin' rapper)
Yes, I am (we gon' rape you)
No, I am a rapper
I'll spit, you want me to spit?
I'll fucking spit! I'll...
You 'bout to get fucked, pendejo!
Listen, my dick sucks, my dick sucks
Uh. That's just a hook
Remember the name, Don Quixote
That's the guy that will fuck you later
Okay, chismoso? (hahaha)
Then he walked away
I tried to play it cool, I'm like, "Back to the game"
Punched in the back, (ah)
Thrown off the court
I'm like, "I'm with the Blacks!" (that made it worse)
Smack! Smack! Smack!
I'm like, "I didn't rape no kids, I just showed my sack
You never did that, like, with your friends?" (ain't fuck nah, pussy)
It was just a joke!
I believe in the art of the joke (that don't sound very funny)
Yeah, but you should've seen it, it worked
They laughed, the joke was successful
They whipped my ass, (pa pa)
Now I'm not with the blacks (you ain't black)

Lick my wounds in my cell (eeehhuuu)
Tell Raheem all the facts (this guy walked on the court...)
He like, "Oh, no! Don Quixote?" (yeah)
That's the most dangerous Mexican (really?)
And now all the Blacks not protecting you
Yeah, no shit, and by the way
They didn't take kindly to me saying I was with the blacks
Well, now... (offft)
Now everyone's got the "green light" (green light?)
I wish I could make it be right (Raheem...)
You're definitely gonna get raped (raped, dead?)
If I were you, I'd learn to fight
I can't fight, I'd lose every fight
Instead of fighting back
What if I offer, like, willing head?
Willing head?
I'm like, "Yeah"
Willing head?
Yeah

Think about it
Nobody wants to fight (that's not true)
I would much rather give consensual head
Than get fucked up my ass and die
Well, it's not gon' be an option like that
No, no, hear me out
What if one day up in the caf I stuck a paper on the wall? (a paper?)
Yeah, a sign-up sheet (a sign-up sheet?)
Yeah, with time slots (what... time slots?)
Yeah, for head
You know, if you, if you don't rape me
I'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail
And I'll be such a joy, so pleasant
What a great companion I could be (I don't think...)
This is so smart (uh...)
Yeah! Uh...
Then word would get around about the head
And everybody would start to realize
The second I'm raped, that the head off the table
Better than anal
The brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel

You're not gonna have the option like that, cuh
It's... it's cool when you say "cuh"
Like "cuz", but you... "cuh"
Where you from, Raheem?
Man, I gotta nap
Oh, when you wake, then

Caf, tuna fish (ugh)
Actually surprised because this shit fire, (hmm)
Usually I'm real picky with my tuna type
Only like my mom's and Subway's
Did you guys know
That Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonald's?
No one responded
Tap Raheem's shoulder, I said
"Did you know that, Raheem?" (uh)
He like, "What?"
That Subway's the biggest chain?
Bigger than McDonald's (no)

Waking back to me cell, (aye)
Just me and the guard, I feel greasy (yeah)
All the sudden he bail (what the fuck)
Then as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote (fuck)
Fuck, this is it, oh, my God
Dave, you're so raped (fuck)
Thought of my options, he started approaching (oh)
I'm like, "Quixote, relax. I'm open to it"
Come here

Kissed on his neck
Licked on his ears
Took off his shirt
Kissed on his stomach, his chest is... so bulbous
But I'm playing my part (yeah)
He fallin' hard, (yeah)
I got his heart (yeah)
I get down to my knees, aye
Tease, aye
Whipped out the dick (oh, my God, so big, ah...)
Veins, everywhere, so many veins
Off-colored dick
Darker than I expected
I realized in that moment
I've never seen a Mexicano's dick before
Spit on the dick (pusst)
His guard fallen
Cocked his head back real slow
And then said, "Ay, carumbo"
Plan coming to fruition
I open wide, put the tip in
And I close my eyes, and pray to God and...
Then I bit off his dick (ay, carumbo)
Spit out his dick (ugh!)
He fell to his knees...
Blood everywhere
Don Quixote is dead

Hearsay lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

Coming live from the stash house
Taking all of the trash out
High ceiling like Shaq's house
Every time that I rap now
They all want me to pay dues
Trap here like escape rooms
Heating up like it's late June
Stop believing the fake news (huh, huh)
Ain't no doubt about it, my dick getting crowded
Why they do me foul now?
Fuck it, bucket, count it (and one, uh)
They're calling me soft, they're not really wrong
I'm rocking velour (huh)
You not on a boat, well that doesn't matter
We going for shore
No jewelry on me, they took it off me like I'm Ben Baller
They got me up in court, I'm with the set like Travis Barker
Ain't no capping with this paper like a Magic Marker
They can't jack it, I'm a fire starter
Wait, wait, wait

Give me that velour outfit, nigga
Sure, anything
Gimme your shoes too, bruh
Please, don't hurt me. I'll do fucking anything
We gon' tie you up, bruh
Say less

In and out the back quick
They cannot see me like I'm backlit
Everybody told me I was batshit
Now they looking past like a has-been
Stay up in the back like an ad-lib
They ain't really cracking like a ChapStick lip
They don't wanna see the lil' dick kid growing any bigger than he is
But I swing big, don't I?
Smoking marijuana
I want to sit down and just chop it up, Benihana
I'm cold-blooded with this shit, I'm coming like iguana
They should never really judge us for this shit, Your Honor
That would be

H-E-A-Rsay
Why, that's hearsay
Mobbing with the gang
If you hating then it's fear-based
You don't know a thing 'bout us baby, that is clear as day
I'm just with my friends smoking marijuana
H-E-A-Rsay
Why, that's hearsay
Mobbing with the gang
If you hating then it's fear-based
You don't know a thing 'bout us baby, that is clear as day
I'm just with my friends smoking marijuana