HAHAHA lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

That's a joke, that's a joke

Ha-ha-ha (Ha), they gettin' roast (They gettin' roast)

Ha-ha-ha (That's a joke), that's a joke (Ha-ha)

Ha-ha-ha (Ha), what a joke (Ha, ha-ha-ha)

Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm 'a get the last laugh, now, right here

I remember I was gettin' by 'til I had to get it all

Could just be a movie star now, but I'm just gettin' to the punchline of everything

So buckle up 'cause this a long ride like a limousine

My girl love when I spoon her all night like vanilla bean

I like drinkin' Hennessy

I got a lot of rappers in me, pause, now they wrapped around my finger, wedding ring

Everything got aligned and up

Super calculated like a TI-83 Plus (whoa)

I was out in China, gettin' the bread, rappin' to 'em

No, I wasn't but you believe me 'cause I'm the type of guy that could be rappin' out in China

I'm swimmin' in vagina

I get it, I do it, sometimes I fuck for fitness (Woo)

I got the pussy off Olympics, sweatin' like Olympics

I need to take a breather but she pleadin' say she need it

Back to back to back (Uh), like I'm Kobe, Shaq

I don't know but I got Storch Scott up in my ear and he like, "Dave, you gotta booya on that back" (Yeah)

If I went back on Bumble

Bet the servers probably crumble

I am just another mogul 'til I'm not one

It's hard to say nothin' like you up on Hot Ones

I just got the new facts, and they say I'm top one

Women shave they pussy smooth, lookin' like a Ken doll

Should've said a Barbie doll

Oh well

Goodbye, au revoir

Y'all in limbo, raised the bar

I get on racks like my arm bar (Uh)

I gave my best friend my old car (Uh)

I tried to tell you, I'm a winner, it's just a matter of when (Woo)

I hit the club up with the players then get brunch with JM (Facts)

All this smoke, these gold singles make me pow

If the shit ain't platinum, what the fuck we talking 'bout

Baby, I just bought a house

Baby, ain't no shoes allowed

Baby, my girl so goddamn tanned

She look racially ambiguous, picture this

I'm on prime time, gettin' head while I watch myself up on prime time

Gettin' head and I'm even in a few commercials

And the commercial breaks sellin' sex

Literally what's your hundo?

I got the block on lock like I'm Mutombo (Ooh, yeah)

The way I write, you might as well call me Drumbo (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

This check for me or am I seein' double?

I would lift weights at the gym but then I'm like, "Why?" (Why would I do that?)

I'm a nice guy, gas when I walk by

I just got a package in the mail and I fucked twice

Juggin', finessin', LeBron up in my mentions

They peanut-butter jealous, I'm on her like Nutella

These motherfuckers, they done lost me

Everything I'm doin' lofty

I'm kinda wearin' on 'em like a soft tee

I got it ground up like coffee

I had an '06 write it up, wilding out

Back in '06, I was talkin about graduatin', now I'm on Wild 'N Out

Time has changed, got a lil grayness in my hair, I don't care

I gotta face it, I ain't never know how the money payment workin'

There's a person, couple people probably, I don't even bother

Big up to the father, he be so responsible and so logical

What am I even doin'? Why am I rappin' like this? I'm such a loser

I hate when rappers try to rap fast

Make the kids dance (Ayy), women lick my anus (whoa)

Think pieces on me, New York Times, I made it (whoa)

I'm fuckin' like a fable, doggy style why she kegels

Then we eat a couple bagels with The LOX word to Jada (Jada told me I'm the best)

And guess what? I'm the "it" guy for America (Oh)

Don't mind me, I'm over here just redefinin' the alpha male (Woo)

Don't mind me, I'm over here just gettin' all the opps (All the opps)

How they rappin'? I been workin' on my craft, makin' it happen (Work, work)

We should make a bracket

Don't forget that I'm the comedian, but I'm better than the rappers?

That's a joke, that's a joke

Ha-ha-ha (Ha), they gettin' roast (They gettin' roast)

Ha-ha-ha (That's a joke), that's a joke (Ha-ha)

Ha-ha-ha (Ha), what a joke (Ha, ha-ha-ha)

Ally's Song lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I fucked the whole thing up

I did it all backwards

Now I'm all alone with my rap verse

I can barely share a password

I said we'd dance, I left you there (Oh)

I left me there too

You had my back, I puked on you (Oh)

I chased my dream so much, it ran

I can't make jokes without your laugh, it seems

I'd do anything to melt you, I took you for granted

I'll give you belly rubs too, I did you like the rabbit

It's killing me to kill you, and you were the magic

But I fucked the whole thing up

I did it all backwards

Now I'm all alone with my rap verse

You were the best at my worst

And I miss you, Owly (Hoot-hoot)

I'm lost without you, hoot-hoot

(I fucked the whole thing up)

And you know 'bout me

I know you think you won't grow 'round me

But there's a lie you don't know about me

Meet me at the spot, you won't go without me

But maybe I'm just in denial

I just thought that what we had was undeniable

Narrators aren't always so reliable

I know I said what I should've done

Then I stole your heart like a hoodlum

I know all types of ways to make you laugh

But you know in the end, I'll make you sad

And I know in the end, I'll make you proud

But if you wanted closure, I'm the wrong guy around (Wrong guy around)

But maybe we could take a chance tonight

Maybe we could maybe do it right

Maybe I could do it all over again

Or not, maybe we'll just be best friends

Or not, maybe we'll just try to pretend

That it's not—

That's a lot

And I, I would tell you I was wrong, but I'm right

I could ask for another night with this song

But I'd rather have another song for a night

'Cause maybe then I'll get to see my girl for the night

I fucked the whole thing up

I did it all backwards

Now I'm all alone with my rap verse

You were the best at my worst

And I miss you, Owly (Hoot-hoot)

I'm lost without you, hoot-hoot

Harrison Ave lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I love you, but you know, oh (Yes, I do)

I love you, but you know, oh

Let's take it back (Ayy, ayy)

Let's take it back (Ayy)

I didn't have a chance

I was walking with my bag down the street to Harrison Ave

Summer's over, back to class, way before I had a sedan

Hit the bus stop and then glanced at the kids, and then bam

I saw Brittany for the first time, I was in a trance

Who the hell was this? New chick I never met

Was friends with girls, but I hadn't really been attracted to nobody yet

But eighth grade, was going crazy, this bitch was so amazing

Walked up and said, "Hi, I'm Dave," and then shit changed (Love)

She told me she just moved into town

I knew it, no doubt, I loved this girl inside and out

Her beautiful smile, her hair and her style were drivin' me wild

We sat together on the bus, we sat together every lunch

She has me switching up the polos and ditchin' yo-yo's

I went from moving solo-dolo to being so

O-B-S-E-double-S-E-D

Thought about her constantly, on Kazaa burning her CDs

'Cause I saw her and she saw me (Aw)

But back then, I was gross (Ugh)

I'd do the most for a joke (Ah)

I'd show my asshole to girls (Man)

And I just really wasn't the brand of guy that would get the girls

I had no facial hair, just curls

And all my friends had kissed a girl except me

And I just wanted to be realistic about it

I didn't want to mess the whole thing up (No)

And I just loved being around her

So I took the best friend route (Oh)

That shit was so fun, I don't care what any of you guys say

The hottest girl I ever met tickling my arm, going to the mall with her, chatting on AOL all night

We talked about plenty things, everything we could

How he parents treated her and how she felt misunderstood

She would tell me shit on AIM in person that she never could

I talked her through it

I took a ton of pride up in the fact that I made her feel good (Yeah)

Started hanging out up in the basements

Playin' "Spin the Bottle", watchin' her turn land on Jason

I closed my eyes until we played the nervous game

Where I would place my hand up on her breast over her bra

That was incredible, that was raw, I jerked off to that all fall

Winter snow days watching the television like, "Come on"

Seeing what the hell they call, hit the landline and I call

Hope she picks up, not her mom

But you'll never know what's coming

When you're young and you're in love

High school next year, this a problem

Sophmores, juniors, seniors, everybody saw her

I remember browsing Blockbuster with her

When this senior cocksucker told her she looked beautiful

She blushed, he was popular, I just stood to the side and waited

Obviously, they started dating

Harrison Ave. just wasn't the same without her

The bus stop, he drove her to school

In a car with rims and real big bass

Hated this guy, I hated their vibe, I hated his face

I waited for their demise, but it never seemed to happen

She was too attached and he latched on

Now she leavin' my friend group

Smokin', drinkin' with them dudes

Oh no, we are not ready for that

We got pizza by the slice, big ol' shoutout to Frank's

Thats where I was when I found out that they were having sex (Fuck)

I hit the beach just to meet her, but they already left

And her presence was missed, but she still my best friend

Mozzarella sticks, I never sat with her at lunch

I strategize my hallway walk so I could see her some

The only class we had together, Spanish, what the fuck?

I was Carlos, she was Mia

Why did they make us choose Spanish names, by the way?

Isn't that insane? (Yes) I digress

Of course he cheated on her, she would call me so depressed

But she kept goin' back, mapquestin', printin' out directions

I designated drive to his parties, that shit was so—

I was soft, I was pussy, I was weak, I was lame

But whatever, I'm in ninth grade, what the hell could I say? (Uh)

But one time I stayed home, his party got busted by the po-po

It made me so, so, so, so, so, so happy

He got grounded and the dance was this week (Ha)

I never went to those, but now she could just stay home with me (Hey)

Why didn't I go to them?

Okay, 'cause I was scared of getting boners on the dance floor

The whole thing was overwhelming, it was just a bizarre social situation

I didn't drink, everyone did, whatever, back to the story (Uh)

I was excited to just chill with her, return to our glory

Then she like, "Dave, wait, we should go to the dance together" (Huh?)

"Just be my date"

I'm like, "What?" She like, "Yeah," I'm like, "Uh"

I came and came, my brain just said yes (Ya)

Popularity-wise, this is a jetpack and I miss my friend

And obviously I was fully in love with her, so I said, "Okay, no problem"

I got my suit with my mama

Then we all met up at a fella's house to take a few pics

Sixteen girls, sixteen guys, parents filming this shit (Ooh)

I pull up with my mama, oh my God, there's a problem

The fucking guy isn't grounded, he's really there with his arm around her

I couldn't believe it, she said that he showed up and surprised her

And then of course somebody's like, "We gotta take a wide pic" (Everyone)

Thirty-three people, only one had no date

My mama asking me why, but I felt way too ashamed

So I just lied, I told her that I knew this was happening

And that everything was good, and I could not abandon that

So I went with them, in the limo, in the dinner

Macaroni Grill, I'm the thirty-third wheel, is this is real?

But it got worse, right before the bill

A bunch of waiters and waitresses bringing cake to my table

They're all singing happy birthday to me

(What) Happy birthday to me

Not my birthday and of course this fucking restaurant has this custom

Where you gotta stand up on the table

And wave a fucking napkin while everyone stares

I saw the older guys laugh, so I just played into it

I'm on the table dancing, embarrassed, but no one knew it

Except Britney did and she had been drinking, shit

The water bottle full of liquor lower than my confidence

I said I had to piss, hoping that she would just follow me

She did, and I walked right past the bathroom into the parking lot

Where I told her, I told her everything on my mind, I told her everything

Every single song that made me think about her every day

Everybody said that we're just kids, but that never changed

The fact that to this kid, you were his everything

The next part, I will never forget

She walked right up to me slowly, then she gave me a kiss (Uh)

First kiss, ah, no way, no, oh my God (Woah)

Then she said, "I love you too"

I didn't believe her at first, I thought she was drunk (Oh my god)

But then the next day she was singing the same song? (Woo)

She ran over to my crib and was all over me

We started kissing, touching, blushing, gushing

There was no humping yet, not then, but I would settle for love

Got my first handjob in a park, really came out the mud (Uh)

I couldn't believe, it was a dream

I planted my seed on Harrison Avenue yet again

I really did it, huh? (Yeah)

And then all of a sudden, it was done

Just a month long and then she moved on

I never knew someone could make you feel so right and so wrong

So good and so bad, either way, I had what I had

And to show me I was who I was, and that I was worthy of love

I love you, but you know, oh

I love you, girl (I'm still emotional, man)

I love you, but you know, oh

I love you, girl (I'm still evolving)

I love you, girl

I love you, but you know, oh

Burst lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

(Got it on Smash)

I'm a hopeless romantic

I just got left that hurt

She was my best and worst

Come and collect your shirts

It cannot get much worse

Fuck it, I'ma ball like nerd (Woo, woo)

Fuck it, I'ma ball like Durk

Hopin' that my heart don't burst

Either way, I'll be Milly Rockin' in this bitch (Yeah)

Time of my life

I was just, we were just, we were just

Chillin', gettin' high (We were just, we were just doin' drugs)

I made you happy

I made you dance, I made you plans

I made you laugh, I made you cry

I was that guy, but I guess I'm just another guy

I just got left that hurt

She was my best and worst

Come and collect your shirts

It cannot get much worse

Fuck it, I'ma ball like nerd (Woo, woo)

Fuck it, I'ma ball like Durk

Hopin' that my heart don't burst

Either way, I'll be Milly Rockin' in this bitch

Someday

I'ma meet my girl one day

We gon' eat ice creams Sundaes (Hmm)

We gon' take walks on Sunday (Ha)

The last time, I had it all wrong

But there's first dates in my iCal

And I can't wait to refund love

And call mom up about my girl

I'm like, uh

People tell me that I'll know in my gut

I don't even know what I'll have for lunch

Everybody sayin' that it'll come when I least expect it

I'm like, "Great, I give up"

Maybe I'll meet someone on these apps

I comb, I watch, I scroll, I write, I roll (Ay)

I rock the shows, I talk with hoes (Ay)

I bag a chick, I'm the man, you know

(I just got left that hurt)

(She was my best and worst)

(Come and collect your shirts)

(It cannot get much worse)

(Fuck it, I'ma ball like nerd)

(Fuck it, I'ma ball like Durk)

(Hopin' that my heart don't burst)

Either way, I'll be Milly Rockin' in this bitch (Ay)

Time of my life

I was just, we were just, we were just

Chillin', gettin' high (We were just, we were just doin' drugs)

(I know, I know)

(I know, I know)

(I know, I know)

(I'm a hopeless romantic)

(I'm a hopeless romantic)

(I'm a hopeless romantic)

Second Coming lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I say this with the utmost sincerity, I am the next Kanye West

Except, I'm white

Your rap name is literally a small penis joke

It's actually a super-intellectual commentary on hyper-masculinity

You don't understand, I always felt like I was the biggest star on the planet

We don't just got anybody in the spot right now

We got Lil Dicky in here, he one of the best new rappers in the game

That's what I'm saying, I'm tryna figure out, I don't even know what this means yet

What Lil Dicky is? He a legend, bro

Ain't you T-T-G? Trained to go? Let's go, baby

We goin' straight to the mountain top, Mount Rushmore type shit

I don't know, man, I feel like there's like a deeper level of artistry that I could tap into

You have a loathing for where you come from

But a fear that it's all you have

Yeah

Bring the sheep to the man, I do everything I can

Got a million on the 'Gram (Ayy), follow me or you'll be damned

North side, east side, Jesus Christ

Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch (Woo)

Count the days, it's almost here

Talkin' cray, but you convinced, wait

Heaven sent, I am nothing like the present men

Wasn't fuckin' with the president

This world got way too sensitive

It's so evident we let the devil in

I'm not a reverend, I'm irreverent

But still, I'm colder than The Revenant

I put the effort in to be a better man, let 'em in

Ayy, I be walking 'round the town, talkin' what I'm 'bout

Walkin' all around, drawin' all the crowds

Garnerin' the clout, callin' all 'em out

Followin' devout, volleyin' the doubt

Swallowin' it down, hollerin' it loud

They know not what they do (No, no, no, wait)

They're tryna box in a Jew? (No, no, no, wait)

PG with the crack, gotta come back

Got a lil' bread, took that

Made a lotta more bread, now the gang gettin' fed

Bring a lunch bag, all of my friends started poppin' in advance

All the seeds turn to plants, full circle like a hubcap

You can hear the chants, everybody had a chance

Everybody tryna dance when I pull up with the jams

Everybody goin' ham, young man got a plan

They don't even understand

Ayy, shoutout my man, shoutout my plug

I was just blessed, this how it was

I am obsessed, I will not budge

I am a mensch, let me spread love

I could do it with the hands tied (Ayy)

Fuck that water, where the damn wine?

Makin' miracles, every time

Super lyrical, on God (On God)

Back again, you know I had to wait (Woo)

They don't wanna see me levitate (Woo)

Anybody who is in the way, I'm sorry, I just had to do it anyway

I could do this shit any way

Wake 'em up, it's a new day

You could kill me? I don't know

Do you feel me? I don't know

Shit I'm doin' now? I don't know

But you nose like Gonzo

I'm big bro like Lonzo

Have more fun like blonde hoes

Get free drinks like combos

Run this back, more time codes

Her ass on me, prompose

I take that like Sean (Take that) Combs

Riding 'round with my tens (Woo)

Blowin' green, the buffet is hand on my cock like we all friends, ayy

Better make the amens

Better say them amens

The word gon' ring like, "Brr" (Ayy)

My new flow cold like, "Brr" (Ayy)

But I am never sniffin', drippin' like I'm water comin' out the kitchen

Skippin' on the water, I ain't even sinkin', I ain't even trippin'

I don't got no image, I don't gotta spend it

Y'all are so invented, I am so inventive

I am on a mission, I ain't with the fibbin'

I am not a chicken, I am somethin' different

Lying isn't in me

Try and come get me, why the crucifixion?

You know what I'm sayin'?

You wanna be a legend or you wanna live like a peasant?

I Love Myself lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I love myself, I do

Every morning, every night

I love myself, I do

I love myself, I love my will

They said I won't, I bet I will

I love my flaws, I love what's real

I won't feel full 'til I'm fulfilled

I had a hole in my soul

Nobody knew what I know

Always been a know it all

Broke down the moment my songs were posted

Wasn't always 'bout how it goes

I was tryna get the downloads

But before I had the upvotes

It was down low on my bones

And my parents said, "Don't do it"

All my friends lookin' like, "Are you nuts?"

Never time for reflections

But the man in the reflection

Held me down, wasn't cocky, just convinced

I remember bein' held down when they made fun of my dick, lil' dick

I would say I'm nothin' without all you

But I had to love me before all you

Please, don't forget yourself

I've barely met myself

Can't go through life like I didn't

I wanna scream that I did it

I can't keep up with myself

I won't be anyone else

I had to feel what I felt

I will keep lovin' my—

Self, myself

Woo, love myself

I love myself (Woo, woo, woo)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

LD

A.K.A. (ay, around with my shooter)

The shoe horn

I got the big shoes to fill this time

Kareem (ay) Abdul (ay), Kareem (ay) Abdul-Jabbar (Ooh)

These hooks got me scorin' (ay), see me comin' from afar (Woo)

Kareem (ay) Abdul (Ooh), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

This is my lane, let me show you how to ball

Sweeter than FroYo (Oh, oh), but I'm colder than hobos (Brr)

And I never get F.O.M.O. (What's that?)

Got 'em watchin' me in slow mo' (Rewind that)

Her brother lookin' at me like, "Hey" (Hey)

"Fuck her, bro" (Fuck her, bro)

Literally, I am the Trojan man (Huh, facts)

And I'ma star it up, look at how I start up

I'm about to get big, rappin' just like Diddy did (ay)

I be out here, somethin' like a citizen (ay)

All over the bread like cinnamon (ay)

I was just playin' ball on ESPN (Oh)

whoa, jumpside, jumpside

Good pussy waitin' at the crib like a house cat (Bar)

They waitin' on my buzz like the out bat (Bar)

I pull up like Steph, don't doubt that

If you don't take no "L"'s, can you bounce back?

Big vouch, y'all gettin' rinsed like bounce (Uh, I told you)

I make women blush (Why?) Just 'cause I'm around (Overwhelming force, yeah)

Elevator, kissin' at the Ritz

My rap name a joke about a dick (whoa)

They said I was finished, yeah, I

Kareem (Ooh) Abdul (ay), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (—Bar)

These hooks got me scorin', see me comin' from afar (ay)

Kareem (Woo) Abdul (Abdul), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

This is my lane, let me show you how to ball (Ball, yeah)

I remember when I couldn't jerk off the threesomes 'cause it felt too unrealistic

No longer the case, I'm in the Oculus doin' it, not in real life, but

Guys like me get to Heaven, I think, right? I'll wait and see

In and out with the bag like I'm makin' that tea

These girls kiss and tell when they kissin' on me (Oh my God)

What is his dick like? What is his breath like?

What are his soaps like? What is his stroke like?

What is his acne on the back? Is it real?

Is it really that cystic? (Ooh, yes)

Had another ask me for tickets, like I deal with logistics

Like I'm not artistic, I might be autistic (ay)

Television show, ah (Ah)

Body cameras like the cops (Woop)

I just sold new script (ay)

Flipped up a new whip (Whip, whip, whip)

But I can't buy a new dick (No)

So I'm on the same old shit, like

Kareem Abdul (Ooh), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Ooh, ooh)

These hooks got me scorin' (Ooh, ooh), see me comin' from afar (ay, keep goin' guys)

Kareem (ay) Abdul (Ooh), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

This is my lane, let me show you how to ball (Ball, yeah)

I Met A Girl lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

How did I get all of this

Yet still end up like this?

All alone. What'd I miss?

So many dates even datin' got dated

I let her go too soon

I was scared of you, and now I'm just sad at you

All of these stones that I turned, I forgot who my rock was

Batman and Robin, it's comical how I'll keep runnin' from problems

I don't act my age at all, I don't change at all

But I'm great, ask 'em all

I need somebody right now, but I don't think she'll hear me out

And my time is runnin' out

I met a girl, thank God

I met a girl, oh my

She makes me feel alive

She makes me need a life

I met a girl, thank God

Going Gray lyrics - Lil Dicky

Shit go down, shit go up

Another round up in my cup

Slow it down, I'm in no rush

I'm a child but I'm gettin' older (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

I'm gettin' older

And it's 'round and around we go

Through the up and downs, we scroll

Growin' up I was a peon

Fantasizin' what I'd be on

Never thinkin' it would be gone

How do we know if we're doin' it so wrong?

I haven't seen my home friends in so long (That's just life)

Greys get plucked, my back is fucked (Fuck)

And I gotta learn TikTok (TikTok, TikTok, tic-tic-tic)

Used to play ball twice a week, now I can't really play that much

Used to drink bottles to pregame, now I can't really drink that much

Eat a little bit and I gain weight

Love stayin' in on Fridays

In a traffic jam on the highway, I want a bae

Shit go down, shit go up

Another round up in my cup

Slow it down, I'm in no rush

I'm a child but I'm gettin' older (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

I'm gettin' older (I'm goin' gray lately, yeah)

I'm goin' gray, I'm goin' gray

(Fadin' away, fadin' away)

Time goes fast, gotta make it last, chasin' on a high

Everyone's lives, happenin' live

Look at my parents, they can't die

Who will tell me how to live my life?

Gotta hit my goals

Don't know what I want, but I know I want more

Gotta let 'em know that I've been on this globe, before it explodes

What is it for?

Out here, gettin' lucky

Thinking 'bout havin' kids, lot of upkeep

Nowadays I don't date for fun

I'm fucked 'less I find the one

I can't leap so I just run

And all my friends are findin' love (Is it real?)

Still holdin' my grudge

Ex girl didn't budge

Time's tickin' on the fallout

Shit go down, shit go up

Another round up in my cup

Slow it down, I'm in no rush

I'm a child but I'm gettin' older

I'm gettin' older (I'm goin' gray lately, yeah)

I'm goin' gray (I'm goin' gray), I'm goin' gray (I'm goin' gray)

(Fadin' away, fadin' away)

Don't slow down on my behalf

I'll still rain, you are my pain

YG Interlude lyrics - Lil Dicky & YG

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

[YG:]

I thought this dude was a rapper

Man, yo, Peter Parker's scared to rap

Hey D, fuck it man

Hey, let's make a beat from scratch

Fuck this nigga

Wait

[Lil Dicky:]

Allow me to tell y'all what I'm 'bout

Like a dinner you got reservations but I'm 'bout to eat up all the doubt

Hey come on, I'm a flower let me sprout

Looking like I'm straight out of Comic-Con

Scrawny don

Hungry Ramadan

My mamma wrong

She don't think I got a job, but I'ma make great cheese like Parmesan

I'm hardly on, but the rent paid 'cause you know that pussy flow good I menstruate

If we got off on the wrong foot like Bengay

It's because I'm higher than a bitch, men's pay

Rappers thinking that they hot

Blow your nose motherfuckers, it's not

I ain't never fought a man in my life

I have only slept with 4 different girls

Still you can get it tho, get every crevice tho

Come on some chicken like fresh mozzarella

Hella good Ebonics, I think like a comic

My females got bombs on they body like they were Jihadists

And my libido is scary like Magic Johnson near mosquitoes

I'm tactical, I'm back and forth, from acting dull to rapping for you

Attracting lore in the faction, when the track's record

It's about to put me on the racks like a fashion store

I just want a girl let me hit it on a work day

I don't think my dick has grown at all since the first grade

I'm 'a get the cake with my gifts like a birthday

Separate it with my lines like two lanes

I don't want a Grammy bro, I've got two and their fairly old

Stay with more bars than a graph I'm on top of the class

Hop in the bath with a bad little lady with ass

I'm making her laugh, the neck like a baby giraffe

Shaking it fast, making it last, haters are mad saying I'm bad

It's like an eighth-grader training a class, it's crazy and blasphemous

I'm about to break 'em in half, I'm making my path

I'm waiting on my break like a cast

Somebody get ya boy a gig he got drive and flash

Like a flash drive