Harrison Ave lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I love you, but you know, oh (Yes, I do)
I love you, but you know, oh
Let's take it back (Ayy, ayy)
Let's take it back (Ayy)

I didn't have a chance
I was walking with my bag down the street to Harrison Ave
Summer's over, back to class, way before I had a sedan
Hit the bus stop and then glanced at the kids, and then bam
I saw Brittany for the first time, I was in a trance
Who the hell was this? New chick I never met
Was friends with girls, but I hadn't really been attracted to nobody yet
But eighth grade, was going crazy, this bitch was so amazing
Walked up and said, "Hi, I'm Dave," and then shit changed (Love)
She told me she just moved into town
I knew it, no doubt, I loved this girl inside and out
Her beautiful smile, her hair and her style were drivin' me wild
We sat together on the bus, we sat together every lunch
She has me switching up the polos and ditchin' yo-yo's
I went from moving solo-dolo to being so
O-B-S-E-double-S-E-D
Thought about her constantly, on Kazaa burning her CDs
'Cause I saw her and she saw me (Aw)
But back then, I was gross (Ugh)
I'd do the most for a joke (Ah)
I'd show my asshole to girls (Man)
And I just really wasn't the brand of guy that would get the girls
I had no facial hair, just curls
And all my friends had kissed a girl except me
And I just wanted to be realistic about it
I didn't want to mess the whole thing up (No)
And I just loved being around her
So I took the best friend route (Oh)
That shit was so fun, I don't care what any of you guys say
The hottest girl I ever met tickling my arm, going to the mall with her, chatting on AOL all night
We talked about plenty things, everything we could
How he parents treated her and how she felt misunderstood
She would tell me shit on AIM in person that she never could
I talked her through it
I took a ton of pride up in the fact that I made her feel good (Yeah)
Started hanging out up in the basements
Playin' "Spin the Bottle", watchin' her turn land on Jason
I closed my eyes until we played the nervous game
Where I would place my hand up on her breast over her bra
That was incredible, that was raw, I jerked off to that all fall
Winter snow days watching the television like, "Come on"
Seeing what the hell they call, hit the landline and I call
Hope she picks up, not her mom
But you'll never know what's coming
When you're young and you're in love
High school next year, this a problem
Sophmores, juniors, seniors, everybody saw her
I remember browsing Blockbuster with her
When this senior cocksucker told her she looked beautiful
She blushed, he was popular, I just stood to the side and waited
Obviously, they started dating
Harrison Ave. just wasn't the same without her
The bus stop, he drove her to school
In a car with rims and real big bass
Hated this guy, I hated their vibe, I hated his face
I waited for their demise, but it never seemed to happen
She was too attached and he latched on
Now she leavin' my friend group
Smokin', drinkin' with them dudes
Oh no, we are not ready for that
We got pizza by the slice, big ol' shoutout to Frank's
Thats where I was when I found out that they were having sex (Fuck)
I hit the beach just to meet her, but they already left
And her presence was missed, but she still my best friend
Mozzarella sticks, I never sat with her at lunch
I strategize my hallway walk so I could see her some
The only class we had together, Spanish, what the fuck?
I was Carlos, she was Mia
Why did they make us choose Spanish names, by the way?
Isn't that insane? (Yes) I digress
Of course he cheated on her, she would call me so depressed
But she kept goin' back, mapquestin', printin' out directions
I designated drive to his parties, that shit was so—
I was soft, I was pussy, I was weak, I was lame
But whatever, I'm in ninth grade, what the hell could I say? (Uh)
But one time I stayed home, his party got busted by the po-po
It made me so, so, so, so, so, so happy
He got grounded and the dance was this week (Ha)
I never went to those, but now she could just stay home with me (Hey)
Why didn't I go to them?
Okay, 'cause I was scared of getting boners on the dance floor
The whole thing was overwhelming, it was just a bizarre social situation
I didn't drink, everyone did, whatever, back to the story (Uh)
I was excited to just chill with her, return to our glory
Then she like, "Dave, wait, we should go to the dance together" (Huh?)
"Just be my date"
I'm like, "What?" She like, "Yeah," I'm like, "Uh"
I came and came, my brain just said yes (Ya)
Popularity-wise, this is a jetpack and I miss my friend
And obviously I was fully in love with her, so I said, "Okay, no problem"
I got my suit with my mama
Then we all met up at a fella's house to take a few pics
Sixteen girls, sixteen guys, parents filming this shit (Ooh)
I pull up with my mama, oh my God, there's a problem
The fucking guy isn't grounded, he's really there with his arm around her
I couldn't believe it, she said that he showed up and surprised her
And then of course somebody's like, "We gotta take a wide pic" (Everyone)
Thirty-three people, only one had no date
My mama asking me why, but I felt way too ashamed
So I just lied, I told her that I knew this was happening
And that everything was good, and I could not abandon that
So I went with them, in the limo, in the dinner
Macaroni Grill, I'm the thirty-third wheel, is this is real?
But it got worse, right before the bill
A bunch of waiters and waitresses bringing cake to my table
They're all singing happy birthday to me
(What) Happy birthday to me
Not my birthday and of course this fucking restaurant has this custom
Where you gotta stand up on the table
And wave a fucking napkin while everyone stares
I saw the older guys laugh, so I just played into it
I'm on the table dancing, embarrassed, but no one knew it
Except Britney did and she had been drinking, shit
The water bottle full of liquor lower than my confidence
I said I had to piss, hoping that she would just follow me
She did, and I walked right past the bathroom into the parking lot
Where I told her, I told her everything on my mind, I told her everything
Every single song that made me think about her every day
Everybody said that we're just kids, but that never changed
The fact that to this kid, you were his everything
The next part, I will never forget
She walked right up to me slowly, then she gave me a kiss (Uh)
First kiss, ah, no way, no, oh my God (Woah)
Then she said, "I love you too"
I didn't believe her at first, I thought she was drunk (Oh my god)
But then the next day she was singing the same song? (Woo)
She ran over to my crib and was all over me
We started kissing, touching, blushing, gushing
There was no humping yet, not then, but I would settle for love
Got my first handjob in a park, really came out the mud (Uh)
I couldn't believe, it was a dream
I planted my seed on Harrison Avenue yet again
I really did it, huh? (Yeah)
And then all of a sudden, it was done
Just a month long and then she moved on
I never knew someone could make you feel so right and so wrong
So good and so bad, either way, I had what I had
And to show me I was who I was, and that I was worthy of love

I love you, but you know, oh
I love you, girl (I'm still emotional, man)
I love you, but you know, oh
I love you, girl (I'm still evolving)
I love you, girl
I love you, but you know, oh

Burst lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

(Got it on Smash)
I'm a hopeless romantic

I just got left that hurt
She was my best and worst
Come and collect your shirts
It cannot get much worse
Fuck it, I'ma ball like nerd (Woo, woo)
Fuck it, I'ma ball like Durk
Hopin' that my heart don't burst
Either way, I'll be Milly Rockin' in this bitch (Yeah)

Time of my life
I was just, we were just, we were just
Chillin', gettin' high (We were just, we were just doin' drugs)
I made you happy
I made you dance, I made you plans
I made you laugh, I made you cry
I was that guy, but I guess I'm just another guy

I just got left that hurt
She was my best and worst
Come and collect your shirts
It cannot get much worse
Fuck it, I'ma ball like nerd (Woo, woo)
Fuck it, I'ma ball like Durk
Hopin' that my heart don't burst
Either way, I'll be Milly Rockin' in this bitch

Someday
I'ma meet my girl one day
We gon' eat ice creams Sundaes (Hmm)
We gon' take walks on Sunday (Ha)
The last time, I had it all wrong
But there's first dates in my iCal
And I can't wait to refund love
And call mom up about my girl
I'm like, uh
People tell me that I'll know in my gut
I don't even know what I'll have for lunch
Everybody sayin' that it'll come when I least expect it
I'm like, "Great, I give up"

Maybe I'll meet someone on these apps
I comb, I watch, I scroll, I write, I roll (Ay)
I rock the shows, I talk with hoes (Ay)
I bag a chick, I'm the man, you know

(I just got left that hurt)
(She was my best and worst)
(Come and collect your shirts)
(It cannot get much worse)
(Fuck it, I'ma ball like nerd)
(Fuck it, I'ma ball like Durk)
(Hopin' that my heart don't burst)
Either way, I'll be Milly Rockin' in this bitch (Ay)
Time of my life
I was just, we were just, we were just
Chillin', gettin' high (We were just, we were just doin' drugs)
(I know, I know)
(I know, I know)
(I know, I know)
(I'm a hopeless romantic)
(I'm a hopeless romantic)
(I'm a hopeless romantic)

Second Coming lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I say this with the utmost sincerity, I am the next Kanye West
Except, I'm white
Your rap name is literally a small penis joke
It's actually a super-intellectual commentary on hyper-masculinity
You don't understand, I always felt like I was the biggest star on the planet
We don't just got anybody in the spot right now
We got Lil Dicky in here, he one of the best new rappers in the game
That's what I'm saying, I'm tryna figure out, I don't even know what this means yet
What Lil Dicky is? He a legend, bro
Ain't you T-T-G? Trained to go? Let's go, baby
We goin' straight to the mountain top, Mount Rushmore type shit
I don't know, man, I feel like there's like a deeper level of artistry that I could tap into
You have a loathing for where you come from
But a fear that it's all you have
Yeah

Bring the sheep to the man, I do everything I can
Got a million on the 'Gram (Ayy), follow me or you'll be damned
North side, east side, Jesus Christ
Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch (Woo)
Count the days, it's almost here
Talkin' cray, but you convinced, wait
Heaven sent, I am nothing like the present men
Wasn't fuckin' with the president
This world got way too sensitive
It's so evident we let the devil in
I'm not a reverend, I'm irreverent
But still, I'm colder than The Revenant
I put the effort in to be a better man, let 'em in
Ayy, I be walking 'round the town, talkin' what I'm 'bout
Walkin' all around, drawin' all the crowds
Garnerin' the clout, callin' all 'em out
Followin' devout, volleyin' the doubt
Swallowin' it down, hollerin' it loud
They know not what they do (No, no, no, wait)
They're tryna box in a Jew? (No, no, no, wait)
PG with the crack, gotta come back
Got a lil' bread, took that
Made a lotta more bread, now the gang gettin' fed
Bring a lunch bag, all of my friends started poppin' in advance
All the seeds turn to plants, full circle like a hubcap
You can hear the chants, everybody had a chance
Everybody tryna dance when I pull up with the jams
Everybody goin' ham, young man got a plan
They don't even understand
Ayy, shoutout my man, shoutout my plug
I was just blessed, this how it was
I am obsessed, I will not budge
I am a mensch, let me spread love
I could do it with the hands tied (Ayy)
Fuck that water, where the damn wine?
Makin' miracles, every time
Super lyrical, on God (On God)
Back again, you know I had to wait (Woo)
They don't wanna see me levitate (Woo)
Anybody who is in the way, I'm sorry, I just had to do it anyway
I could do this shit any way
Wake 'em up, it's a new day
You could kill me? I don't know
Do you feel me? I don't know
Shit I'm doin' now? I don't know
But you nose like Gonzo
I'm big bro like Lonzo
Have more fun like blonde hoes
Get free drinks like combos
Run this back, more time codes
Her ass on me, prompose
I take that like Sean (Take that) Combs
Riding 'round with my tens (Woo)
Blowin' green, the buffet is hand on my cock like we all friends, ayy
Better make the amens
Better say them amens
The word gon' ring like, "Brr" (Ayy)
My new flow cold like, "Brr" (Ayy)
But I am never sniffin', drippin' like I'm water comin' out the kitchen
Skippin' on the water, I ain't even sinkin', I ain't even trippin'
I don't got no image, I don't gotta spend it
Y'all are so invented, I am so inventive
I am on a mission, I ain't with the fibbin'
I am not a chicken, I am somethin' different
Lying isn't in me
Try and come get me, why the crucifixion?

You know what I'm sayin'?
You wanna be a legend or you wanna live like a peasant?

I Love Myself lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I love myself, I do
Every morning, every night
I love myself, I do

I love myself, I love my will
They said I won't, I bet I will
I love my flaws, I love what's real
I won't feel full 'til I'm fulfilled
I had a hole in my soul
Nobody knew what I know
Always been a know it all
Broke down the moment my songs were posted
Wasn't always 'bout how it goes
I was tryna get the downloads
But before I had the upvotes
It was down low on my bones
And my parents said, "Don't do it"
All my friends lookin' like, "Are you nuts?"
Never time for reflections
But the man in the reflection
Held me down, wasn't cocky, just convinced
I remember bein' held down when they made fun of my dick, lil' dick
I would say I'm nothin' without all you
But I had to love me before all you

Please, don't forget yourself
I've barely met myself
Can't go through life like I didn't
I wanna scream that I did it
I can't keep up with myself
I won't be anyone else
I had to feel what I felt
I will keep lovin' my—

Self, myself
Woo, love myself
I love myself (Woo, woo, woo)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

LD
A.K.A. (ay, around with my shooter)
The shoe horn
I got the big shoes to fill this time

Kareem (ay) Abdul (ay), Kareem (ay) Abdul-Jabbar (Ooh)
These hooks got me scorin' (ay), see me comin' from afar (Woo)
Kareem (ay) Abdul (Ooh), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
This is my lane, let me show you how to ball

Sweeter than FroYo (Oh, oh), but I'm colder than hobos (Brr)
And I never get F.O.M.O. (What's that?)
Got 'em watchin' me in slow mo' (Rewind that)
Her brother lookin' at me like, "Hey" (Hey)
"Fuck her, bro" (Fuck her, bro)
Literally, I am the Trojan man (Huh, facts)
And I'ma star it up, look at how I start up
I'm about to get big, rappin' just like Diddy did (ay)
I be out here, somethin' like a citizen (ay)
All over the bread like cinnamon (ay)
I was just playin' ball on ESPN (Oh)

whoa, jumpside, jumpside
Good pussy waitin' at the crib like a house cat (Bar)
They waitin' on my buzz like the out bat (Bar)
I pull up like Steph, don't doubt that
If you don't take no "L"'s, can you bounce back?
Big vouch, y'all gettin' rinsed like bounce (Uh, I told you)
I make women blush (Why?) Just 'cause I'm around (Overwhelming force, yeah)
Elevator, kissin' at the Ritz
My rap name a joke about a dick (whoa)
They said I was finished, yeah, I

Kareem (Ooh) Abdul (ay), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (—Bar)
These hooks got me scorin', see me comin' from afar (ay)
Kareem (Woo) Abdul (Abdul), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
This is my lane, let me show you how to ball (Ball, yeah)

I remember when I couldn't jerk off the threesomes 'cause it felt too unrealistic
No longer the case, I'm in the Oculus doin' it, not in real life, but
Guys like me get to Heaven, I think, right? I'll wait and see
In and out with the bag like I'm makin' that tea
These girls kiss and tell when they kissin' on me (Oh my God)
What is his dick like? What is his breath like?
What are his soaps like? What is his stroke like?
What is his acne on the back? Is it real?
Is it really that cystic? (Ooh, yes)
Had another ask me for tickets, like I deal with logistics
Like I'm not artistic, I might be autistic (ay)
Television show, ah (Ah)
Body cameras like the cops (Woop)
I just sold new script (ay)
Flipped up a new whip (Whip, whip, whip)
But I can't buy a new dick (No)
So I'm on the same old shit, like

Kareem Abdul (Ooh), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Ooh, ooh)
These hooks got me scorin' (Ooh, ooh), see me comin' from afar (ay, keep goin' guys)
Kareem (ay) Abdul (Ooh), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
This is my lane, let me show you how to ball (Ball, yeah)

I Met A Girl lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

How did I get all of this
Yet still end up like this?
All alone. What'd I miss?
So many dates even datin' got dated
I let her go too soon
I was scared of you, and now I'm just sad at you
All of these stones that I turned, I forgot who my rock was
Batman and Robin, it's comical how I'll keep runnin' from problems
I don't act my age at all, I don't change at all
But I'm great, ask 'em all
I need somebody right now, but I don't think she'll hear me out
And my time is runnin' out

I met a girl, thank God
I met a girl, oh my
She makes me feel alive
She makes me need a life
I met a girl, thank God

Going Gray lyrics - Lil Dicky

Shit go down, shit go up
Another round up in my cup
Slow it down, I'm in no rush
I'm a child but I'm gettin' older (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
I'm gettin' older

And it's 'round and around we go
Through the up and downs, we scroll
Growin' up I was a peon
Fantasizin' what I'd be on
Never thinkin' it would be gone
How do we know if we're doin' it so wrong?
I haven't seen my home friends in so long (That's just life)
Greys get plucked, my back is fucked (Fuck)
And I gotta learn TikTok (TikTok, TikTok, tic-tic-tic)
Used to play ball twice a week, now I can't really play that much
Used to drink bottles to pregame, now I can't really drink that much
Eat a little bit and I gain weight
Love stayin' in on Fridays
In a traffic jam on the highway, I want a bae

Shit go down, shit go up
Another round up in my cup
Slow it down, I'm in no rush
I'm a child but I'm gettin' older (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
I'm gettin' older (I'm goin' gray lately, yeah)
I'm goin' gray, I'm goin' gray
(Fadin' away, fadin' away)

Time goes fast, gotta make it last, chasin' on a high
Everyone's lives, happenin' live
Look at my parents, they can't die
Who will tell me how to live my life?
Gotta hit my goals
Don't know what I want, but I know I want more
Gotta let 'em know that I've been on this globe, before it explodes
What is it for?
Out here, gettin' lucky
Thinking 'bout havin' kids, lot of upkeep
Nowadays I don't date for fun
I'm fucked 'less I find the one
I can't leap so I just run
And all my friends are findin' love (Is it real?)
Still holdin' my grudge
Ex girl didn't budge
Time's tickin' on the fallout

Shit go down, shit go up
Another round up in my cup
Slow it down, I'm in no rush
I'm a child but I'm gettin' older
I'm gettin' older (I'm goin' gray lately, yeah)
I'm goin' gray (I'm goin' gray), I'm goin' gray (I'm goin' gray)
(Fadin' away, fadin' away)

Don't slow down on my behalf
I'll still rain, you are my pain

YG Interlude lyrics - Lil Dicky & YG

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

[YG:]
I thought this dude was a rapper
Man, yo, Peter Parker's scared to rap
Hey D, fuck it man
Hey, let's make a beat from scratch
Fuck this nigga

Wait

[Lil Dicky:]
Allow me to tell y'all what I'm 'bout
Like a dinner you got reservations but I'm 'bout to eat up all the doubt
Hey come on, I'm a flower let me sprout
Looking like I'm straight out of Comic-Con
Scrawny don
Hungry Ramadan
My mamma wrong
She don't think I got a job, but I'ma make great cheese like Parmesan
I'm hardly on, but the rent paid 'cause you know that pussy flow good I menstruate
If we got off on the wrong foot like Bengay
It's because I'm higher than a bitch, men's pay
Rappers thinking that they hot
Blow your nose motherfuckers, it's not
I ain't never fought a man in my life
I have only slept with 4 different girls
Still you can get it tho, get every crevice tho
Come on some chicken like fresh mozzarella
Hella good Ebonics, I think like a comic
My females got bombs on they body like they were Jihadists

And my libido is scary like Magic Johnson near mosquitoes
I'm tactical, I'm back and forth, from acting dull to rapping for you
Attracting lore in the faction, when the track's record
It's about to put me on the racks like a fashion store

I just want a girl let me hit it on a work day
I don't think my dick has grown at all since the first grade
I'm 'a get the cake with my gifts like a birthday
Separate it with my lines like two lanes

I don't want a Grammy bro, I've got two and their fairly old
Stay with more bars than a graph I'm on top of the class
Hop in the bath with a bad little lady with ass
I'm making her laugh, the neck like a baby giraffe
Shaking it fast, making it last, haters are mad saying I'm bad
It's like an eighth-grader training a class, it's crazy and blasphemous
I'm about to break 'em in half, I'm making my path
I'm waiting on my break like a cast
Somebody get ya boy a gig he got drive and flash
Like a flash drive

No Fruits Or Vegetables lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I don't eat fruit or vegetables
I eat the pussy and other stuff

I don't eat fruit or vegetables
No fruits or vegetable, or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable

Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?
I would eat your mama's gushy but I won't eat no fruit
No fruits or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable
I am a professional of soaking grown up genitals
Women look at me and know for sure they heterosexual
They book me at the festivals, the crowds been going testicles

I'm still a kid, look at my dick
But I make these hits that'll shape your kids
If I shake my hips, they'll display their tits
It is weird yet lit, what a chain of events

I been fucking, I ate her ass
She came, I gasped, I win again
Won't make my bed. What? My mom got pissed
She said, "Don't rap"
Guess what? I did

Oh yeah, all my haters hands up on they heads
I'm abusing substances with guys in the NFL
I just stole a Perrier from Kodak Black from his dressing room
While he was on stage, I was thirsty, back up off me
This is just hip-hop, but my shit pop
I wear flip-flops to my biz ops
Ain't no wrist watch, pretty women all up on my arm
I don't think I need to get more charm
I just tried molly and I barfed
Not for me

I don't eat fruit or vegetables
I eat the pussy and other stuff

I don't eat fruit or vegetables
No fruits or vegetable, or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable

Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?
I would eat your mama's gushy but I won't eat no fruit
No fruits or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable

Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?
I would eat your mama's gush

I'm Drunk lyrics - Lil Dicky

(from "Penith (DAVE)" soundtrack)

I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I'm really, really drunk
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I'm really, really wasted
Bartender, can I get another, please?
One more, watch how I do my dance
Fuck it, I'm drunk

Man, I'm so fucked up
I might suck a man's dick
No, I'm playin', ha
Oh, shot, shot
Scream up in my friends ears
Tell 'em I love them, don't blackout

I think I should talk to all these girls
Can I flirt, tho? Can I flirt? "No"
Get him out the bar, get him a car
Tell him to dip, hey (Hey)
Gotta be smart
Look at the charge
We gotta split this

Please help me, I'm drunk, so fucked up, might vom—
I've been chuggin', chuggin', chuggin' all my sorrows
Worry about tomorrow, tomorrow
(Don't drink and drive) Give me that pizza, dawg
Give me that pizza, you know I gotta eat ya
Uber says my driver's name is Ghughi
And it says he's hard of hearing (Ooh, I don't care)
I miss my ex, yeah

I'm drunk (I'm drunk)
I'm drunk
I'm really, really drunk
I'm drunk I'm drunk
I'm really, really wasted
Bartender, can I get another, please?
One more, watch how I do my dance
Fuck it, I'm drunk

Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up
Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up
Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up
Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up