Dave lyrics - Lil Dicky

 Sometimes I feel like people only see me as this larger than life icon but I'm just a normal guy

Hi (Hello), I'm Dave

You might know me as Lil Dicky

But there's a lot more to me

Don't you wanna know who I am? (Not Really)

Do you wanna meet the guy behind the guy?

Do you wanna know what the industry's like?

What a strange life I have

Got me tripping like woah woah

"Dave ,you're a rapper?" Oh no

Bowel movements looking like Dippin' Dots

Probably 'cause I don't eat fruits and vegetables

Approached by aggressive white men on the regular

I gotta record with a neck pillow on my neck 'cause the organomics of my desk ain't right

My nose gets stuffed every night

I'm figgity, I'm figgity I twitch

I'm figgity, I'm v neurotic

Yes I know that I'm a rapper at the end of the day

But I think it's time you knew me by my government name

Hi, I'm Dave (I'm Lil Dicky)

Hi, I'm Dave (Who's Dave?)

Hi, I'm Dave (Please watch, please)

I'm Lil Dicky, no shut up, I am Dave

(Please watch)

Earth lyrics - Lil Dicky

 [Lil Dicky:]

What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, you know, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:

[Chorus:]

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

[Justin Bieber:]

Hi, I'm a baboon

I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge

[Ariana Grande:]

Hey, I'm a zebra

No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool

Am I white or black?

[Halsey:]

I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)

[Zac Brown:]

How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)

You drink milk from my tits (Moo)

[Brendon Urie:]

I'm a fat, fucking pig

[Hailee Steinfeld:]

I'm a common fungus

[Wiz Khalifa:]

I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole

[Snoop Dogg:]

I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up

[Kevin Hart:]

And I'm Kanye West

[Chorus:]

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

We love the Earth

[Adam Levine:]

Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di

We are the vultures, feed on the dead

[Shawn Mendes:]

We're just some rhinos, horny as heck

[Charlie Puth:]

I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?

[Sia:]

Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo

I hop all day, up and down with you

[Miley Cyrus:]

I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

[Lil Jon:]

What the fuck? I'm a clam!

[Rita Ora:]

I'm a wolf. Howl!

[Miguel:]

I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut

[Katy Perry:]

And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh

But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)

Giddee-up, let's ride

[Lil Yachty:]

I'm HPV, don't let me in

[Ed Sheeran:]

I'm a koala and I sleep all the time

So what? It's cute

[Meghan Trainor:]

We love you, India

[Joel Embiid:]

We love you, Africa

[Tory Lanez:]

We love the Chinese

[Lil Dicky:]

We forgive you, Germany

[Chorus:]

Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)

We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)

We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)

We love the Earth, it is our home

We love the Earth

[Lil Dicky:]

I'm a man (Hello?)

Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)

I've trudged the Earth for so damn long

And still don't know shit (What's going on?)

I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)

Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro

And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful

And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish

But these days, it's like we don't know how to act

All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves

Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)

Like look at the Internet! It's cracking as hell

Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex? (Ayy)

And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's (Uh)

So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?

Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)

[Ariana Grande:]

Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth

I love this planet

[Lil Dicky:]

Hey, Russia, we're cool

Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon

Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara

Let's come together and live

[Choir:]

Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

[PSY:]

우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요

[Bad Bunny:]

Amamos la tierra

[Kris Wu:]

我们爱地球

[Lil Dicky:]

(We love you, we love you)

C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same

But we're living on the same Earth

(We love you, we love you)

[Ariana Grande:]

Have you ever been to Earth?

[Lil Dicky:]

Everyone who's listening has been to Earth, Ariana

(We love you, we love you)

We're not making music for aliens here

[Justin Bieber:]

Are we gonna die?

[Lil Dicky:]

You know what, Bieber? We might die

(We love you, we love you)

I'm not gonna lie to you

I mean, there's so many people out there who don't think global warming's a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid

[Ariana Grande:]

Unless we get our shit together now

[Music Video version:]

[Lil Dicky:]

Guys, everybody look into whatever the fuck Leonardo DiCaprio is always pushing, 'cause I feel like that guy knows more about... the Earth and how we're fuckin' it up than... anybody!

If the aliens did come, we should definitely send Leo as our guy, our rep

In fact, the profits that come along with the streams and the sale of this song are going right into the Earth

Let's raise some money for charity

Any words, Leo?

[Leonardo DiCaprio:]

This might be my favorite song ever

It's awesome

[Lil Dicky:]

Wow

Thanks, Leo

[Backstreet Boys:]

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

We love the Earth, it is our planet

We love the Earth, it is our home

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Woo, hoo, hoo!)

[Lil Dicky:]

(Guys, thank you so much)

Freaky Friday lyrics - Lil Dicky (feat. Chris Brown)

 [Chris Brown:]

Lil Dicky, ooh

Mustard on the beat, ho

I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)

I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)

There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)

I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)

I told him I'm his biggest fan yeah (yeah)

Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do, hold up)

Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!)

Oh, I can sing so well

Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)

Wait, can I really say the n-word?

What up, my nigga? (woo)

What up, my nigga? Big ups, my nigga

We up, my nigga, you pussy ass nigga

Man, fuck y'all niggas, 'cause I'm that nigga

Nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm that nigga

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)

Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)

I can't believe that it's freaky Friday

Yeah it's Freaky Friday

I'm in Chris Brown's body

I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black

[Lil Dicky:]

(Ring ring, what the fuck)

I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky)

(Ugh, what the fuck)

This shit is real weak

How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?

Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)

Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)

Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past

I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo, let's go)

Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)

Why's his momma calling all the time?

Leave me the fuck alone, bitch

Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who?

Hope my daughter's in school

Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?

What would I do?

[Chris Brown:]

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)

Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)

I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday

Yeah it's Freaky Friday

I'm in Chris Brown's body

I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick

[Lil Dicky:]

If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?

I'm tryna find myself like an introspective monk

[Chris Brown:]

I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk

Snap a flick of my junk

[Lil Dicky:]

My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck

Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in

I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am

I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in

[Chris Brown:]

I don't know who that is

[Lil Dicky:]

Wait, who the fuck he think he is?

Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)

Walked up to that motherfucker

[Chris Brown:]

Wait, think it through for a sec

If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself

[Lil Dicky:]

But wait, I love myself

[Chris Brown:]

That was the key, now we're switching back

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)

Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)

I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday

[Lil Dicky:]

Wait what the fuck?

[Ed Sheeran:]

And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body

It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was

[Lil Dicky:]

What the fuck again?

[DJ Khaled:]

I'm DJ Khaled! Why am I yelling?

[Kendall Jenner:]

Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner

I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo)

Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn

I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman

Fruits Or Vegetables lyrics - Lil Dicky

 I don't eat fruit or vegetables

I eat the pussy and other stuff

I don't eat fruit or vegetables

No fruits or vegetable, or vegetable

No fruits or vegetable

Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?

I would eat your mama's pussy but I won't eat no fruit

No fruits or vegetable

No fruits or vegetable

I am a professional of soaking grown up genitals

Women look at me and know for sure they heterosexual

They book me at the festivals, the crowds been going testicles

I'm still a kid, look at my dick

But I make these hits that'll shape your kiss

If I shake my hips, they'll display their tits

It is weird yet lit, what a chain of events

I been fucking, I ate her ass

She came, I gasped, I win again

Won't make my bed, my mom got pissed

She said "don't rap"

Guess what? I did

Oh yeah, all my haters hands up on they heads

I'm abusing substances with guys in the NFL

I just stole a Perrier from Kodak Black from his dressing room

While he was on stage, I was thirsty, back up off me

This is just hip hop, but my shit pop

I wear flip-flops to my biz ops

Ain't no wrist watch, pretty women all up on my arm

I don't think I need to get more charm

Hearsay lyrics - Lil Dicky

 (from "Dave" soundtrack)

Coming live from the stash house

Taking all of the trash out

High ceiling like Shaq's house

Every time that I rap now

They all want me to pay dues

Trap here like escape rooms

Heating up like it's late June

Stop believing the fake news (huh, huh)

Ain't no doubt about it, my dick getting crowded

Why they do me foul now?

Fuck it, bucket, count it (and one, uh)

They're calling me soft, they're not really wrong

I'm rocking velour (huh)

You not on a boat, well that doesn't matter

We going for shore

No jewelry on me, they took it off me like I'm Ben Baller

They got me up in court, I'm with the set like Travis Barker

Ain't no capping with this paper like a Magic Marker

They can't jack it, I'm a fire starter

Wait, wait, wait

Give me that velour outfit, nigga

Sure, anything

Gimme your shoes too, bruh

Please, don't hurt me. I'll do fucking anything

We gon' tie you up, bruh

Say less

In and out the back quick

They cannot see me like I'm backlit

Everybody told me I was batshit

Now they looking past like a has-been

Stay up in the back like an ad-lib

They ain't really cracking like a ChapStick lip

They don't wanna see the lil' dick kid growing any bigger than he is

But I swing big, don't I?

Smoking marijuana

I want to sit down and just chop it up, Benihana

I'm cold-blooded with this shit, I'm coming like iguana

They should never really judge us for this shit, Your Honor

That would be

H-E-A-Rsay

Why, that's hearsay

Mobbing with the gang

If you hating then it's fear-based

You don't know a thing 'bout us baby, that is clear as day

I'm just with my friends smoking marijuana

H-E-A-Rsay

Why, that's hearsay

Mobbing with the gang

If you hating then it's fear-based

You don't know a thing 'bout us baby, that is clear as day

I'm just with my friends smoking marijuana

Heaven Sent lyrics - Lil Dicky

 Bring the sheep to the man, I do everything I can

Got a million on the gram, follow me or you'll be damned

North side, east side, Jesus Christ

Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch

Count the days, it's almost here

Talkin' cray, but you convinced (wait)

Heaven sent, I am nothing like the present men

Wasn't fucking with the president

This world got way too sensitive

It's so evident we let the devil in

I'm not a reverend, I'm irreverent

Then stun 'em colder than the revenant

I put the effort in to be a better man, let 'em in

I be walking 'round the town, talking what I'm 'bout

Walking all around, drawing all the crowds

Garnering the clout, calling all 'em out

Following devout, volleying the doubt

Swallowing it down, hollowing 'em out

They know not what they do (wait)

They're tryna box in a Jew? (wait)

PT with the crack, had to come back

Got a li'l bread tucked down

Made a lotta more bread, now the gang getting fed

Bring a lunch bag, all of my friends started poppin' in advance

All the seeds turn to plants

Full circle like a Hellcat

You can hear the chants, everybody had a chance

Everybody tryna dance when I pull up with the jams

Everybody going ham, young man got a plan

They don't even understand

Honestly lyrics - Lil Dicky

 (from "Dave" soundtrack)

I gotta be, everything, that I can be

I gotta do this thing, honestly

Why can't I do it all, honestly

I bet I shock 'em when I drop

I know they probably think I'm washed

I'm kettle cooking with the chip

It's on my shoulders 'til we win

I'm getting older by the minute, yeah

I really had it up to here

They always lookin' like they're winging it

I've been planning every meal, mm

Got me sippin' on this beer, ooh

Ánd I don't even fuck with beer, no

I need some water and ideas, yeah

I gotta start to make it clear, uh

I'm kinda peeping all the fallacy

I'm powered by the people doubting

I had to eat it like a ton of calories

And the analogy is that I'm glowing up

But I've been carrying this weight

Fuck my old shit, all of it sucks

Piss on them records, I shit on them records

I thank everybody who saw the potential in me

But I still had to get it inevitably

If I could I would sit down and conversate with every hater and try to debate them

I know its subjective but it's my objective to do it so well that it's not

I Ate Her Ass lyrics - Lil Dicky

 (from "Dave" soundtrack)

I'm still a kid

Look at my dick

But I made these hits

That'll shape your kids

If I shake my hips

They'll display their tits

It is weird, yet lit

What a chain of events

I've been fuckin

I ate her ass

She came, I gasped

I went again

Won't make my bed

My Mom got pissed

She said, "don't rap"

Guess what? I did

Oh yeah

All my haters hands up on their heads

I'm abusin substances with guys in the NFL

I just stole a Perrier from Kodak Black

From his dressing room

While he was on stage

I was thirsty, back up off me

This is just hip hop

But my shit pop

I wear flip flops

To my biz ops

Ain't no wristwatch

Pretty women all up on my arm

I don't think I need to make more charm

I Got A Song With Drake lyrics - Lil Dicky

 (from "Dave" soundtrack)

Me

Drake

On one song

I did it

How did I do it?

I did it (Oh)

I got a song with Drake (Woah)

I got a song with Drake (Woah)

I got a song with Drake (Wow)

I did it, I did it

Me, Drake (Yes)

Same song

Spotify credits

Billboards

Everything

I did it (Woo)

I've done it

How did I do it?

I got a song with Drake (Yes)

I got a song with Drake (Oh my god)

I got a song with Drake

I got a song with Drake (Hey, woah)

Look at the chart (Look at the chart)

Wait till its part (Just wait)

It'll be like Drake (Drake)

They will try to hate (Ha)

But they'll know it's great (Yo)

Watch how it does in the club (Great)

Drizzy, tell em what's up

It's Drake

I Met A Girl (Robyn's Song) lyrics - Lil Dicky

 I met a girl

Thank God

I met a girl

Oh my

She makes me feel alive

She makes me need a life

I met a girl

Thank God

How did I get all of this?

Yet still end up like this

All alone, what'd I miss?

So many dates even dating got dated

I let her go too soon

I was scared of you

And now I'm just sad at you

All of these stones that I turned

I forgot who my rock was

Batman and Robyn

It's comical how I'll keep running from problems

I don't act my age at all

I don't change at all

But I'm great, ask em' all

I need somebody right now

But I don't think she'll hear me out

And my time is running out

I met a girl

Thank God

I met a girl

Oh my

She makes me feel alive

She makes me need a life

I met a girl

Thank God