Ally's Song lyrics - Lil Dicky
(from "Dave" soundtrack)
Oh, woah woah oh woah
I fucked the whole thing up, I did it all backwards
Now I'm all alone with my rap verse
I can barely share a password
I said we'd dance, I left you there
You left me there too
You had my back, I puked on you
I chased my dream so much it ran
I can't make jokes without your laugh, it seems
I'd do anything to melt you, I took you for granted
I'll give you belly rubs too, did you like the rabbit?
It's killing me to kill you, and you were the magic
But I fucked the whole thing up, I did it all backwards
Now I'm all alone with my rap verse
You were the best at my worst, and I miss you ally, hoot-hoot
I'm lost without you, hoot-hoot
Baby lyrics - Lil Dicky
(from "Dave" soundtrack)
Hey, good morning, baby
You need some java, baby?
We got to wake up, baby
Last night was really crazy
I think I liked it, baby
Damn, you smooth, baby
Looking like you moisturize, baby
Tell me where to buy it, baby
I'm dry, I need the product, baby
Got my hand on navel
Then she slid her panties to the ankle
Made me back up and look at the bussy
Bussy glistening like a heavyweight
You wanna fuck me, baby?
Haven't showered in a minute, girl
But if you with it, then I'm with it, baby
I will shower you with every curl
Are you freaky, baby?
Spooning me like I was soup
Want me to be dirty like a goose?
Ooh, but what do you like, baby?
Do you want me to choke you, baby?
She said, "That's okay, baby"
"That's okay" as in you want that?
Or "That's okay" as in "No thanks, baby"?
She look at me crazy
I said, I don't mean to complicate it (no, no)
Let me grab a condom, baby
I put it on, then she, then she
Throws it back, give me the ass, pop it
Tickle the breast, nibble the crack, stop it
General Custer with the tactics, I'm a demon
I could feel the semen creeping 'round the penis
Being a man in there
We need a ambulance
Pussy getting killed
She orgasming, body spasming
Then I finally finish, can you feel it, baby?
Sliding off, where's the condom, whoa!
Well, it's not on my penis, baby
It's so confusing, baby
Uh, did I-
Did I just fuck you raw, baby?
Uh, I'm looking 'round and I don't see it, baby
I move the blanket, move the covers
Where's the rubber, baby?
Now she digging like a caveman in her bussy for it
Even if you find it in there, what's the difference, baby?
Semen probably already leaking in there, swimming in you
She said she still don't want no condoms sitting in her insides
I said, I understand, but there are bigger fish to fry
She said, "You blaming me, but you the one that put it on"
I am not blaming you and I don't think I put it on wrong
I put it on my pinky first to see which way it go
Because I'm well aware that condoms aren't reversible
She screamed, "I found it, baby!"
She pulled it out her bussy
But I can't celebrate it, cause we got bigger fishy
Girl, I ejaculated, and I don't see it in there
She said, it's fine, she'll just take the morning-after pill
Oh, oh!
Thank God for the tech now
We should probably go and get it now
This is life when you're young and wild
Could I B Jesus lyrics - Lil Dicky (with Brain)
[Lil Dicky:]
Yuh
Just saying yuh sounds like you're jocking Drake
So annoying
Illa, illa, illa, illa, L
Yuh, yuh
I used to go out to the Y, Friday nights
On the outskirts of Philly
I'm dropping dimes to this night
In the outskirts you feel me?
And I done been saving my good shit up
Old bitches now, yeah they would get up
Winklevoss twins, yeah I could get fucked
Chinese food, yeah I could get duck (uh)
[Brain:]
Brain give a fuck 'bout an old bitch
Brain give a fuck 'bout dat hoe
Brain got head on the snowlift
Brain cold ipso facto
Brain go in', I'm ballin' (ooh)
Brain go in', I'm ballin'
[Lil Dicky:]
One, two time for the sixers
If this bitch get off on the wrong foot
Put her on the bench for a lil Ben Simmons
[?] could ride wood like Jah, doe
Still gotta lick gelato
Feel like I hit the lotto
[Brain:]
Brain never bag a proper
Brain fucked Aunt Jemimah
[Lil Dicky:]
I don't get head on the freeway
That is forbidden like ebay
She playing with Jimmy like D Wade
She wanna stop at the B.K
We don't go out, she a cheap date
I'm straight to the ass like a cheesecake
We run this shit back like a replay
Mutual orgasm, we came
[Brain:]
Wait, could I be Jesus?
Wait, could I be Jesus?
Hey, could I be Jesus? (no way, no way, no way)
Hey, could I be Jesus?
Wait, could I be Jesus?
Holy like Jesus
I might be Christ
[Brain:]
Oh, my word
Oh, my God
I was overweight today but now I'm a model
I don't eat the pussy for free
Touchy, I get pussy, I be fucking these streets
[Lil Dicky:]
Ichiar deli my P got a nut out the purple like jelly
I'm buzzin', buzzin' like a left behind celly
My DM x-rated like critics, the belly
I got the coldest cuts around like a deli (ah)
Used to be in love with Aliyah
Used to be in love with Daria
Shit on these rappers like diarrhea
[Brain:]
Brain with the dope like a mob boss
Chapo Chapo Chapo Brain
Stay with the peace like Gandhi
Blocka blocka, know what I'm sayin'? (yah) Brain like Mike, like Shad Moss
Brain like, might like shamone
Brain might fuck your bitch
When he done, might ask your ex for a ride home
[Lil Dicky:]
Rollin' up the bud, rollin' up the club, rollin' up the work
Pourin' up the Bud, blowin' up the drug
Leavin' out the back, damn this work
Haven't thrown a punch in about five years
Last time I did I broke my wrist
On my friend Glen's butt
Damn, that sucked
Had to jerk off with the left hand
(But you learned your lesson!)
Ain't nobody in my category
I'm inventive with I'm with it like it's Scattergories
I was over-doubted, now I'm overcrowded
But I'm extroverted, don't you ever doubt it
Gotta lot of money, but I never count it
Competition fun, but they ain't never 'bout it
I was searching for it but I never found it
Like an Oreo up in a power outage
(Let's go!)
[Brain:]
Wait, could I be Jesus?
Wait, could I be Jesus?
Hey, could I be Jesus? (no way, no way, no way)
Hey, could I be Jesus?
Wait, could I be Jesus?
Holy like Jesus
I'm like the cross
Oh, man
Hope I'm not Jesus
But I also wanna get sucked
Brain
Dave lyrics - Lil Dicky
Sometimes I feel like people only see me as this larger than life icon but I'm just a normal guy
Hi (Hello), I'm Dave
You might know me as Lil Dicky
But there's a lot more to me
Don't you wanna know who I am? (Not Really)
Do you wanna meet the guy behind the guy?
Do you wanna know what the industry's like?
What a strange life I have
Got me tripping like woah woah
"Dave ,you're a rapper?" Oh no
Bowel movements looking like Dippin' Dots
Probably 'cause I don't eat fruits and vegetables
Approached by aggressive white men on the regular
I gotta record with a neck pillow on my neck 'cause the organomics of my desk ain't right
My nose gets stuffed every night
I'm figgity, I'm figgity I twitch
I'm figgity, I'm v neurotic
Yes I know that I'm a rapper at the end of the day
But I think it's time you knew me by my government name
Hi, I'm Dave (I'm Lil Dicky)
Hi, I'm Dave (Who's Dave?)
Hi, I'm Dave (Please watch, please)
I'm Lil Dicky, no shut up, I am Dave
(Please watch)
Earth lyrics - Lil Dicky
[Lil Dicky:]
What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, you know, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:
[Chorus:]
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
[Justin Bieber:]
Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
[Ariana Grande:]
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?
[Halsey:]
I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)
[Zac Brown:]
How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)
[Brendon Urie:]
I'm a fat, fucking pig
[Hailee Steinfeld:]
I'm a common fungus
[Wiz Khalifa:]
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
[Snoop Dogg:]
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up
[Kevin Hart:]
And I'm Kanye West
[Chorus:]
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth
[Adam Levine:]
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead
[Shawn Mendes:]
We're just some rhinos, horny as heck
[Charlie Puth:]
I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?
[Sia:]
Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day, up and down with you
[Miley Cyrus:]
I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk
[Lil Jon:]
What the fuck? I'm a clam!
[Rita Ora:]
I'm a wolf. Howl!
[Miguel:]
I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut
[Katy Perry:]
And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)
Giddee-up, let's ride
[Lil Yachty:]
I'm HPV, don't let me in
[Ed Sheeran:]
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute
[Meghan Trainor:]
We love you, India
[Joel Embiid:]
We love you, Africa
[Tory Lanez:]
We love the Chinese
[Lil Dicky:]
We forgive you, Germany
[Chorus:]
Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)
We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth
[Lil Dicky:]
I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know shit (What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the Internet! It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's (Uh)
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)
[Ariana Grande:]
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet
[Lil Dicky:]
Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live
[Choir:]
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum
[PSY:]
우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요
[Bad Bunny:]
Amamos la tierra
[Kris Wu:]
我们爱地球
[Lil Dicky:]
(We love you, we love you)
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
But we're living on the same Earth
(We love you, we love you)
[Ariana Grande:]
Have you ever been to Earth?
[Lil Dicky:]
Everyone who's listening has been to Earth, Ariana
(We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here
[Justin Bieber:]
Are we gonna die?
[Lil Dicky:]
You know what, Bieber? We might die
(We love you, we love you)
I'm not gonna lie to you
I mean, there's so many people out there who don't think global warming's a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid
[Ariana Grande:]
Unless we get our shit together now
[Music Video version:]
[Lil Dicky:]
Guys, everybody look into whatever the fuck Leonardo DiCaprio is always pushing, 'cause I feel like that guy knows more about... the Earth and how we're fuckin' it up than... anybody!
If the aliens did come, we should definitely send Leo as our guy, our rep
In fact, the profits that come along with the streams and the sale of this song are going right into the Earth
Let's raise some money for charity
Any words, Leo?
[Leonardo DiCaprio:]
This might be my favorite song ever
It's awesome
[Lil Dicky:]
Wow
Thanks, Leo
[Backstreet Boys:]
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Woo, hoo, hoo!)
[Lil Dicky:]
(Guys, thank you so much)
Freaky Friday lyrics - Lil Dicky (feat. Chris Brown)
[Chris Brown:]
Lil Dicky, ooh
Mustard on the beat, ho
I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
I told him I'm his biggest fan yeah (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do, hold up)
Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!)
Oh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
What up, my nigga? (woo)
What up, my nigga? Big ups, my nigga
We up, my nigga, you pussy ass nigga
Man, fuck y'all niggas, 'cause I'm that nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm that nigga
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's freaky Friday
Yeah it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black
[Lil Dicky:]
(Ring ring, what the fuck)
I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky)
(Ugh, what the fuck)
This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past
I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo, let's go)
Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
Why's his momma calling all the time?
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who?
Hope my daughter's in school
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
What would I do?
[Chris Brown:]
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Yeah it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick
[Lil Dicky:]
If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
I'm tryna find myself like an introspective monk
[Chris Brown:]
I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
Snap a flick of my junk
[Lil Dicky:]
My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck
Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in
[Chris Brown:]
I don't know who that is
[Lil Dicky:]
Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
Walked up to that motherfucker
[Chris Brown:]
Wait, think it through for a sec
If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
[Lil Dicky:]
But wait, I love myself
[Chris Brown:]
That was the key, now we're switching back
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
[Lil Dicky:]
Wait what the fuck?
[Ed Sheeran:]
And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
[Lil Dicky:]
What the fuck again?
[DJ Khaled:]
I'm DJ Khaled! Why am I yelling?
[Kendall Jenner:]
Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo)
Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
Fruits Or Vegetables lyrics - Lil Dicky
I don't eat fruit or vegetables
I eat the pussy and other stuff
I don't eat fruit or vegetables
No fruits or vegetable, or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable
Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?
I would eat your mama's pussy but I won't eat no fruit
No fruits or vegetable
No fruits or vegetable
I am a professional of soaking grown up genitals
Women look at me and know for sure they heterosexual
They book me at the festivals, the crowds been going testicles
I'm still a kid, look at my dick
But I make these hits that'll shape your kiss
If I shake my hips, they'll display their tits
It is weird yet lit, what a chain of events
I been fucking, I ate her ass
She came, I gasped, I win again
Won't make my bed, my mom got pissed
She said "don't rap"
Guess what? I did
Oh yeah, all my haters hands up on they heads
I'm abusing substances with guys in the NFL
I just stole a Perrier from Kodak Black from his dressing room
While he was on stage, I was thirsty, back up off me
This is just hip hop, but my shit pop
I wear flip-flops to my biz ops
Ain't no wrist watch, pretty women all up on my arm
I don't think I need to get more charm
Hearsay lyrics - Lil Dicky
(from "Dave" soundtrack)
Coming live from the stash house
Taking all of the trash out
High ceiling like Shaq's house
Every time that I rap now
They all want me to pay dues
Trap here like escape rooms
Heating up like it's late June
Stop believing the fake news (huh, huh)
Ain't no doubt about it, my dick getting crowded
Why they do me foul now?
Fuck it, bucket, count it (and one, uh)
They're calling me soft, they're not really wrong
I'm rocking velour (huh)
You not on a boat, well that doesn't matter
We going for shore
No jewelry on me, they took it off me like I'm Ben Baller
They got me up in court, I'm with the set like Travis Barker
Ain't no capping with this paper like a Magic Marker
They can't jack it, I'm a fire starter
Wait, wait, wait
Give me that velour outfit, nigga
Sure, anything
Gimme your shoes too, bruh
Please, don't hurt me. I'll do fucking anything
We gon' tie you up, bruh
Say less
In and out the back quick
They cannot see me like I'm backlit
Everybody told me I was batshit
Now they looking past like a has-been
Stay up in the back like an ad-lib
They ain't really cracking like a ChapStick lip
They don't wanna see the lil' dick kid growing any bigger than he is
But I swing big, don't I?
Smoking marijuana
I want to sit down and just chop it up, Benihana
I'm cold-blooded with this shit, I'm coming like iguana
They should never really judge us for this shit, Your Honor
That would be
H-E-A-Rsay
Why, that's hearsay
Mobbing with the gang
If you hating then it's fear-based
You don't know a thing 'bout us baby, that is clear as day
I'm just with my friends smoking marijuana
H-E-A-Rsay
Why, that's hearsay
Mobbing with the gang
If you hating then it's fear-based
You don't know a thing 'bout us baby, that is clear as day
I'm just with my friends smoking marijuana
Heaven Sent lyrics - Lil Dicky
Bring the sheep to the man, I do everything I can
Got a million on the gram, follow me or you'll be damned
North side, east side, Jesus Christ
Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch
Count the days, it's almost here
Talkin' cray, but you convinced (wait)
Heaven sent, I am nothing like the present men
Wasn't fucking with the president
This world got way too sensitive
It's so evident we let the devil in
I'm not a reverend, I'm irreverent
Then stun 'em colder than the revenant
I put the effort in to be a better man, let 'em in
I be walking 'round the town, talking what I'm 'bout
Walking all around, drawing all the crowds
Garnering the clout, calling all 'em out
Following devout, volleying the doubt
Swallowing it down, hollowing 'em out
They know not what they do (wait)
They're tryna box in a Jew? (wait)
PT with the crack, had to come back
Got a li'l bread tucked down
Made a lotta more bread, now the gang getting fed
Bring a lunch bag, all of my friends started poppin' in advance
All the seeds turn to plants
Full circle like a Hellcat
You can hear the chants, everybody had a chance
Everybody tryna dance when I pull up with the jams
Everybody going ham, young man got a plan
They don't even understand